http://www.thepostgame.com/commentary/201201/craig-james-most-hated-man-west-texas
Looks like Craig James' Senate race is not looking good. I guess skeletons in ones closet can be a problem. Or just railroading a popular coach out of town...
yes plz
OT: Craig James...
January 27th, 2012 at 10:37 AM
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OT: Craig James...
January 27th, 2012 at 10:38 AM | 
Are there
Are there
January 27th, 2012 at 10:40 AM |
if you believe the rumors
if you believe the rumors
of craig james killing 5 hookers while at SMU, allegedly.
that state south-east of Meechigan should be leveled and turned into a parking lot.
January 27th, 2012 at 10:42 AM |
Thanks Budeye....
Thanks Budeye....
I made a bet with a fellow Michigan man that someone would bring up hookers within the first 5 threads of comment on this, and made $20........
Easiest money I made tax free all year!
January 27th, 2012 at 10:45 AM |
spread the wealth
spread the wealth
go buy a sixer
that state south-east of Meechigan should be leveled and turned into a parking lot.
January 27th, 2012 at 10:48 AM |
So in the three minutes
So in the three minutes
between thread posting and the first comment you found a fellow Michigan man and made that bet? I call shenanigans.
and yes someone said shenanigans!
I poop excellence
January 27th, 2012 at 4:24 PM |
If you say
If you say
shenanigans one more time...
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January 27th, 2012 at 10:42 AM |
I feel like
I feel like
I feel like this thread might turn into an inadvertant CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU posbang thread.
Be ye warned.
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January 27th, 2012 at 10:54 AM |
I Believe
I Believe
Just look at the man.
You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam of course.
January 27th, 2012 at 10:40 AM |
No, it's totally
No, it's totally
No, it's totally unsubtantiated that craig james KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU.
January 27th, 2012 at 10:41 AM |
Something
Something
something about dead hookers...
I poop excellence
January 27th, 2012 at 10:41 AM |
Color me
Color me
Color me redundant.
I poop excellence
January 27th, 2012 at 10:43 AM |
na
na
color me bad
that state south-east of Meechigan should be leveled and turned into a parking lot.
January 27th, 2012 at 10:46 AM |
Tick Tock
Tick Tock
you don't stop
I poop excellence
January 27th, 2012 at 10:43 AM |
As someone who lives in West
As someone who lives in West
As someone who lives in West Texas, I am absolutely enjoying Craig James' embarassing, pathetic performance in the Senate race. I have yet to meet a single person in West Texas that has a single ounce of sympathy or care for Craig James. He can rot in hell for all we West Texans care.
January 27th, 2012 at 10:43 AM |
The man played an active role
The man played an active role
The man played an active role in destroying two major Texas football programs. That's the kiss of death in that state. I bet if you asked people if they'd lynch Craig James more than 2% would say yes.
January 27th, 2012 at 11:14 AM |
Also . . .
Also . . .
I think I read somewhere that there was an incident with something like 6 prostitutes. I can't believe that its true but there is so much information out there about it that I'm starting to believe . . .
Disgruntled former moderator. I got a lot of problems with you people!
January 27th, 2012 at 11:26 AM |
Six is pure sensationalist
Six is pure sensationalist
Six is pure sensationalist nonsense since it was allegedly five ladies of the night...
January 27th, 2012 at 11:30 AM |
Only 5?
Only 5?
Only 5? Oh, well that's not all that big of a deal then. I thought I read somewhere that it was 6 and I was astonished. 5 is much more reasonable.
Disgruntled former moderator. I got a lot of problems with you people!
January 27th, 2012 at 11:42 AM |
Sadly, the rumor is only 5,
Sadly, the rumor is only 5,
so to recap the rumor, Craig James killed 5 (not 6) hookers while at SMU.
"They're stuck with that quarterback (sophomore Braxton Miller) for the next two or three years, that's fine with me. He throws worse than (Tim) Tebow. - Steve Everitt
January 27th, 2012 at 11:52 AM |
Are we sure?
