OT: Craig James Sucks
to the FIVE HOOKERS CRAIG JAMES KILLED?
I mean, allegedly, of course because no one can prove at this point that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS.
Not everybody is the perfect person in the world. Everyone does -- kills people, murders people, steals from you, steals from me..... Give the man a chance.
Craig James is a militant feminist now?
Remember when he went above and beyond to defend that woman that allegedly got locked in that equipment shed?
Craig James sucking should never have to be OT.
I don't remember where exactly I saw the article, but I remember a few months back reading up on the Senate race James' is in. They barely touched on James, other than to say something like "in last place, Craig James holds 4% of the vote. Voters are apparently unfamiliar with James, and those that know him tend not to like him."
This article covers the same ground, but I had originally seen it in something like Texas Monthly.
Someone repost the Leach sig pic!!!! That guy is epic.
Nick will certainly never forget now...
Right above the 'Swing Your Sword'! Genius!
Is that Nick or Mick? It looks like Mick to me.
it's an "N" -- if you look closely, the "M" in "Mike" has three humps.
What's annoying about all of this is that since his campaign began, only 1 out of the top 4 google autofill results for "Craig James" mentions hookers. It used to be 2 or 3.
It's becoming more difficult to try figure out if Craig James killed 5 hookers. It'll be a shame if we forget about the 5 hookers Craig James allegedly killed.
Remember the Five.
It's never really been a matter of if, but how and why.
here's what i'm seeing:
craig james senate
craig james wiki
craig james 5 hookers
craig james five hookers
craig james mike leach
craig james smu
craig james smu scandal
craig james espn
craig james bond
craig james murdered
now i don't know anything about this guy, but putting together the evidence across those auto-fills, i have to think that it's possible that he murdered five hookers at SMU.
Mike Leach got a raw deal.
As I understand it (which may be different from the truth), a backup player's father used the bully pulpit of ESPN to get a coach fired because he wasn't playing his son enough.
Shame on Craig James, Pirates till we die. Plus this gem has guided my dating life since I first saw it.
I wish the guy the best at Washington State, hope a few years from now we play them in the Rose Bowl again... or the new four team playoff, or whatever the hell it will be.
Actually in the most recent poll last night he only had 3% He is not very well liked here in Texas and I cant put my finger on it maybe that killing of 5 students thing over there on SMU campus.
May bad (Hookers)
I can't believe a guy who famously tortures and kills 5 sex workers can run for a senate seat while a couple secret service agents stiff a couple of same in Columbia and get fired. Where's the justice?
CRAIG JAMES allegedly KILLED 5 HOOKERS while at SMU - did you know that?
Even everyone hates Family Guy Craig James
I've been searching major news sites (CNN, fox, etc) and can't find anything about the killings. What year did this supposedly happen in? I'm very wary of the story because it seems as though only unreliable websites have reported it. Or is this yet another example of collusion between mainstream politicians and the national media to coverup his past indiscretions?
Herm's playing chess, David's playing checkers.
The sophistication and collusion of the mainstream media's ability to coordinate this coverup has been masterful!
Since everyone deserves to know the truth... it's only an internet meme. There's another popular sports blog (Every Day Should Be Saturday) that I'm pretty sure is the source of it all. It was started as a joke, and just caught fire across the internet, since Craig James is pretty universally disliked (both for his mistreatment of Mike Leach that led to Leach being fired, and his general crappiness as a color commentator for ESPN).
You'll notice that most people will say that "allegedly" killed 5 hookers while at SMU, or that Craig James has never refuted these claims; both statements are true, but that's just because Craig James would be stupid to address an internet joke, and anyone can allege anything on the internet.
Don't try to defend a known (alleged) murderer, and don't spread lies on the internet.
Go and tell the (alleged) families of those hookers that it's all EDSBS' fault, and see if they (allegedly) feel any better.
CJ's campaign press officer, Meredith Turney, did deny that "the Google bomb excuse is the perfect cover" for cjk5h, although the confusing wording could also be construed as a denial that cjk5h.
This is somewhat compelling, because she refused to deny that CJ had ever taken the tag off a mattress; it's all here.
In case no-one else extracted the following line here, the Deadspin article linked above contains this diamond:
His campaign will come to a close on May 29, when the Texas primary takes place and James's political career gets locked in a shed.
What about his announcing/abuse-of-bully-pulpit career?
