OT: Delorean Truck is Awesome.

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February 11th, 2010 at 4:17 PM
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OT: Delorean Truck is Awesome.

Not in any way related to Michigan football, but posted for the sheer awesomecakes with awesome icing:

Thinking of getting a Delorean time machine? This time Think 4th Dimensionally!

Roads? Wherever you're going, you won't need roads!

Resistant to Tannen familiy members, and tougher than any Indian, Cavalry or Bear, the new Delorean Wolverine has the class and style of a sports car and the ruggedness of that 4x4 you always wanted but would basically have to alter history to get your parents to afford it.

Never rip a fuel line on a 19th century desert again. Hurdles manure trucks and pine trees.

Rides comfortably in all conditions, whether you're in Hillsdale c. 1985, Hillsdale c. 2015, or an Alternate 1985 where Biff is rich, and powerful, and married to your mother, though, like what do you care, because you're driving a friggin' Delorean truck, right?

Hey Needles, wanna play......CHICKEN?

(Blogger alias: "Misopogon") This team is under construction. We thank you for your patience.

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February 11th, 2010 at 4:21 PM | Does it come... (Score:1)
spacemanspiff231
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with Christopher Lloyd?

February 11th, 2010 at 4:22 PM | The Libyans! (Score:1)
Pea-Tear Gryphon
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Doc Brown wouldn't have to run from those nasty terrorists with that beast.

"I've got an idea--an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I'm talking about." - Peter Griffin
 

February 11th, 2010 at 4:31 PM | Roads? (Score:1)
amphibious1
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Where we're going we don't need roads.

Florida Wolverines have dreadlocks...

February 11th, 2010 at 4:31 PM | 1.21 GIGAWATTS! (Score:1)
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1.21 GIGAWATTS!

all the dude wanted was his rug back...

February 11th, 2010 at 4:32 PM | My density has popped me to you (Score:1)
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I'm George, George McFly, and I'm your density. I mean, your destiny.

They mostly come at night... mostly.

February 11th, 2010 at 4:40 PM | Better hope the flux capacitor isn't (Score:1)
Don
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some cheap aftermarket ripoff.


February 11th, 2010 at 4:52 PM | Must have (Score:1)
Eck Sentrik
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Back to the Future: Flux Capacitor Replica Unlimited Edition Clicky

all the dude wanted was his rug back...

February 11th, 2010 at 4:48 PM | So what's it to you, butthead? (Score:1)
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They mostly come at night... mostly.

February 11th, 2010 at 4:49 PM | Great (Score:1)
schmakj
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Scott!

February 11th, 2010 at 4:53 PM | I bet Denard is still faster (Score:1)
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I bet Denard is still faster and could do more damage on a football field.

The Team, The Team, The Team.

February 11th, 2010 at 5:28 PM | Who wants to go back in time (Score:1)
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Who wants to go back in time and take a young Jim Tressel to Uganda and leave him there?

eenie meenie miney mo, catch a WR by his toe. if he scores six, let him go

February 11th, 2010 at 5:08 PM | ??? (Score:1)
Super J
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Will it hit 88 MPH?

February 11th, 2010 at 6:15 PM | Now that sucker is nuclear. (Score:1)
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Now that sucker is nuclear.

Ohio State is the #1 bathroom.  I take poops in the bathroom.

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February 11th, 2010 at 6:16 PM | (No subject) (Score:1)
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the comments, pictures, or videos above are under no way related to or from the university of michigan
February 11th, 2010 at 6:24 PM | This is awesome (Score:1)
Maize N Philly Blue
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Thank you for posting this today.

February 11th, 2010 at 6:35 PM | Doc's a Racist (Score:1)
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"I've got an idea--an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I'm talking about." - Peter Griffin
 

February 11th, 2010 at 7:12 PM | It might be stronger than (Score:1)
Musket Rebellion
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It might be stronger than cavalry or bears, but what about BEAR CAVALRY!?!?!?!

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bear_cavalry.jpg

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February 11th, 2010 at 8:32 PM | I was so hoping that Delorean (Score:1)
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I was so hoping that Delorean Truck was a 2011 5-star MLB who is a heavy Michigan lean.

February 12th, 2010 at 3:15 PM | Plus to you, and... (Score:1)
Seth
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I have so now added this player to my NCAA 2010 franchise.

(Blogger alias: "Misopogon") This team is under construction. We thank you for your patience.

February 11th, 2010 at 9:51 PM | If Marty would have had that, (Score:1)
imablue
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If Marty would have had that, it would have been, "You
mutated sonofabitch, you drove through my barn,
crushed my car, strattled my cow, and killed my pines,
you space bastard"

I feel more like I do now than I did when I got here.

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