Are we sure?
Are we sure that there weren't any others involved after his time at SMU? Has anyone done any research into that yet? Hmmmm . . .
Disgruntled former moderator. I got a lot of problems with you people!
January 27th, 2012 at 1:41 PM |
*allegedly. Let's not go
*allegedly. Let's not go
*allegedly. Let's not go around making claims that we can't substantiate.
January 27th, 2012 at 10:47 AM |
how are they called in dallas
how are they called in dallas
If, in fact, Craig James murdered five hookers at SMU, as is alleged, how would they refer to that in Dallas? Would they say "Craig James killed five HOOKERS" or "Craig James killed five PROSTITUTES" or "Craig James killed five WHORES" or "Craig James killed five STREET WALKERS"? Would they say that Craig James KILLED five hookers or MURDERED five hookers or SLAYED five hookers or DISMEMBERED AND MADE A SCRUMPTIOUS HOOKER STEW OF THE FLESH of five hookers?
I am fascinated by linguistics and these questions intrigue me.
January 27th, 2012 at 10:53 AM |
easy on the dimemberment
easy on the dimemberment
he is not Jack The Ripper, allegedly.
that state south-east of Meechigan should be leveled and turned into a parking lot.
January 27th, 2012 at 11:08 AM |
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
January 27th, 2012 at 10:48 AM |
The money quote
The money quote
If you don't want to read the article, here is a summary (a direct quote from the article):
"It's not that people in West Texas don't like him," said Mayes. "It's that nobody likes him."
OUCH!
January 27th, 2012 at 10:50 AM |
I think the lesson here is
I think the lesson here is
I think the lesson here is that you don't get between Texan's and their football. After all, CRAIG JAMES ALLEGEDLY KILLED 5 HOOKERS AT SMU, not a fact, just rumors that CRAIG JAMES ALLEGEDLY KILLED 5 HOOKERS AT SMU
If you're doing nothing, how do you know when you're finished?
January 27th, 2012 at 10:53 AM |
I know this is redundant but I love doing it...
I know this is redundant but I love doing it...
It's good to see that article didn't indulge the unsubstantiated rumors that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS while at SMU.
"Nowhere is there a better university, in any way, than this Michigan of ours."
January 27th, 2012 at 10:59 AM |
Great quote:
Great quote:
"It's not that people in West Texas don't like him," said Mayes. "It's that nobody likes him."
It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future. -- Yogi Berra
January 27th, 2012 at 10:59 AM |
Craig James...
Craig James...
should sell used cars.
He could not be elected to oversee a neighborhood watch.
January 27th, 2012 at 11:05 AM |
Used cars salesman eh?
Used cars salesman eh?
I can see his sales pitch now. "Look at all that trunk space, could easily fit five dead hookers in there no problem."
How 'bout I punchisize your face, for free.
January 27th, 2012 at 12:18 PM |
He could have easily played
He could have easily played
He could have easily played Norm McDonald's character in Dirty Work.
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January 27th, 2012 at 11:00 AM |
Cmon Texas you know you'd
Cmon Texas you know you'd
Cmon Texas you know you'd rather have him in Senate rather than have to listen to him in the broadcast booth. Please?
Of course if we can somehow avoid both that would be for the best.
-Eternal guardian of the Prevent (you from winning) Defense
January 27th, 2012 at 11:05 AM |
Hookers
Hookers
Given hiz predilection for assassinating hookerz, he should run in Massachussetts
January 27th, 2012 at 11:07 AM |
uhh
uhh
dangerously close to the "no politics" line there. Not saying it wasn't hilarious, but be careful...
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January 27th, 2012 at 11:48 AM |
Don't get it...
Don't get it...
is it a Kennedy (not JFK, but another one) thing?
