I'm sure we can help them out . . .
OT - Columbus Looking for a New Slogan
Sorry, armpit is taken: New Jersey is the armpit of America.
L.A. is the anus of America.
Florida the dick of America.
So would that make Columbus would then be "the zit on the chest of America"?
Well, I guess there are two armpits. So let's compromise with "Columbus, the zitted armpit of America"?
The taint. Case solved.
At best, it's a hyperplastic prostate--a taint-hidden hyperplastic prostate.
Columbus: We caught the highway sniper... eventually.
Douchebag Capital of the US Since 1870.
Home of the White Trash Buckstache
We make you feel better about where you're from.
You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy!
"Meh, it's a decent place to live." No better, no worse. Decent for families, decent for sports fans, decent for golf. The worst part about the area is the intellectual vortex created by the brain dead bucknuts who support their favorite college team without an ounce of objectivity. Other than that, decent...
"At Least We're Not In Mississippi"
"We'll Keep Your Cooler Full For Ya"
"750,000 residents, 3 teeth"
"750,000 residents, 1 family tree"
Bottom two are my favorite all time
On the highway signs a simple apology would suffice.
IT GOOD HERE.
"Hairless Nuts supporter since 1870!"
"Home of the World's Largest Toilet Seat."
Columbus: It's here, get used to it.
Columbus: Not everyplace is a perfect city in the world.
Isn't "OH-IO" confusing enough?
... it's hard to get all four letters in the correct order every time:
there is a fire station in south Columbus who's slogan is "The most experienced fire department around" I just found this to be funny. WOuld be even funnier in East Lansing though.
TR, you did the "Welcome to Death Roh" MSPaint, right? Did you ever look into making it into a tshirt? I know there are trademark issues, but they might be workable. Have you looked into it?
I'd have to have permission from the University of Michigan (For both the Winged Helmet and the block "M" on his pants), Adidas (For the logo on his pants and the one on his jersey), Michigan State (For Sparty), Notre Dame (for their mascot), and Ohio State (for using Brutus).
"South until you smell it, east until you step in it." But I guess that isn't new.
Apologies to the posters above with the toilet posts... but if it is worth anything I started this at nine before I saw your posts.
I have seen some gross things on the interweb, but the research photos for this design was hardly stomach-able.
columbus: it could be worse, right?!?!
Columbus: We don't even like it here.
Columbus: Does your crotch itch too?
Columbus: Sisters and Cousins are fair game
inspiration for the movie "Deliverance"
"Welcome to Columbus -- where everyone kills people, murders people, steals from you, steals from me, whatever!"
Someone was looking for this thread this morning.
found it, and thanks
alt: "More Cosmopolitan Than Vladivostok"
Columbus: where depression and obesity is a way of life.
The Ohio State University. preparing students for their criminal career since 1870
Columbus: Not Ann Arbor.
Columbus: Gay town
they said Columbus wishes it was as fabulous as them.
I posted my thoughts on a Columbus message board years ago, when I first arrived in Columbus