OT: Crazy names in CFB
So I figured many people on here are just waiting out the "rain" delay so to pass the time I thought you might get a chuckle out of this quick video. I know there is a fascination on MGoBlog with some of the more creative names some football recruits have and I stumbled across this video today and thought this board would get a kick out of it.
I laughed espeically hard at the last guy!
October 17th, 2012 at 9:24 PM ^
Zurlon Tipton of the Chips is my favorite this year.
October 17th, 2012 at 9:25 PM ^
Crap. First time attempt to embed a video file and apparently not a success. I followed the directions on the MGoBoard FAQ but apparently I am bad at directions.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gODZzSOelss
A little help with the acutal embed?
October 17th, 2012 at 9:42 PM ^
Thanks!
October 17th, 2012 at 10:22 PM ^
No problem, duderino.
October 18th, 2012 at 9:24 AM ^
...and Dan Smith! lmao
October 17th, 2012 at 9:32 PM ^
I can't recall precisely where I saw the list, but FAU has a linebacker named Yourhighness Morgan, and one of Boston College's wide receivers is Spiffy Evans. Of course, there is always Cincinnati QB Munchie Legaux...
October 17th, 2012 at 9:49 PM ^
Silverberry Mouhon and Leviticus Payne.
October 17th, 2012 at 11:59 PM ^
honest mistake. Just don't let him see you make it.
October 17th, 2012 at 9:35 PM ^
Barkevious Mingo
October 18th, 2012 at 8:05 AM ^
Maybe the Mingo ate your baby...
October 17th, 2012 at 9:51 PM ^
Bowling Green has BooBoo Gates, plus they had a player a few years ago named Ali Alaboody. Cincinnati has Munchie Legaux.
October 17th, 2012 at 10:06 PM ^
that went by the name of I.M. Hipp.
The I.M. stood for Isiah Moses.
October 17th, 2012 at 10:15 PM ^
Ham, Lamb and Jam Jones ... UT
October 17th, 2012 at 10:23 PM ^
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix, HAHAHA, classic Michigan State.
October 17th, 2012 at 10:19 PM ^
Funniest shit I've seen in a while
October 17th, 2012 at 10:21 PM ^
I always remember Boumtje Boumtje from Georgetown a while back, and God'gift Achiuwa from St. John's in basketball
October 18th, 2012 at 12:13 AM ^
God Shammgod
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October 18th, 2012 at 9:05 AM ^
Went to LaSalle Academy in NYC... as did your boy Ron Artest (at least part time.)
His son (also named God Shammgod) is around 18... not sure if he's a senior now or not, but he was supposedly pretty solid himself.
October 18th, 2012 at 3:37 AM ^
Don't forget Duany Duany from Wisconsin in the early 2000s
October 18th, 2012 at 9:12 AM ^
I remember those teams from the mid 90's. Jahidi White had the longest last name on the floor. (Boubacar Aw, Victor Page, Cheikh Dia, Shernard Long). That was back when it was fun to hate John Thompson.
October 17th, 2012 at 10:29 PM ^
Biakabatuka was awesome. Olatide Ogunfitidimi at M was good name too.
October 17th, 2012 at 10:30 PM ^
The ending made that video great. Was not expecting that.
October 17th, 2012 at 10:36 PM ^
The hilariousness is compounded the more BYU people you know.
October 17th, 2012 at 10:39 PM ^
That Dan Smith from BYU... That is a jacked up name!
October 17th, 2012 at 11:01 PM ^
He can't be from BYU though.
If he were, his name would be Hiram Smith
October 17th, 2012 at 11:36 PM ^
Mr. Zolton Mesko. The meanest space Martian ass beater around these neck of the woods. You may remember him?..
October 17th, 2012 at 11:40 PM ^
Munchie Legeaux Takes the cake!
October 18th, 2012 at 8:07 AM ^
takes the cake... And the cab driver's money!
October 17th, 2012 at 11:42 PM ^
Wonderful Terrific Monds II from Buffalo and Godspower Offor out of Wake Forest.
October 18th, 2012 at 12:45 AM ^
I remember when I thought Denard was an odd name. I was so naive.
October 18th, 2012 at 1:16 AM ^
Now that's some funny shit! EEEEEE EEEEEEEEE
October 18th, 2012 at 1:58 AM ^
I got a damn good laugh out of that.
October 18th, 2012 at 2:10 AM ^
I think one of the guys is from or has some connections to Michigan (the state). They named Albion, Wayne State and MSU. I saw him on some other show wearing a Slows BBQ shirt one time. Maybe he just really likes the area.
October 18th, 2012 at 2:13 AM ^
So according to Wikipedia the Key guy is from Southfield, went to HS at Shrine, college at U of D, and grad school at Penn State. (I would have edited but on iPhone)
October 18th, 2012 at 5:01 AM ^
the tall one is from Detroit. saw this skit when it aired and I was crying from laughter. pretty good show. best sketch show since chappelle show, imo. mencia licks balls and always has and they trotted out a few more trying to capture that magic back but all failed despite liking some of the comics/hosts (swardson, etc). this is a funny show, though.
again, best SKETCH show. I'd put SP and probably Workaholics ahead in general.
October 18th, 2012 at 6:49 AM ^
I've met Keegan and he hails from Detroit. Great guy, hilarious in person. His first listed acting production on IMDB was "Get the Hell out of Hamtown", a movie about Hamtramck. Also, the next movie, Garage, was made by a bunch of guys in Detroit, my uncle played a part in it. I don't think the other guy has any ties to Detroit, though.
October 18th, 2012 at 2:23 AM ^
I think was his name. He played for FSU. I'd seriously change my last name if I were him lol
October 18th, 2012 at 8:03 AM ^
Bigotry! Hilarious!
October 18th, 2012 at 8:34 AM ^
Cory's not such a bad name.
Oh. You said last name. Never mind. (I suspect that his family, once his surname became a homophobic slur, started pronouncing the name other than phonetically.)
October 18th, 2012 at 2:37 AM ^
October 18th, 2012 at 8:42 AM ^
"Yeah, used to be shithouse"
"Good change, that's a good change!"
October 18th, 2012 at 6:40 AM ^
This skit always has me dying
October 18th, 2012 at 8:40 AM ^
Tyrone Shue Laces
October 18th, 2012 at 8:48 AM ^
Northern Michigan's Bryce Cockburn (1999-2003). It was pronounced coburn, but that wasn't how the student section pronounced it every time NMU came to Yost. Every shift he had on the ice we were chanting "cock-burn" continuously until his shift ended and he was back on the bench.
October 18th, 2012 at 8:53 AM ^
Even though not college football, the best name ever in sports has to be Chief Kickingstallionsims, the 7'1" Center from Alabama State... who apparently was born in 2004.
October 18th, 2012 at 3:42 PM ^
Another contender: 2007 DT recruit Evan Points At Him.
http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/recruiting/player-Evan-Points%20At%20Him-55444
October 18th, 2012 at 9:05 AM ^
2nd vote.
October 18th, 2012 at 1:13 PM ^
Godspower Offor, Wake Forest Nose Guard.
I always liked Martavious Odoms too.