This past saturday Danielson called his last game featuring Tim Tebow (Yes!). That can mean only one thing for ol' Gary. It is time to move on. The question I pose to all of you is, who is most likely to be Gary's new man crush? Mallet? Jefferson? Maybe Ingram? Give me your thoughts.
OT-Danielson's next man crush?
I know I would.
1. His D will keep his team in the NC hunt as long as he's there.
2. There has to be some improvement, at least minimally each year under Saban.
3. Gary will grow to love his "intangibles" and leadership qualities. Starting next that will be "his team"
Or is that Joe Cox...or are they both seniors. Is Joe Cox the Qb at Georgia? Damn not having tabs on my phone internet.
urban meyer. off-the-air, tracy wolfson.
he was on the bachelor
It has to be someone from the SEC, which as we all know is the only football conference. It should also be someone from a non-spread offense as that is dead. Good thing Meyer runs a pro-style offense. Or is it that Tebow is sooo good he can miraculously make the spread work?
McElroy...he loves SEC qb's and hes got that sexy blonde hair
Like he had fallen in love with Ingram during the championship game but then again I'mpretty sure every analyst fell in love with him after that game.
nope, still Tebow.
how about Ryan Mallett
Someoe younger, that Gary can develop a relationship with. McElroy is too old. He probably already has a shoe polisher in the form of some local Alabama hack who would do anything to interview the naked players after the games.
We probably don't really know, nor have we seen, Gary's next love. Could be a member of the 2010 class.
Gary is going to have to make that tough choice we all make when we get dumped (for those in Message Board Land who actually do date or get involved with other people to the point they actually touch them): What to do when the relationship is over and we have that empty feeling?
Do you just hop into bed with the next fat chick you pick up at the bar? Do you go online looking for sme hussie to fill the void? For most of you that would mean this: Do you run right to Wanker's Haven and pick up a new blow up doll?
Gary is faced with the dicision to take a year off from mancrushing. He just can't run right to the next stud with tight shiny pants that show off buns of steel. He can't roll up and snuggle wit the next guy to put "Frank 43:19" on his eye black patches. Besides, it would cheapen the just ended relationship with Tim Tebow.
I think Gary will float for awhile. He'll have a season with some "flings"--he'll try to get over the loneliness, the emptiness.
But he'll come back, if he takes time off, stronger than ever--for his new love is probably about to graduate high school, is probably still a virgin, and is probably sitting in church as I post this.
Gary, I know you read this blog: Trust me it'll be all right in the end.
by Mallett, but he'd settle for Cox.
Why not just go for Florida's current backup QB John Brantley. You know, your gf dumbs you so you go after her younger sister.