OT: Dan Marino has a [ED: child out of wedlock]

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January 31st, 2013 at 12:16 PM
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OT: Dan Marino has a [ED: child out of wedlock]

The New York Post came out this morning with the news that Dan Marino had an affair a while ago with CBS employee Donna Savaterre, and they made a baby. FWIW, Marino is claiming the child and financially supporting them, which puts him above several other notable people in history (i.e. Benjamin Franklin).

As a special bonus, the VERY FIRST HIT on Google for "Donna Savaterre" is a RCMB "hot or not" thread dedicated to her.

 

Link:

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/oh_danny_girl_love_child_bC0SHH481536QPjsXfyWyJ

 

P.S. Yes, the cruel jokes about how like his mistress, Dan Marino has no rings have already been made. You sick freaks.

[ED - PGB:  I just couldn't leave the title as originally published.  Its pretty offensive to some and I didn't want to take the thread down entirely because the comments (other than people feeling offended) are hilarious.]

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January 31st, 2013 at 12:18 PM | This isnt Game of (Score:5 Normal)
Arizona Blue
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This isnt Game of Thrones...Bastard isnt a really P.C. thing

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January 31st, 2013 at 12:21 PM | I'm confused.  What do (Score:5 Normal)
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I'm confused.  What do bastards have to do with computers?

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January 31st, 2013 at 12:23 PM | He meant Mac (Score:3 Normal)
Allin4Blue
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He meant Mac

January 31st, 2013 at 1:22 PM | Like (Score:3 Normal)
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January 31st, 2013 at 12:29 PM | I like you (Score:1 Normal)
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Herm

January 31st, 2013 at 1:21 PM | Doesn't your computer have files? (Score:3 Normal)
LB
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January 31st, 2013 at 12:51 PM | Found Mr Winky (Score:1)
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I need to go home and put water in Buck Nasty's Mom's dish

January 31st, 2013 at 1:37 PM | Speaking as a bastard, I'm (Score:5 Normal)
awnitsol
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Speaking as a bastard, I'm not at all offended.

January 31st, 2013 at 12:19 PM | Ummm...strongly suggest a (Score:4 Normal)
Allin4Blue
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Ummm...strongly suggest a title change!

January 31st, 2013 at 12:26 PM | Seriously (Score:5 Normal)
RedShirt232
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It's not the kid's fault.  No need to use a derogatory term.  Sounds like Marino is the real "bastard" here.

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January 31st, 2013 at 12:19 PM | Early favorite for 2013 (Score:5 Normal)
nickbob
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Early favorite for 2013 Thread Title of the Year. 

January 31st, 2013 at 12:25 PM | It's definitely way, way up (Score:5 Normal)
profitgoblue
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It's definitely way, way up there in the standings. 

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January 31st, 2013 at 1:47 PM | Personally, my vote goes to (Score:3 Normal)
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Personally, my vote goes to "Title"

January 31st, 2013 at 12:23 PM | Ladies and gentlemen... my (Score:5 Normal)
Allin4Blue
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Ladies and gentlemen... my esteemed colleague, Mr. Marino, has just brought some new evidence to my attention. Now, history has certainly shown that even the most intuitive criminal investigator can be wrong from time to time. But if I am mistaken... if the CBS employee is indeed a woman, as she claims to be... then, my friend, she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I HAVE EVER SEEN!

January 31st, 2013 at 12:27 PM | laces out! (Score:2 Normal)
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this would have never happened.

January 31st, 2013 at 1:33 PM | Having a little trouble with (Score:3 Normal)
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Having a little trouble with the lady, Ace?

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January 31st, 2013 at 12:24 PM | Interesting, I had always (Score:5 Normal)
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Interesting, I had always thought that cocaine made you impotent and sterile.

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January 31st, 2013 at 12:26 PM | Honest question:  Did they (Score:2 Normal)
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Honest question:  Did they have cocaine back in your day?

 

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January 31st, 2013 at 12:33 PM | Not much of a problem until (Score:5 Normal)
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Not much of a problem until the long-hairs came into being. 

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January 31st, 2013 at 12:39 PM | Herm, you're the best.  +100 (Score:1 Normal)
profitgoblue
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Herm, you're the best.  +100 for being a great contributor.

[EDIT:  How is this "trolling"?  I was being truthful.  Or maybe that fact is considered "trolling."  Anyway, it is what it is.  Just curious.]

 

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January 31st, 2013 at 5:48 PM | I think (Score:2 Normal)
BluCheese
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I think you got hit in the cross hairs with those who think Herm is a mildly entertaining fraud.  If the person perpetrating the Herm fraud is older than 25 I'll eat my Michigan hat.

I'm 61 and cocaine was a yuppie drug that flourished in the late '70's and 80's.  Long hairs had little to do with it.

