So I figured many people on here are just waiting out the "rain" delay so to pass the time I thought you might get a chuckle out of this quick video. I know there is a fascination on MGoBlog with some of the more creative names some football recruits have and I stumbled across this video today and thought this board would get a kick out of it.
I laughed espeically hard at the last guy!
Funny
Zurlon Tipton of the Chips is
Zurlon Tipton of the Chips is my favorite this year.
The Team, The Team, The Team.
Crap. First time attempt to
Crap. First time attempt to embed a video file and apparently not a success. I followed the directions on the MGoBoard FAQ but apparently I am bad at directions.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gODZzSOelss
A little help with the acutal embed?
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"The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a fireman, but a man wants to grow up to be a giant monster fireman."
- Jack Handey
Thanks!
Thanks!
No problem, duderino.
No problem, duderino.
"The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a fireman, but a man wants to grow up to be a giant monster fireman."
- Jack Handey
too funny...
...and Dan Smith! lmao
Some Names...
I can't recall precisely where I saw the list, but FAU has a linebacker named Yourhighness Morgan, and one of Boston College's wide receivers is Spiffy Evans. Of course, there is always Cincinnati QB Munchie Legaux...
"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."
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UC also has
Silverberry Mouhon and Leviticus Payne.
"I'm not a vegetarian b/c I love animals. I'm a vegetarian b/c I hate plants"
LEVITICUS PAYNE**
honest mistake. Just don't let him see you make it.
Bo' Money Bo' Problems
no list is complete without
Barkevious Mingo
"Underwear Wearing Basement Dweller"
Maybe
Maybe the Mingo ate your baby...
not just "douchey" MGoBlog user, but now TRUSTED MGoBlog user
Bowling Green has BooBoo
Bowling Green has BooBoo Gates, plus they had a player a few years ago named Ali Alaboody. Cincinnati has Munchie Legaux.
Years ago Nebraska had a I Back...
that went by the name of I.M. Hipp.
The I.M. stood for Isiah Moses.
around the same time
Ham, Lamb and Jam Jones ... UT
5 4 3 2 1 Touchdown!
Touchdown Billy Taylor!
Touchdown Billy Taylor!
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix, HAHAHA, classic Michigan State.
Hail! to the Victors Valiant Hail!
Funniest shit I've seen in a
Funniest shit I've seen in a while
I always remember Boumtje
I always remember Boumtje Boumtje from Georgetown a while back, and God'gift Achiuwa from St. John's in basketball
God
God Shammgod
/thread
Went to LaSalle Academy in
Went to LaSalle Academy in NYC... as did your boy Ron Artest (at least part time.)
His son (also named God Shammgod) is around 18... not sure if he's a senior now or not, but he was supposedly pretty solid himself.
Touchdown Michigan!
Speaking of G'town...
I remember those teams from the mid 90's. Jahidi White had the longest last name on the floor. (Boubacar Aw, Victor Page, Cheikh Dia, Shernard Long). That was back when it was fun to hate John Thompson.
The reason for the world, is to make us long for HOME.
TD Timmy
Biakabatuka was awesome. Olatide Ogunfitidimi at M was good name too.
The ending made that video
The ending made that video great. Was not expecting that.
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
The hilariousness is
The hilariousness is compounded the more BYU people you know.
"The straightest line from A to B is straight: From A to B"
"When you have Denard Robinson, you can have everything"
~George Walden
Man...
That Dan Smith from BYU... That is a jacked up name!
Florida Wolverines have dreadlocks...
He can't be from BYU
He can't be from BYU though.
If he were, his name would be Hiram Smith
"The straightest line from A to B is straight: From A to B"
"When you have Denard Robinson, you can have everything"
~George Walden
One of my favs...
Mr. Zolton Mesko. The meanest space Martian ass beater around these neck of the woods. You may remember him?..
Munchie
Munchie Legeaux Takes the cake!
Boubacar Cissoko actually
takes the cake... And the cab driver's money!
No contest.
Wonderful Terrific Monds II from Buffalo and Godspower Offor out of Wake Forest.
I remember when I thought
I remember when I thought Denard was an odd name. I was so naive.
Hilarious
Now that's some funny shit! EEEEEE EEEEEEEEE
I've got nothing.......
This just made my night
I got a damn good laugh out of that.
Class of 2014
I think one of the guys is
I think one of the guys is from or has some connections to Michigan (the state). They named Albion, Wayne State and MSU. I saw him on some other show wearing a Slows BBQ shirt one time. Maybe he just really likes the area.
"And when we play as a team, when the old season is over, you and I know, it's gonna be Michigan again, Michigan."
So according to Wikipedia the
So according to Wikipedia the Key guy is from Southfield, went to HS at Shrine, college at U of D, and grad school at Penn State. (I would have edited but on iPhone)
"And when we play as a team, when the old season is over, you and I know, it's gonna be Michigan again, Michigan."
the tall one is from Detroit.
the tall one is from Detroit. saw this skit when it aired and I was crying from laughter. pretty good show. best sketch show since chappelle show, imo. mencia licks balls and always has and they trotted out a few more trying to capture that magic back but all failed despite liking some of the comics/hosts (swardson, etc). this is a funny show, though.
again, best SKETCH show. I'd put SP and probably Workaholics ahead in general.
Detroit
I've met Keegan and he hails from Detroit. Great guy, hilarious in person. His first listed acting production on IMDB was "Get the Hell out of Hamtown", a movie about Hamtramck. Also, the next movie, Garage, was made by a bunch of guys in Detroit, my uncle played a part in it. I don't think the other guy has any ties to Detroit, though.
Cory Fagg
I think was his name. He played for FSU. I'd seriously change my last name if I were him lol
We hate Michigan State. We don't like Penn State too. We don't care for Minnesota, Wisconsin or Notre Dame but we all hate O-S-U.
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Bigotry! Hilarious!
Bigotry! Hilarious!
Really?
Cory's not such a bad name.
Oh. You said last name. Never mind. (I suspect that his family, once his surname became a homophobic slur, started pronouncing the name other than phonetically.)
Just a few highlights of actual recent recruit names
How many times have you been on the freeway and had someone fly by you at 100 mph then end up 2 cars ahead of you at the off ramp? What's the point? -Mark Harmon
Men in Tights Classic
"Yeah, used to be shithouse"
"Good change, that's a good change!"
I love Key and Peele!
This skit always has me dying
Denards distant relative
Tyrone Shue Laces
GRwolverine73
Hockey not football but best name ever
Northern Michigan's Bryce Cockburn (1999-2003). It was pronounced coburn, but that wasn't how the student section pronounced it every time NMU came to Yost. Every shift he had on the ice we were chanting "cock-burn" continuously until his shift ended and he was back on the bench.
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Even though not college
Even though not college football, the best name ever in sports has to be Chief Kickingstallionsims, the 7'1" Center from Alabama State... who apparently was born in 2004.
Another contender: 2007 DT
Another contender: 2007 DT recruit Evan Points At Him.
http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/recruiting/player-Evan-Points%20At%20Him-55444
Godspower Offor, Wake Forest
Godspower Offor, Wake Forest Nose Guard.
I always liked Martavious Odoms too.
A couple of hockey names to remember
Former Red Wings prospect Robin BigSnake, and defenseman Grant Clitsome...........That would have been an awkward pair to have out at the same time.
"But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies." - Kenny Powers
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5 4 3 2 1 Touchdown!
Touchdown Billy Taylor!
Touchdown Billy Taylor!