My wife is out of town this weekend, and I'm having a quiet night at home with the dog and a couple of beers. Unfortunately, I've run into a problem. I'm out of beer. I finished the scotch last week and I don't keep any other liquor. I've had too much to drive, but I'm not quite drunk.
If I was really hungry, I'd order a pizza. Hell, if I was a sick asshole with an intense desire to get an STD I could order a "friend" on Craigslist. However, I can't order beer or liquor.
What else would you order for delivery if it was available?