http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/31/us/31columbus.html?_r=1&hp
I'm sure we can help them out . . .
JUST LEAVE ALREADY
OT - Columbus Looking for a New Slogan
July 30th, 2010 at 9:42 PM
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OT - Columbus Looking for a New Slogan
July 30th, 2010 at 9:46 PM | 
"At least we're not
"At least we're not
July 30th, 2010 at 9:46 PM |
Columbus - The Armpit of
Columbus - The Armpit of
Columbus - The Armpit of America.
Michigan: 895–310–36 (Best in NCAA)
vs Ohio State: 58-43-6
vs Notre Dame: 23-15-1
vs MSU: 67-32-5
vs B1G: 516-196-24
vs SEC: 20-6-1
vs PAC 12: 48-24-1
vs Big 12: 10-5-1<
July 30th, 2010 at 9:49 PM |
Sorry, armpit is taken: New
Sorry, armpit is taken: New
Sorry, armpit is taken: New Jersey is the armpit of America.
L.A. is the anus of America.
Florida the dick of America.
So would that make Columbus would then be "the zit on the chest of America"?
Class of '97: 4 Years -- 4 Four-loss seasons
July 30th, 2010 at 10:06 PM |
I refuse to stop referring to
I refuse to stop referring to
I refuse to stop referring to Columbus as The Armpit. I've never had a reason to dislike New Jersey, so New Jersey can get over it. MY OPINION MATTERS MORE THAN PRECEDENT
Michigan: 895–310–36 (Best in NCAA)
vs Ohio State: 58-43-6
vs Notre Dame: 23-15-1
vs MSU: 67-32-5
vs B1G: 516-196-24
vs SEC: 20-6-1
vs PAC 12: 48-24-1
vs Big 12: 10-5-1<
July 30th, 2010 at 10:25 PM |
Well, I guess there are two
Well, I guess there are two
Well, I guess there are two armpits. So let's compromise with "Columbus, the zitted armpit of America"?
Done.
Class of '97: 4 Years -- 4 Four-loss seasons
August 3rd, 2010 at 4:15 AM |
In response to "So would that make Columbus..."
In response to "So would that make Columbus..."
The taint. Case solved.
At best, it's a hyperplastic prostate--a taint-hidden hyperplastic prostate.
"I have long thought that anyone who does not regularly - or ever - gaze up and see the wonder and glory of a dark night sky filled with countless stars loses a sense of their fundamental connectedness to the universe."
July 30th, 2010 at 11:43 PM |
Columbus
Columbus
It's Skanktastic!
July 30th, 2010 at 9:51 PM |
Columbus: We caught the
Columbus: We caught the
Columbus: We caught the highway sniper... eventually.
July 30th, 2010 at 9:54 PM |
Columbus:
Columbus:
Douchebag Capital of the US Since 1870.
July 30th, 2010 at 9:54 PM |
Columbus:
Columbus:
Home of the White Trash Buckstache
July 30th, 2010 at 10:09 PM |
We make you feel better about
We make you feel better about
We make you feel better about where you're from.
July 30th, 2010 at 10:21 PM |
You'll never find a more
You'll never find a more
You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy!
Trust me, I know what I'm doing
July 30th, 2010 at 10:29 PM |
Buckstashtic
Buckstashtic
"Meh, it's a decent place to live." No better, no worse. Decent for families, decent for sports fans, decent for golf. The worst part about the area is the intellectual vortex created by the brain dead bucknuts who support their favorite college team without an ounce of objectivity. Other than that, decent...
"Oh they came to bury Michigan, but Michigan wasn't dead."
July 31st, 2010 at 12:24 AM |
So Columshortbus?
So Columshortbus?
So Columshortbus?
July 30th, 2010 at 10:31 PM |
Columbus
Columbus
"At Least We're Not In Mississippi"
"We'll Keep Your Cooler Full For Ya"
"750,000 residents, 3 teeth"
"750,000 residents, 1 family tree"
"If life is the road, then Ohio is simply a place to stop for gas." -- Scott Burgess, Detroit News, 9/16/2010
July 31st, 2010 at 3:52 AM |
Bottom two are my favorite
Bottom two are my favorite
Bottom two are my favorite all time
July 30th, 2010 at 10:50 PM |
Columbus
Columbus
On the highway signs a simple apology would suffice.
COLUMBUS
CORPORATION LIMIT
"We're Sorry"
"delusions of granger"
July 30th, 2010 at 10:56 PM |
Columbus:
Columbus:
IT GOOD HERE.
Toodles
July 30th, 2010 at 11:17 PM |
"Hairless Nuts supporter
"Hairless Nuts supporter
"Hairless Nuts supporter since 1870!"
"I tried to but a pencil in the light socket but it was too wide and didn't fit so I used a paperclip."-Terrelle Pryor, Future Rhodes Scholar
July 30th, 2010 at 11:53 PM |
Columbus
Columbus
"Home of the World's Largest Toilet Seat."
July 31st, 2010 at 12:56 AM |
MSPaint!
MSPaint!
Trust me, I know what I'm doing
July 30th, 2010 at 11:24 PM |
Columbus: It's here, get used
Columbus: It's here, get used
Columbus: It's here, get used to it.
July 30th, 2010 at 11:43 PM |
Columbus: Not everyplace is a
Columbus: Not everyplace is a
Columbus: Not everyplace is a perfect city in the world.
