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January 16th, 2013 at 9:30 PM | This press conference is (Score:4 Normal)
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This press conference is total BS

Swarbrick looks terrified and his answers are so full of shit

so that begs the question: why is ND trying to cover this up?

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January 16th, 2013 at 9:32 PM | Maybe trying to do damage (Score:4 Normal)
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Maybe trying to do damage control until signing day is over? 

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January 16th, 2013 at 9:33 PM | Exactly. Stand behind your (Score:3 Normal)
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Exactly. Stand behind your student and then play dumb later.

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January 16th, 2013 at 9:33 PM | Yah I'm not buying the fact (Score:5 Normal)
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Yah I'm not buying the fact that the hoax people had nothing better to do than sleep with their phones or talk for hours with Manti Te'o at night.  He knew, if he was in on it the whole time is the question.

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January 16th, 2013 at 9:32 PM | like there was a girl who was (Score:4 Normal)
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like there was a girl who was willing to have 9 hour long phone conversations with Manti for no reason other than Catfish brah cause Doctor Phil said that's a thing 

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January 16th, 2013 at 9:33 PM | oh, and the report won't be (Score:5 Normal)
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oh, and the report won't be published

uh huh, because it really exists

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January 16th, 2013 at 9:39 PM | FOIA (Score:3 Normal)
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FOIA request?

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January 16th, 2013 at 9:40 PM | private school, private (Score:3 Normal)
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private school, private investigative service 

uh huh

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January 16th, 2013 at 9:35 PM | This is going to make one (Score:5 Normal)
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This is going to make one hell of a documentary some day.

HOKEAMANIA RUNNIN' WILD

Formerly, TheLastProphet

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January 16th, 2013 at 9:36 PM | How long until this becomes a (Score:5 Normal)
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How long until this becomes a 30 for 30? 

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January 16th, 2013 at 9:38 PM | They've already named it on (Score:4 Normal)
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They've already named it on Irishenvy: "No Dame"

 

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January 16th, 2013 at 10:07 PM | Or: "NoSuch Dame". (Score:3 Normal)
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Or: "NoSuch Dame".

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January 17th, 2013 at 8:08 AM | The Lyin' Hawaiian (Score:2)
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The Lyin' Hawaiian

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January 16th, 2013 at 9:35 PM | "The bigger the lie, the more (Score:4 Normal)
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"The bigger the lie, the more they believe."

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January 16th, 2013 at 9:37 PM | There are people who believe (Score:3 Normal)
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There are people who believe this 

and that makes me fucking angry

because jesus this is such obvious bullshit 

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January 16th, 2013 at 9:39 PM | and here's the fake tears  (Score:2 Insightful)
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and here's the fake tears 

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January 16th, 2013 at 9:41 PM | Must have taken acting (Score:3 Normal)
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Must have taken acting lessons with Manti

This might be arrogant, and if it is, it is, but we're Michigan

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January 16th, 2013 at 9:40 PM | I'm confused, in his (Score:2 Insightful)
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I'm confused, in his statement he said he communicated with her on the phone but the account was operated by a male....

/°>

 

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January 16th, 2013 at 9:41 PM | Schadenfreude (Score:0 Overrated)
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I'd say Tressel getting canned on Memorial Day 2011 still trumps this story.

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January 16th, 2013 at 9:41 PM | oh, never been turned over to (Score:2 Normal)
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oh, never been turned over to law enforcement? that sounds plausible 

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January 16th, 2013 at 9:43 PM | (No subject) (Score:5 Normal)
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January 16th, 2013 at 9:43 PM | I first heard this story (Score:3 Normal)
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I first heard this story today on my way home from work on 97.1 the ticket, with Valenti and Foster, and I just got to reading the article including Manti's statement...

First off, pretty sick he would even do this. Secondly, with your statement, quit acting like a victim, you lied to your fan base, not the other way around. The only cruel joke here is trying to win the Heisman trophy aided by pity. Finally, just say you needed inspiration to play better so you created this to make your team play better. Seriously, what a nutcase... This plus his horrible game against Alabama which showed every flaw in his game just cost him a lot of money.

