The best one I heard was Lane Stiffed-em
Tennessee is not recruiting well just because they got 18 dudes
"Mr. Brandon you have already taken the fans limbs, what could they possibly sacrifce to pay with now?" asked an associate. Dave Brandon replied calmly, "Simple, we will just take their spirits next."
well "The Poodle" is already taken, lets see......
Current Smug rating: "lethal"
How about "Douchebag."
How about "The Trojan Whore?"
That whenever someone screws someone else over in the sporting world, from now on the proper response should be "Go Kiff yourself!"