July 31st, 2010 at 12:30 AM |
Columbus:
Columbus:
"Columbus: Wait...What?"
Sportscenter.com raves: Sgt. Wolverine, "Michigan's biggest fan"!
July 31st, 2010 at 1:03 AM |
?
?
Isn't "OH-IO" confusing enough?
They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything.
July 31st, 2010 at 3:55 AM |
C'mon
C'mon
... it's hard to get all four letters in the correct order every time:
http://www.faniq.com/blog/OOHI-Cheerleaders-To-Blame-For-Ohio-States-Poo...
July 31st, 2010 at 1:47 AM |
Interestingly
Interestingly
there is a fire station in south Columbus who's slogan is "The most experienced fire department around" I just found this to be funny. WOuld be even funnier in East Lansing though.
"There will be blood on the field and it won't be mine" - Kyle Kalis (about Nov 27th)
July 31st, 2010 at 2:17 AM |
"Welcome to Death Roh"
"Welcome to Death Roh"
TR, you did the "Welcome to Death Roh" MSPaint, right? Did you ever look into making it into a tshirt? I know there are trademark issues, but they might be workable. Have you looked into it?
July 31st, 2010 at 3:02 PM |
I'm pretty sure
I'm pretty sure
I'd have to have permission from the University of Michigan (For both the Winged Helmet and the block "M" on his pants), Adidas (For the logo on his pants and the one on his jersey), Michigan State (For Sparty), Notre Dame (for their mascot), and Ohio State (for using Brutus).
"There will be blood on the field and it won't be mine" - Kyle Kalis (about Nov 27th)
July 31st, 2010 at 1:59 AM |
I still like...
I still like...
"South until you smell it, east until you step in it." But I guess that isn't new.
"You will suffer humiliation when the team from my area defeats the team from your area." -- The Onion
July 31st, 2010 at 2:15 AM |
Americas Shithole
Americas Shithole
Apologies to the posters above with the toilet posts... but if it is worth anything I started this at nine before I saw your posts.
I have seen some gross things on the interweb, but the research photos for this design was hardly stomach-able.
July 31st, 2010 at 3:31 AM |
columbus: it could be worse,
columbus: it could be worse,
columbus: it could be worse, right?!?!
July 31st, 2010 at 3:05 PM |
columbus: it could be worse, right?!?!
columbus: it could be worse, right?!?!
Wrong.
"There will be blood on the field and it won't be mine" - Kyle Kalis (about Nov 27th)
July 31st, 2010 at 3:33 AM |
Columbus: We don't even like
Columbus: We don't even like
Columbus: We don't even like it here.
July 31st, 2010 at 5:15 AM |
Columbus: Does your crotch
Columbus: Does your crotch
Columbus: Does your crotch itch too?
Cautiously Optionistic
July 31st, 2010 at 8:59 AM |
Sisters and Cousins
Sisters and Cousins
Columbus: Sisters and Cousins are fair game
July 31st, 2010 at 11:31 AM |
Columbus:
Columbus:
inspiration for the movie "Deliverance"
Recipient of "Rookie Of The Year" award at 2010 Midnight Maize's 100th liveblog awards.
I voted for Dark Blue as "Douchebag of the Year" at 2010 Midnight Maize 100th liveblog awards....
July 31st, 2010 at 11:45 AM |
"Welcome to Columbus -- where everyone kills people ..."
"Welcome to Columbus -- where everyone kills people ..."
"Welcome to Columbus -- where everyone kills people, murders people, steals from you, steals from me, whatever!"
July 31st, 2010 at 1:31 PM |
Someone was looking for this
Someone was looking for this
Someone was looking for this thread this morning.
July 31st, 2010 at 1:52 PM |
found it, and thanks
found it, and thanks
found it, and thanks
July 31st, 2010 at 1:47 PM |
Columbus: Named for a sailor who never got within 800 miles
Columbus: Named for a sailor who never got within 800 miles
alt: "More Cosmopolitan Than Vladivostok"
Michigan Man
July 31st, 2010 at 4:08 PM |
Come
Come
Columbus: where depression and obesity is a way of life.
Joined:2010-5-29
July 31st, 2010 at 6:04 PM |
Criminals
Criminals
The Ohio State University. preparing students for their criminal career since 1870
July 31st, 2010 at 6:58 PM |
Columbus: Not Ann Arbor.
Columbus: Not Ann Arbor.
Columbus: Not Ann Arbor.
July 31st, 2010 at 11:25 PM |
Columbus: Gay town
Columbus: Gay town
Columbus: Gay town
Woody Hayes punched me in the 1978 Gator Bowl.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmoIjMr1BZs
July 31st, 2010 at 11:32 PM |
San Francisco, Fire Island and Provincetown just called
San Francisco, Fire Island and Provincetown just called
they said Columbus wishes it was as fabulous as them.
I've been called a "hockey valkyrie" by those who don't know me.
Follow the Children of Yost now, worry about how to keep the ladies at bay later: http://twitter.com/#!
August 2nd, 2010 at 2:46 PM |
from my time in Columbus
from my time in Columbus
I posted my thoughts on a Columbus message board years ago, when I first arrived in Columbus
http://www.columbusunderground.com/forums/topic/mussings-with-apologies-to-the-talking-heads
"At least we're not Cleveland"