Crex where are you??? its been a couple of months since your last installment... any new updates???
"You know how Kyle Flood still has a job? Yeah, all Jourdan."
Was the last update... and we haven't heard anything since!
There was a promise of more
"So I have some stories, ranging from taking the family to Detroit, to Easter, to meeting some Japanese neighbors (Are you a white guy hanging with a traditional Korean family? Get some Japanese people in on this, you'll suddenly be the second most hated race in the room.) I'll type them up soon, really. Right now I'm just cranking this out over my late lunch break, so I'm on the clock here."
And I'm STILL waiting on the Japanese/Easter stories.
because I fear CRex is swimming with them.
Off the record, I can say that he was contacted about doing an MGoProfile spot, and he never replied....
Korean Ninjas...he should have left something to someone....if he's not heard from in 30 days, someone will go to a safety deposit box and post the rest of the story.
Though why he needed a Profile...? I mean, we know more about him than most of our family members...
I replied to Brian's email and asked him to pass the info on to you, but I guess some wires got crossed. Sorry man, I wasn't trying to blow you off.
My gf decided things need to be kept in house and since the focus of the story is her family I figured she had the right to call for a gag order. So sadly no Profile, no more stories. Sorry guys.
I'm still around, just keeping a low profile, as much as acreepy ginger kid can in these parts.
not to mention in 20 years when your kids are gathered around your feet to hear your stories of internet infamy you can tell them...
"I coulda been a contenda... but your mom made me stop."
He's got a record of all the gory details to help him remember...
Because I've printed them out and passed copies all over. It's going to live FOREVER. Everyone loves it.
Your story has become the stuff of epic legend among white guys in the USAF dating Asian chicks. I had offers of repositioning national spy satellites and deploying USAF Special Ops teams to Korean off shore body dump sites to look for your shivering ginger ass in some bamboo grove when you didn't post for three weeks.
Good luck to you sir.
I was about to declare war with Korea. Both. Just to be safe.
But you know...you can post other content too...we don't love you just for those posts. Well, mostly. But your, you know, Michigan Sports insight is fine too. ;-)
Check out "Do you think David Brandon had anything to do with this?"...might be up your alley.
Well if I'm so popular with the Air Force, please let them know that a North Korean coverts ops team has been set up to kill me. My intelligence indicates they're operating out of 39° 59' North, 82° 59' West, if they could get a few B-52s on that I'd appreciate it. Plus some low level strafing runs, just to be safe.
I'm fine with what as been posted. It's made it rounds and is here to stay, nothing really ever gets deleted from the internet. I'll likely surface more closer to the season. All this recruiting news is depressing. I'm trying to get myself excited, but it can be a hard task.
Hold on a sec.
(quickly checks the crevasse I've been stuck in since April)
sorry, not in here.
He's just really really busy getting in all of the necessary sack time with his hot Korean girlfriend before the season starts. We should all be so lucky.
Yeah, weird. He hasn't posted in 11 weeks (http://mgoblog.com/users/crex).
CRex is alive, but not well. After their visit from Korea, the future in-laws forced their daughter to get married. Within a week of the wedding Mrs. CRex banned her husband from MGoBlog, from watching sports, and summarily scheduled the following:
a) cooking classes from noon to 5pm every Saturday in the fall;
b) A trip to Korea - they fly out at noon Saturday Oct. 9th and return at 6pm on Saturday Oct 16th
c) At 8pm on October 30th he has to paint the garage - twice
Once in Maize and once in Blue?
It's her fault for not specifying the colors.
So glad someone else posted this other than me, because I'm too stalkerish with him as it is. Beyond wanting the rest of the story, I miss his not lifestory posts. CRex, come back! Come Back CRex!
Maybe he's just chilling till the fall. Or in the South China Sea. At the bottom.