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January 31st, 2013 at 12:24 PM | I strongly suggest not using (Score:5 Normal)
GVSUGoBlue
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I strongly suggest not using the word "bastard"

January 31st, 2013 at 12:27 PM | I'm sure he will file that (Score:5 Normal)
America
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I'm sure he will file that away in the suggestion box as soon as possible.

January 31st, 2013 at 12:39 PM | Don't punish the kid for what (Score:5 Normal)
GVSUGoBlue
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Don't punish the kid for what happened with his parents. I have a friend who happens to be a bastard and he is extremely shameful of it. This isn't funny.

January 31st, 2013 at 12:53 PM | Title changed.  I definitely (Score:4 Normal)
profitgoblue
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Title changed.  I definitely don't think any offense was intended but you're right.  Its a legitimate news story but its not cool to word it in a way such that our fellow MGoMembers are offended.

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January 31st, 2013 at 12:57 PM | I don't think the OP intended (Score:2)
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I don't think the OP intended to offend anyone, but he should have just thought about his word choice.

January 31st, 2013 at 1:57 PM | Some people will (Score:5 Normal)
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Always find a way to be offended. The fact that you changed the title offends me. See what I mean!

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January 31st, 2013 at 1:41 PM | He shouldn't be ashamed of (Score:2 Normal)
awnitsol
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He shouldn't be ashamed of it. He didn't do anything wrong.

January 31st, 2013 at 1:18 PM | Don't tell me what to drink! (Score:5 Normal)
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January 31st, 2013 at 4:10 PM | I know him, I know him (Score:3 Normal)
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Hey I know that guy. That's Rabbit21!

January 31st, 2013 at 5:52 PM | Haha, great recall. (Score:2)
LB
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If I could have remembered his ID, I'd have managed to work him into the post.

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January 31st, 2013 at 12:24 PM | Look at the the fun bags on (Score:5 Normal)
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Look at the the fun bags on that one.

 

#classy

January 31st, 2013 at 4:13 PM | Househound*  I'd like to eat (Score:1)
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Househound* 

I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti. 

January 31st, 2013 at 12:26 PM | Bastard? (Score:5 Normal)
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 How about something more appropriate like "love child" or "whoreson"?

January 31st, 2013 at 1:40 PM | "Whoreson". I like that. I (Score:4 Normal)
awnitsol
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"Whoreson". I like that. I may start going by that.

January 31st, 2013 at 12:27 PM | Lindsay Lohan and now this (Score:5 Normal)
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Lindsay Lohan and now this crap. This blog is becoming TMZ. 

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January 31st, 2013 at 12:29 PM | You mean over the course of (Score:5 Normal)
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You mean over the course of the two weeks since you signed up?

January 31st, 2013 at 12:36 PM | Yep. Two weeks. That's all.  (Score:2 Normal)
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Yep. Two weeks. That's all. Doot-duh-doo

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January 31st, 2013 at 1:17 PM | as long as we are being politically incorrect here (Score:4 Normal)
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i prefer the term "drunkle" to describe us, as it saves time that could be used for drinking

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January 31st, 2013 at 12:28 PM | Everyone's so sensitive in (Score:5 Normal)
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Everyone's so sensitive in this thread.

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January 31st, 2013 at 12:34 PM | Everyone's so sensitive in (Score:3 Normal)
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Everyone's so sensitive in [every] thread. See QVIST v. Bastard Haters, 235 p. 2d 103 (mgo. app. 2013).

January 31st, 2013 at 12:29 PM | Worst post here of 2013 so far (Score:4 Normal)
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1.  Horrible title

2.  Unrelated news to Michigan sports

3.  Belongs on a tabloid

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January 31st, 2013 at 12:31 PM | Nope...I think the "Hello: (Score:5 Normal)
Allin4Blue
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Nope...I think the "Hello: Laquon Treadwell" post was worse!

January 31st, 2013 at 12:32 PM | "Beauty" is in the eye of the (Score:1 Normal)
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"Beauty" is in the eye of the beholder:

1.  You're probably right.

2.  Its the off-season and this is clearly allowable content.

3.  You're probably right.

All that said, I'm probably going to pull it off the Board.

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January 31st, 2013 at 12:33 PM | Well I think this topic might (Score:4 Normal)
Allin4Blue
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Well I think this topic might make for some interesting conversations

 

January 31st, 2013 at 12:41 PM | Please (Score:3 Normal)
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The title either needs to be changed or it needs to be pulled. It's an offensive term and has no place on this Board or anywhere else.

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January 31st, 2013 at 12:54 PM | Done. (Score:1)
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Done.

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January 31st, 2013 at 2:36 PM | New favorite mod! (Score:3 Normal)
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Some, if not most, mods would pull this down.

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January 31st, 2013 at 12:50 PM | Honest question (Score:5 Normal)
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If a thread is labeled "OT" and features a title that is pretty clear in that it does not contain information related to UM sports, why complain that said thread is unrelated to Michigan sports?

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January 31st, 2013 at 12:31 PM | A professional athlete had an affair? (Score:5 Normal)
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Well, I never...

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