I don't know who's hair is better, John Stamos circa Full House or Denard

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January 16th, 2013 at 10:29 PM | Te'o (Score:5 Normal)
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Whatever, John.  I remember that episode of Full House where your girlfriend was dying and you used it as your inspiration to play your greatest-ever concert with the Beach Boys--and then it turned out just to be a TV show and she wasn't really dying and wasn't even your girlfriend in real life.  I was just a kid when I saw that, and still haven't gotten over it to this day.

"You will suffer humiliation when the team from my area defeats the team from your area." -- The Onion

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January 16th, 2013 at 9:45 PM |   "see, for kids today (Score:2 Insightful)
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"see, for kids today meeting online is the same as meeting in person so in his mind he did meet her!"

 

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January 16th, 2013 at 9:46 PM | so let's get this (Score:5 Normal)
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so let's get this straight

Manti gets a call from his dead girlfriend 

and he then waits 2 weeks to tell the university

and never contatcs law enforcement 

 

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January 16th, 2013 at 9:49 PM | Its the simple things.. (Score:5 Normal)
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"Those people who will be the least skeptical will be those who use social media"... Jack, wake up pal. I mean really if my girlfriend has cancer and i have never met her, probably time to hop a plane. Save the crocodile tears jack, those dollars aren't going anywhere.

Its called a royale with cheese

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January 16th, 2013 at 9:49 PM | At least this is good for (Score:5 Normal)
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At least this is good for some fun chuckles at a rival school.  The real fkn damn shame here is that the off-the-field kerfuffle that will apparently do the most damage to the Notre Dame brand is that one that apparently DOESN'T involve the tragic death of a young person (cf, Sullivan and Seeberg)

Former Buckeye Antonio Pittman on being a poster child for compliance: "This osu tattoo stuff is silly. Cats been getting hookups on tatts since back in '01."

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January 16th, 2013 at 10:08 PM | Exactly. It's not a (Score:3 Normal)
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Exactly. It's not a coincidence that all this shady shit started happening at ND when Kelly took over. He has quite a history..

I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right?

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January 16th, 2013 at 11:02 PM | I completely agree. I (Score:2 Normal)
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I completely agree. I actually work with Seeberg's dad. ND is making mistake after mistake in my opinion. It's embarrassing for a very respected institution.

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January 16th, 2013 at 9:50 PM | Now during this press (Score:2 Normal)
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Now during this press conference the AD won't admit how ridiculous this whole story is, just say Te'o made up the whole story! I can't stand listening to this guy still gushing over Te'o and the "kind of son he is" and you "don't know Manti". The guy is a fraud jackass that turned the ND media hype to his advantage and almost got a heisman in part due to it.

"What" ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?

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January 16th, 2013 at 9:58 PM | pfft, if you'd seen that (Score:5 Normal)
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pfft, if you'd seen that report that was compiled by a private investigative firm (that we can't name), you'd see that Te'o was the victim of crimes (that I can't name even though I'm a lawyer). He's so wonderful, though, that he doesn't want to see these people who took advantage of him prosecuted and therefore we won't release the report (which totally exists).

As to the details of the report, well I don't really remember. But kids today believe meeting online and meeting in person are the same thing, so that probably explains whatever inconsitent thing Manti and his dad told you. Also Catfish. Doctor Phil said it happens all the time so there. 

When your team is winning, be ready to be tough, because winning can make you soft. On the other hand, when your team is losing, stick by them. Keep believing. -- Bo Schembechler

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January 16th, 2013 at 10:12 PM | Thanks! (Score:3 Normal)
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I wasn't able to watch the presser myself, so I appreciate getting this summary (which is probably more accurate than the actual presser).

"You will suffer humiliation when the team from my area defeats the team from your area." -- The Onion

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January 16th, 2013 at 11:51 PM | Can't vote yet, but this (Score:2 Normal)
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Can't vote yet, but this captures the press conference perfectly.

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January 16th, 2013 at 9:50 PM | "focusii" (Score:2)
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"focusii"

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January 16th, 2013 at 9:50 PM | Let he who has had no fake (Score:5 Normal)
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Let he who has had no fake online girlfriend dying of leukemia cast the first stone.

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January 16th, 2013 at 9:58 PM | You sir (Score:3 Normal)
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Have won the interwebz for the day. 100 points to you.

