I almost poo'd myself while stuck in traffic on the way to work yesterday. I ate some super spicy wings the night before and I was in so much of pain behind the wheel. TMI? Sure, but that was one of the scariest things to happen to me in recent memory.
OT: Creepy stories (Featuring a story turned into a short)
How many wings did you have? Was it a photo finish?
'Twas a photo finish and relieving. I guess somewhere around 10-12 wings. Not a bunch, but something about that time of the morning...
Was it the kind of poo where it makes you wish that toilets come with a 5 point harness?
Ok, let's just get all of the questions out of the way. Color, texture, consistency. Did you see God? Was there a hidden message in said feces? Was your bum sore enough after as to alter the way you sat?
you should just change your name to Nosce Te Feces, mkay
I poo'd my pants within the first few minutes of starting a new job. I was literally in the office for roughly five minutes when I felt the moment of dispare. You know that feeling...when one knows exactly what happened but refuses to recognize reality and the magnitude of the situation. After another few moments of sitting at my desk and contemplating what to do next, I advised my admin that I needed to step out for a while. I'm still convinced that she knew what was going on. She nodded at me, as if she felt my pain. Her expression alone assured me that she was thinking exactly what I was feeling..."never trust a fart".
That's horrifying and hilarious at the same time. Good advice though that they don't give you in school.
I once poo'd myself in school (I am a hs teacher) I am sure I was quite the sight running down the hall pushing the future of America out of the way in a vain attempt to prevent a disastrous situation. Problem was once the deed was done I was in quite the pickle sitting in the student restroom not knowing whether to laugh or cry. I called my colleague to cover my class for a while so I could remedy the situation he was well aware of what had happened
Pretty much the same thing happened to me. First week on the job at my internship. Taking a leak in the men's room, when an innocent-seeming fart let itself fly, and sure enough I could feel a little dribble and roll down the back of my leg. Good news is, I got a long afternoon lunch break.
Is on line toot.
This is mesmerizing.
I don't get it. Did the guy die at the end?
The uneventful ending is revealed in the Reddit story. Basically the non-smiling guy just ran off to where some cars were. The real story took place in a "major US city," implying a more urban environment, so it is quite different than the video. I found the video pretty well done though, definitely achieving that creepy vibe.
The fruit loop was a tooth pick. The other dude coulda beat his ass and used him as a Sham Wow on any of those cars they were around.
Well this story certainly had me scared for the rest of humanity.
Also anything that deals with spiders, yes you heard me spiders.
I weep for the future. Reading your story is my scariest story. Not the spiders part. I saw a huge spider in my shower the other day. I just kept on washin'
Well, of course you kept washing. Showers are a spider safe zone. Matter of fact, pretty much anywhere you have fast moving water that you can control at your disposal, you have the upper hand in the never ending war against all bugs (except cockroaches, obviously...fucking cockroaches).
As opposed to when you are sleeping with your mouth open, that is when the spiders get their revenge. *i think the whole spiders-crawling-into-sleeping-people's-mouths thing might be an urban legend.
Watch The Century of The Self and you'll never see people, or yourself, the same.
My 10 year old duaghter picks spiders up in the yard and lets them run up her arm. C'mon man. No joke.
I had just finished a bang and dash and my spirits couldn't have been higher. I was so elated that I began to dance my way home. It was late and there was no one on the sidewalks at this hour. However, I happened upon this young punk. I saw that my dancing was of some amusement to him so I decided to get revenge.....
Gary Busey? Not suprised the least bit by this story.
EDIT: Guess I should have watched the video first huh?
I vaguely remember a terrifying story dealing with a legendary U of M coach kicking to a future ND Heisman Trophy winner a second time after said WR ran one back earlier in the game. I still sometimes fall asleep to the sounds of my own screams thinking about that game.
I remember crying so hard when that happened.
I repeatedly asked my dad 'why did they kick it to him again?'.... ah youth...
side note: those notre dame debacles of the late 80s early 90s were what cemented my michigan fandom... crazy eh?
I threw the board for a five hour game of "Allies and Axis" across the room when that happened, spilling many, many small plastic planes, factories and ships around my basement. Other players were not happy with me. If you were a kid in the early 90s, you know what I mean.
I don't believe the guy you're thinking of ever won a Heisman.
How the visit went? I want to know how his flight was!
All I know is Sharknado is on at 9:00 Saturday, set those DVR's!!!!
and Sharktopus as an intro act
All I know is I'm glad to see you back on the board my once and future nemesis!
We're still on for a beer at UTLII right?
I had a life changing experience and wasn't even lurking on MGo until just recently. I never forgot about your offer either (and yes). I assume Jill will be providing the spread? Internal thoughts, "Chicken avocado bake, chicken avocado bake, chicken avocado bake."
A friend of mine lives on a small island on the south end of Grosse Ile, Mi. The island is dark and secluded at night. It's private, and there are only about 50 houses. My friend's house is set pretty far back from the street, so the walk to and from a car is almost pitch black. After a party, I returned to his house alone to get some things I had left behind. As I was walking to my car, I heard a little kid playing and singing in the bushes just to my left. As it was around midnight, my first instinct was concern that a child had somehow gotten out without the parents knowing. I stopped to look for the kid, only to realize that there wasn't anything there. Just then, the singing stopped, and one shrub started to shake. I bolted for my car.
Later that night, I asked my friend whether there were any little kids on the island, and told him I had heard one singing in his yard. He said I had probably heard someone's tv or something, and there were no kids on the island. Despite his dismissal, there was definitely something singing within about 5 feet of me.
About a year after that, I met a neighbor of his. Somehow we got on the subject of ghosts, and he mentioned having an experience at my friend's. I asked him to elaborate, and he described the exact same experience I had, down to every detail (including some I hadn't relayed to my friend). I'm pretty convinced it was a ghost I heard that night.
Or the neighbor fucking with you. Either way.
OFF THE CHAIN
Damnit wrong thread!
Scared as hell the next day as I realized I got there from blacking out and crawling out one of our upstairs bathroom windows. Our roof was really narrow and I could have easily rolled off been in critical condition. I have no idea how the hell I ended out there.
I do. You blacked out and crawled out on of your upstairs bathroom windows.
Maybe. But if that happened to me I'd blame my friends and/or teammates first.
Creepy stories you say? All I know is...
Oh dear Lord... In all seriousness, I have a real scary story now. Watching the end of NW @ M last year and I just realized, the hit Demens won the game with according to the new rules would have been illegal and he possibly would have been ejected for it.
Also, and possibly the scariest of all, special K played pop evil during the celebration after that game. Chilling.
Note that the "new rules" do not outlaw any hits that were not illegal last year. If it was legal last year, it is legal this year. The only change is that the punishment for targeting is 15 yards plus an ejection, when last year it was 15 yards only.
Demens' hit was legal...
but it's my understanding that they're going to be "erring on the side of caution" and calling these things tighter, ala head angle and helmet to helmet. Looked to me like initial contact of the Demens hit was crown of the helmet vs facemask. I hope you're right but I just think we're going to see a lot more of this kind of thing getting called.
I just seen the Conjuring tonight and that Gif is creepier than the film
I'm doing a live improv show in Ann Arbor on Saturday.
No. I enjoy scary/creepy stories. That is why I made it.
What is with so many people shitting themselves?