OT: Craig James Sucks
Seems like the board could use some fun today... Here is a round up of Craig James articles from across the web (deadspin really has it out for him). I avoided all the anti-guy rhetoric he has been spouting to keep us out of politics, but deadspin has a funny article from Feb...
James is currently in 4th in the polls:
http://www.wfaa.com/news/texas-news/GOP-US-Senate-race-a-millionaires-game-153805555.html
Apparently he made 350K/year while at ESPN to be lame and terrible.
And then this Gem:
Q: How much do you hate Craig James, I mean seriously?
Leach: I think my opinion is consistent with most of the rest of America's. This is illustrated by a poll done in the Dallas Morning News where people were asked who they would vote for senator: Mike Leach or Craig James. I got 96.5 percent of the vote.
Oh and he also allegedly killed 5 Hooker while at SMU.
Allegedly?
His spokeswoman denied that craig james killed five hookers at smu. she said he had been goggle bombed. which is the more malicious rumour? that craig james killed five hookers at smu or that he has been the victim in all of this?
I clicked on this thinking: "Damn, he killed 5 more". Thank God.
But remember the five.
Your worry was understandable. But fear not, now that Craig James has (allegedly) moved on from SMU, the hookers of Texas can continue on in peace.
Although, since ESPN fired him, he may (allegedly) try to find some hookers (probably about 5) to unleash his anger. So, forget what I said earlier. They're not safe. Unless they travel in groups of 6 or more.
Don't get too comfortable, especially if you or someone you know is employed in "the oldest profession." He allegedly killed 5 hookers while at SMU. There's just not as many cold-hard facts to implicate any murderous activities of post-SMU Craig James. God only knows how many have fallen victim to his voracious hooker killing ways since.
Craig James killing 5 hookers while at SMU. Did they briefly discuss this on "Pony Excess". I must have missed it.
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I don't know if he actually killed those girls, but this graph I made from data that I compiled doesn't look good for him.
This graph seemingly proves the alleged claim that Craig James allegedly killed 5 hookers while at SMU. I, for one, am completely convinced.
So if I understand things correctly, when Craig James was attending SMU, allegedly, Crag James killed 5 hookers? Craig James? 5 hookers? Craig James killed? hookers? Allegedly? The Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU?
That would mean that, if the allegations hold up, that in fact Craig James did kill 5 hookers while at SMU.
It's hard to believe that Craig James killed 5 hookers. Dead. The evidence must be significant for the allegations to continue to persevere for so long after Craig James would have killed 5 hookers,
At least there is comfort in knowing that when all the facts are presented, the truth about Craig James killing 5 hookers while he was at SMU with be known. Truth. Facts.
I wonder if anyone has named a thoroughbred "Craig James Killed 5 Hookers" yet. Can you imagine such a horse at the Kentucky Derby?
Unfortunately, thoroughbreds aren't allowed more than 18 characters in their name. "CJKF5H" would have to suffice. Make sure it's an elite thoroughbred and you could seriously raise the awareness to levels never imagined. Maybe enough to get Craig James to actually speak on this tragedy.