So hot.  Milk was a bad choice.

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January 16th, 2013 at 9:51 PM | Jack Swarbrick is making a fool (Score:3 Normal)
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of himself and ND. The school jumped to the podium way too fast. What this boils down to is the relationship between Te'o and this guy Tuiossoppo (spelling?). It's being reported these two had a very good relationship and that Tuiossoppo may be the mastermind behind this but that Te'o knew what was going on. For Swarbrick to stand up in a press conference and say they did a thorough investigation is foolish. It's one thing to do damage control but stupid to try it when you don't have all the facts. Good, bad or otherwise ND needs to have a heart to heart with Te'o regarding his relationship with Tuiossoppo. Te'o has made several false statements and ND better get to the bottom of it before defending ANYONE.

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January 16th, 2013 at 9:53 PM | And he started to cry! (Score:2 Normal)
GoBluePhil
Joined: 09/15/2011
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Oh my!

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January 16th, 2013 at 9:51 PM | what the hell nobody buys (Score:2 Normal)
Brodie
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what the hell

nobody buys this right

arghhh 

When your team is winning, be ready to be tough, because winning can make you soft. On the other hand, when your team is losing, stick by them. Keep believing. -- Bo Schembechler

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January 16th, 2013 at 9:51 PM | The best part of that (Score:4 Normal)
feanor
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The best part of that conference was Swarbrick trying to avoid the fact that Teo lied about this repeatedly.  If he didn't know she was fake Te'o still let this go on for months with stories about meeting her in California and Haiwaii, and misleading people about the nature of the relationship.

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January 16th, 2013 at 9:55 PM | Never any corrections... (Score:2 Normal)
cozy200
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All those articles and he didnt correct a single one. Come on man!

Its called a royale with cheese

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January 16th, 2013 at 10:01 PM | no see all the kids say they (Score:2 Normal)
Brodie
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no see all the kids say they "met" people they only know from the internet

so like he "met" her online, see!!!!!

also she was SUPPOSED to meet him in Hawaii and then didn't! but he's so wonderful he never became suspicious!

When your team is winning, be ready to be tough, because winning can make you soft. On the other hand, when your team is losing, stick by them. Keep believing. -- Bo Schembechler

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January 16th, 2013 at 9:53 PM | I guess that's what you get (Score:3 Normal)
ESNY
Joined: 11/06/2008
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I guess that's what you get for dating Christy Turlington.

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January 17th, 2013 at 2:13 AM | Hi-yo! (Score:2)
michimoby
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+1 for the CHY reference.

"I have no legs!"

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"I cannot think of a better person to guide our university's athletic strategy than the inventor of The Noid."

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January 16th, 2013 at 9:54 PM | Awesomeness (Score:2 Normal)
cozy200
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Now your school wont call the cops for you because they aren't the victim. Harassment is a crime no?

Its called a royale with cheese

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January 16th, 2013 at 9:54 PM | also Cozy regarding the (Score:5 Normal)
Clown Sauce
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also Cozy regarding the statement ""Those people who will be the least skeptical will be those who use social media"" is so stupid because this guy is the one who is least skeptical. You don't think in today's techno age that a 2 year long "online relationship" would never have any face timing or skyping? Get a hint, Manti is a fraud

"What" ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?

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January 16th, 2013 at 10:00 PM | This is a great point (Score:5 Normal)
SMJenkins3
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How does a college age kid not skype with his girlfriend who lives on the other side of the country? Skype is everywhere.  My parents who are in their 60s Skype and facetime. 

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January 16th, 2013 at 9:58 PM | 5th Season of the Wire (Score:2)
mbrummer
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Te'o is McNaulty; ESPN is Templeton.

It is all in my notes..

I expect nothing and therefore never disappointed.

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January 16th, 2013 at 10:00 PM | Analogy (Score:5 Normal)
Victor Hale II
Joined: 12/28/2011
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Let me see, does this look about right? Kekua:Einhorn :: Tuiasosopo:Finkel

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January 16th, 2013 at 10:00 PM | LOL (Score:3 Normal)
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That is all

"Touchdown... No flags!!"

Founder and current Commisioner of the ITGPD - Internet Tough Guy Police Department, est. 2012

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