This will keep you busy for a while.....You can change the direction of the train.
You really can!
My mind is bottled.
You want some random thoughts? There should be an actual silverware version of a spork. Smoking in public will soon be an executable offense. Greg Robinson sucked at life and is a pussy.
They need better marketing. Thank you good sir.
I'm not sure if this has been through the rounds yet, but the reviews on the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer on Amazon. It's gold.
You laugh, but have you ever been shanked by a pissed off relative over improperly cut banana? This thing will slowly start to replace currency, and the gold standard will become the Hultzler Standard. The only issue is, nobody will spend any banana slicers, as who could bear to part with one?
And thus began the great depression of 2076. A time of economic stangnace and an unending need of Hutzler fruit-cutting products. The Hutzler Republic in the East battling the United Hutzler Alliance in the West for name dominance in the new world order, complete with a lack of pissed off relatives because no one is improperly cutting their bananas. Not a soul was shanked that day.
That is, and will never be, a spork good sir.
what is that?
I think it's a crunch because he's only just barely getting his shoulders(?) off the ground.
So already breaking my set up, but can someone tell me if this looks (or if they heard) fake or not?
Story goes Cadet at West Point finds mouse in his dorm, feeds it, gets close, finally decides to release it to the wild rather than it keep him up at night. And this is how it goes-
I think this was confirmed as true, unlike the eagle almost carrying away the Canadian kid, which came out at around the same time.
Now in case anyone was wondering....I humbly present to the board all 151 of the original Pokemon....
this is fantastic
I'm sitting in my office all alone, spinning in my chair and feeling like this guy.
Only have a few hours of work today, still yesterday was long. Drove to and back from Chicago to visit familily.
But Desmond Howard and Charles Woodson were reunited with their sisters Maize and Blue.
Yes, it's the season for falcon chicks.
sorry to disappoint)
just on general principle.
Going to Indy then racing go karts at fast times (I think it's on 82nd) and eating at granite city for dinner. But as of right now hoping out of bed and into the shower and getting breakfast at Denny's, then maybe some COD
"Hoping out of bed." I know what that's like, especially after a holiday.
My company gave us today off. WORD UP!
Notice how you're the one guy not getting posbanged.
I actually took today off, so I have in fact spent a considerable portion of the morning looking at pics and GIFs...
That's hilarious! Failure to stop at a railroad crossing/whore'ing at the corner...what's the difference. This little redaction TOTALLY makes up for telling everyone she's a whore.
I love this thread.
This is brilliant!
And the whole auto industry is dead quiet. However i did get a chance to meet my first nephew this morning (everyone's doing great) so that was pretty cool. In the car spirit, here's a picture from last year's woodward dream cruise:
My company gave our other USA location the day off. We got Oaks day off instead. This is because the President and HR directer are both horse racing fans....the only ones at this location...
Those breastesses are a bad influence. I do not want to visit that part of the internet.
No worries. I'll venture there in your stead. Will tell you how it goes.
I was that suntan lotion.
Who IS that? I'm in love.
Just some random girl at a beach. Here is the video it's from. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4xtsa_topless-bikini-white_sexy NSFW.
Not a gif but just saw it on awful announcing and it's awesome... your day just got exponentially better. You're welcome
This is the worst day of the year. The day smooshed between the fourth and the weekend? Go home, calender-maker... you're drunk.
EDIT:Didn't see ms. TaTas rubbing the lotion out. New Gif.
I never watched it but I saw this gif from an episode once, never forgot this. A competition involved giant slingshots and watermelons. Didn't end so well for this lady. That's kinda what this day feels like at work.
My God that looks painful.
I'm just picturing her face exploding not the watermelon.
I remember watching that episode on tv, and being so shocked. It was so damn funny! It was so unexpected. Once I realized she wasn't injured, it became even funnier.
she didn't break her nose I have no idea, she's majorly lucky in that regard. It's definitely one of the best schadenfreude gifs I've ever seen though, always cracks me up.
...I haz watermelon for breakfast too. EDIT: Would that be considered a melom-oma?
This day was meant to be a vacation day. Thus, I took one.
Joker says: "Why so serious, son?"
2000 Michigan vs Northwestern is on BTN right now. Over 1200 yards of offense combined in the game. These were the days that made me despise Northwestern and their gimicky bullshit offense. F'n Zach Kustok.
Without much fanfare.
I think even they realized that nothing could match the Raptor vs. Punter battle last year.
Fuck you very much for falling on a day that is not Friday Monday.