OT: Dantonio Breaks Silence
Tuesday morning some time between 3-9 I assume
He'll only speak for 3 to 9 minutes before taking 3 to 9 questions from reporters.
2-10 is their best possible season. My God, who will they beat?
March 27th, 2017 at 10:10 PM ^
March 28th, 2017 at 10:48 AM ^
I would have loved to watch that game. Damn you, Minnesota!
Sparty will beat the Domers in EL you can book it.
Actually I think about 23-32 people will make the joke.
I heard that one of the players is getting 30 years in jail with an extra two years added on for bad behavior.
They have to do it before Saturday or everyone would know anyways.
Normally, you don't announce that unless you simply want to be clear that it is you - and not the rupture of a gas line - that is to blame for the foul stench in the general area. Frankly, I don't know if Dantonio is that self-effacing and part of me expects this presser to be heabily pre-edited by MSU's public relations and legal folks.
Hell, part of me expects him to say: we're here to talk about spring practice, any questions about spring practice? No? Alrighty then, great talk, see you in August.
Announcing 1 quarter suspensions can be tough.
"This is a very difficult situation for us all and it is important that all Spartans are held accountable. It is also important that our young men to learn from their mistakes. Therefore we have decided to suspend our players for the Bowling Green game and the 1st quarter of the subsequent WMU game."
March 28th, 2017 at 10:05 AM ^
Actually, I think he meant one quarter of the year. They'll be eligible to return to team activities in July.
I hear some of their worst off season offenders are going to run not the traditional 1 but 3-9 sets of stairs as punishments.
No on a serious note, Josh King got his spitting on an officer pleaded down to littering. Nothing to see here.
March 28th, 2017 at 10:46 AM ^
I don't know why, but every crying Jordan picture/gif makes me so happy. Recently at work I told my peers that if I ever ended up in the ICU, I hope they put iPads all over the room with crying Jordan slideshows on them. I then added that I hope it's 3-9 iPads, but the joke went unnoticed.
For the record, I work in a hospital so the whole "if I ever end up intubated/sedated/in the ICU" is pretty normal conversation.
I can tell they're brass balls from here.
March 27th, 2017 at 10:46 PM ^
Spring Game. It's pretty easy to pick out people that aren't there. If the rumors are true, all three are pretty high profile and not walk-ons that could get lost in the shuffle.
March 28th, 2017 at 12:56 AM ^
Waiting for 3-9 insightful and enlightening comments and tweets from sasquatch after mork's presser....
....but this is a good start!
super sparty slappy. 3-9 times more annoying than anyone else on planet earth.
Jemele reminds me of Miss Piggy.
I would either be making a guest appearance on Sesame St. or be drunk on my ass for a pic of me holding an L over my head, showing up on the internet.
March 27th, 2017 at 11:50 PM ^