The great thing about this blog is the way justice is ferreted out with equality for all, regardless of social status. Standing behind The 5 shows the caliber of the serious Michigan fan.
This is bigger than just football.
It is totally irresponsible to keep repeating the spurrious and unfounded rumor that Craig james killed five hookers while at SMU. Surely we're better than that.
be inspired by the example of Gilbert Gottfried:
Craig James's big problem is that women in Texas don't know who he is, and men in Texas love hookers.
Can you fault them for it?
Sure, I suppose I could have left off the "in Texas" part, but only the ones in Texas are able to vote for him. But yes, it's my understanding that men everywhere love hookers.
"Dead Hooker Storage" found, believed to be Craig James. Originally posted on Reddit claiming to be his, but then posted on Lost Letterman and they said the CJK5H is not true. Why would Lost Letterman cover for Craig James?
Didn't I read somewhere that Craig James killed 5 hookers? I think it has been alleged but not actually proven in a court of law . . . yet. I wonder if he can be elected while the jury is still out on him having killed 5 hookers. And why would Craig James allegedly want to kill 5 hookers? I mean, I could understand allegedly killing 1 hooker. Maybe even 2. But allegedly killing 5 hookers? What the hell did they do to him other than allegedly give him pleasure? People shouldn't go around allegedly killing hookers.
I've never really considered the "why" in why did CRAIG JAMES KILL FIVE HOOKERS?
Indeed, there are so many questions:
1. Why did Craig James kill five hookers?
2. Why did Craig James kill those five hookers?
3. Has Craig James killed before? Will he kill again?
4. Why hookers?
5. Why does he have two first names? What is his middle name?
6. Has Craig James ever seriously wounded or maimed hookers?
In the end these questions may never be answered and allegedly we will never know why CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS?
...but it's rumored that while on the campaign trail he was heard to say that "necrophilia is a choice." Allegedly.
What's all this about Craig James and hookers that I keep hearing?
Allegedly, he killed 5 hookers while he was at SMU.
Allegedly? I don't think its simply alleged anymore. It has allegedly been confirmed by several witnesses that allegedly saw the heinous acts. Allegedly.
His spokeswoman denied that craig james killed five hookers at smu. she said he had been goggle bombed. which is the more malicious rumour? that craig james killed five hookers at smu or that he has been the victim in all of this?
I clicked on this thinking: "Damn, he killed 5 more". Thank God.
But remember the five.
Your worry was understandable. But fear not, now that Craig James has (allegedly) moved on from SMU, the hookers of Texas can continue on in peace.
Although, since ESPN fired him, he may (allegedly) try to find some hookers (probably about 5) to unleash his anger. So, forget what I said earlier. They're not safe. Unless they travel in groups of 6 or more.
Don't get too comfortable, especially if you or someone you know is employed in "the oldest profession." He allegedly killed 5 hookers while at SMU. There's just not as many cold-hard facts to implicate any murderous activities of post-SMU Craig James. God only knows how many have fallen victim to his voracious hooker killing ways since.
Five hookers? That's a lot of hookers to allegedly kill, Craig.
Craig James killing 5 hookers while at SMU. Did they briefly discuss this on "Pony Excess". I must have missed it.
I don't know if he actually killed those girls, but this graph I made from data that I compiled doesn't look good for him.
This graph seemingly proves the alleged claim that Craig James allegedly killed 5 hookers while at SMU. I, for one, am completely convinced.
So if I understand things correctly, when Craig James was attending SMU, allegedly, Crag James killed 5 hookers? Craig James? 5 hookers? Craig James killed? hookers? Allegedly? The Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU?
That would mean that, if the allegations hold up, that in fact Craig James did kill 5 hookers while at SMU.
It's hard to believe that Craig James killed 5 hookers. Dead. The evidence must be significant for the allegations to continue to persevere for so long after Craig James would have killed 5 hookers,
At least there is comfort in knowing that when all the facts are presented, the truth about Craig James killing 5 hookers while he was at SMU with be known. Truth. Facts.
I wonder if anyone has named a thoroughbred "Craig James Killed 5 Hookers" yet. Can you imagine such a horse at the Kentucky Derby?
Unfortunately, thoroughbreds aren't allowed more than 18 characters in their name. "CJKF5H" would have to suffice. Make sure it's an elite thoroughbred and you could seriously raise the awareness to levels never imagined. Maybe enough to get Craig James to actually speak on this tragedy.