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This is not my work, but I thought the board would enjoy. I especially like the "allegedly" displayed so prominently.
http://throwtheflagblog.com/2012/01/13/the-best-craig-james-ms-paint-ever/
EDIT: I know the offseason OT rules are in effect, but I am under the impression MS Paint is always welcome. Delete if otherwise.
Good one
So that this would be at the top of the thread for the MGoCommunity's convenience.
Why are we supposed to hate him again? He loves Brady Hoke and consistently voted us higher than the average AP voter.
Allegedly it was only five....
Dude, it was 5 dead hookers not six. Let's not slander the man.
There once was a man named Craig James
Surrounding his name are some claims
That he killed 5 hookers
He wasn't quite the looker
And he tries to escape all the blame
A great tribute to the English language.
Craig James is the face of ESPN's policy of MAKINGS SPORTS NEWS rather than reporting it. His actions regarding Texas Tech and other incidences were deplorable and it incomprehensible that he was allowed to keep his job.
He's also often cited as one of the worst announcers of college football by his peers in the world of sports journalism.
In addition to alledgedly KILLING FIVE HOOKERS while at SMU, it strains credibility to believe that he was not involved in the series of player payments and kickbacks that brought the death penalty down on SMU, yet he has steadfastly refused to admit to anything.
And, while we're at it, since he started his Senate campaign he has revealed himself to be the sort of redicious, jingoistic republican candidate that any sane person of any political leanings detests.
Hypocrit, liar, phoney, (alledged) murderer. Craig James.
One rule of thumb:
All MGoFriends support Hoke but not all Hoke-supporters are MGoFriends.
#RememberTheFive
I'm curious now if MGoBlog has the power to get this trending on Twitter.
As awesome as #RememberTheFive is, #RIP5DH is straight hilarious.
So Craig James is running for office and this site you posted is encouraging ruining him. How is this not political again?
he didn't cease to become a douchebag worthy of contempt just because he filled out some election paperwork.
First - people have hated Craig James well before he decided to run for office. Him running for office is a new thing, him killing five hookers and being hated (for non-hooker-killing-related items) is not new at all.
Second - Encouraging ruining his campaign has nothing to do with his political leanings. It's not like slandering Craig James will get a democrat elected to that seat, and it's not as if the slandering would be any less if he were left wing.
In summation, if Person X is an asshole, then decides to run for office, saying "Person X is an asshole" is not a political statement.
Craig James transcends political censorship. He also allegedly transcends the morality of killing 5 hookers.
The picture actually looks a lot like him...which is cool
I will always see Craig's head with the word "Allegedly" hanging over it. Nice find!
#RIP5DH
Anyone else notice this on Craig James website by Ramzy from 11W? (spoiler alert, its an acrostic)
Ramzy Nasrallah wrote:
However virtuous the intentions
Or noble the cause
Out of Texas rises a Phoenix
Keeping America prosperous
Even in times of strife
Remembering what made us great
Keeping a promise for our children
Instead of taking their future away
Liberals need a challenger
Living for today and fighting for us
ESPN has given Texas back its son
Republican Craig James for Senate!
That is truly funny...and as of now it's still there. Now we see how long will it take for them to catch it. If it's there tomorrow they are clueless.
First of all, it's not like MgoBlog is the only place where it has been reported that, allegedly, Craig James Killed Five Hookers While at SMU. I have seen this meme in pretty much every national or regional story that mentions his name. Since he is accusing people of "google-bombing" him, it would be nice if someone actually did it.
When googling him, after simply typing in his name, the 3rd suggestion is " Craig James hooker' the 7th is "Craig James prostitutes" and the 9th is "Craig James sucks." Since he apparently admitted to receiving "insignificant gifts" while at SMU earlier today, the "killed five hookers while at SMU" meme has been temporarily erased.
Hopefully, it will come back soon, or someone will do a real "google bomb" on him.
I agree they might not catch it. I say "they" because Craig himself certainly has no clue. I'm assuming he has a "team". Whole thing is fittingly amusing.
This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen!
artistic license being taken with the drawing? do we really know if Craig James used the handle portion of an iron to skull fuck a hooker? now those clubs will need to be regriped. honestly, if he really used a chain saw, there would have been more blood on him. those things are messy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg7goEASO5E&feature=related. shooting the blonde in the head with an arrow? wtf. where did he get the sword for the last hooker.
I dont' know if it is the beer...but that is funny...