"They're stuck with that quarterback (sophomore Braxton Miller) for the next two or three years, that's fine with me. He throws worse than (Tim) Tebow. - Steve Everitt
January 27th, 2012 at 5:11 PM |
My guess it's a reference to
My guess it's a reference to
My guess it's a reference to the time Teddy Kennedy drove a car off a bridge with a lady passenger (not a hooker), escaped, and left her to drown and didn't tell anyone til the next morning.
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January 27th, 2012 at 11:05 AM |
Slimy ahole.
Slimy ahole.
Whenever I hear a sleazeball like Craig James talk about returning Murica to her core values, I wonder WTF are they talking about?
A Murica where politicians could bankroll an entire college football team? A Murica where one can use their position of power to harass a state employee? A Murica where a guy can just kill 5 hoes and live in peace?
Yes more of that Murica please.
Vote Craig James 2012 and vote often!
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January 27th, 2012 at 11:06 AM |
NOTICE FROM THE MANAGEMENT
NOTICE FROM THE MANAGEMENT
This will be THE LAST Craig James thread. The meme has been beaten to death like five... yeah.
Go ahead. Get aaaaaall of the dead hooker jokes out.
January 27th, 2012 at 11:18 AM |
One possible problem with that:
One possible problem with that:
I have no problem with the idea of being done with the hooker jokes, but it seems likely to me that James will end up back at ESPN doing blantantly self-serving and stupid things. Should any future commentary on that be banned?
I do realize that it may be impossible to separate pertinent posts on James from posts saying that he...you know.
It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future. -- Yogi Berra
January 27th, 2012 at 11:22 AM |
I should clarify
I should clarify
When Craig James does something sports-related, that's still fair game. This is simply the last politics-is-okay-because-he's-a-sports-figure-with-a-hilarious-meme thread.
January 27th, 2012 at 11:26 AM |
Gotcha
Gotcha
I hadn't even thought about the politics part of it. I was more focused on the hookers. If that says something about me, well...
It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future. -- Yogi Berra
January 27th, 2012 at 11:09 AM |
blah blah blah
blah blah blah
hookers...blah, SMU...blah cover up
January 27th, 2012 at 11:11 AM |
It is an undeniable fact that
It is an undeniable fact that
It is an undeniable fact that Craig James allegedly killed 5 hookers at SMU
January 27th, 2012 at 11:11 AM |
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January 27th, 2012 at 11:12 AM |
Question...
Question...
Help me understand this about CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU? Did he not think this would come back up?
January 27th, 2012 at 11:45 AM |
Fine, if we are done focusing
Fine, if we are done focusing
Fine, if we are done focusing on Craig James allegedly didn't do, then I submit that it's a bit more topical for us to instead not be talking about the baseless rubbish about the FIVE CO-EDS WHO ALLEGEDLY TIED UP AND SPANKED URBAN MEYER WITH OSTRICH FEATHERS WHILE AT FLORIDA
Former Buckeye Antonio Pittman on being a poster child for compliance: "This osu tattoo stuff is silly. Cats been getting hookups on tatts since back in '01."
January 27th, 2012 at 11:46 AM |
he kept the skeletons in his
he kept the skeletons in his
he kept the skeletons in his closet? what a sicko.
January 27th, 2012 at 5:15 PM |
And a raging hypocrite too.
And a raging hypocrite too.
And a raging hypocrite too. Oh, it's OK to keep skeletons in one's closet, sure, but NOT MY SON YOU BASTARDS.
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January 27th, 2012 at 11:55 AM |
Gone from Google autofill!
Gone from Google autofill!
Oh no, this meme is gone from Google autofill. I guess Craig James got to someone (aside from Mike Leach and the 5 hookers back in the day)
EDIT: He did.
https://twitter.com/#!/James4Senate/status/155109021941108737
"They're stuck with that quarterback (sophomore Braxton Miller) for the next two or three years, that's fine with me. He throws worse than (Tim) Tebow. - Steve Everitt
January 27th, 2012 at 3:00 PM |
Edit: I derped so here is a picture of an ocelot
Edit: I derped so here is a picture of an ocelot
Your opinion has no value.
5 skeletons in that closet?