OT - Clausen Haircut Spat, marginally involves UM
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ktlincoln/an-nfl-quarterbacks-twitter-rant-about-supercuts
so this is pretty strange, but apparently former ND QB Jimmy Clausen has had a bit of an issue with Supercuts.
he suggests that he will let his hair grow out and provides this picture as evidence of how awesome it was:
its hard to tell, but this pic is from the 2008 Michigan game at ND, during this play best i can tell, he hurls a 50 yard bomb to Golden Tate, which he further discusses in his twitter rant. this was RR's first year, if you have wiped it from your memory and ND ends up winning 35-17. is this what the kids call "trolling?"
i don't use the twitter and this is really minor, but i thought jimmy might appreciate some reminders of his previous haircuts vs michigan, like this:
Has that been his excuse ALL these years?
but what could those rings possibly be from??????
(seeing if there's one person on the whole board who even gets that reference)
Not me, please enlighten. I am also curious about the rings on Master Clausen. Anybody know what they were from? I assume two of them are from HS graduation and the promise ring his girlfriend made him wear.
Class rings? His Hawaii Bowl victory ring?
But my obviously too obsure reference was to where this guy got them...
Ha, Jimmy C is no iron man. He may wear many rings, but ironman? No way!
Always beats the guy with lots of rings.
And I thought it was pretty clear most of the Avengers were already on our D-Line, so that would make sense....
Though I do like how I turned "obscure" into "obsure".
As hidden as it was it still stood out to some.
I might be in favor of this. Just make sure you use the hashtag #CJK5H
Apparently Supercuts hasn't perfected "The Emu" style Jimmy prefers.
A discount haircutter? You'd think an NFL player could affort Fekkai or Trompers or something like that.
I don't know why he would go to SuperCuts for their $10 special.
I bet the people at supercuts were saying the same thing.
In his defense, supercuts is awful. I went there one time came out looking like a 6 year old had hacked off part of my hair while I was sleeping.
Oh, I see you must have ordered the #4. I ordered that haircut last time. This time, I went with the #5 haircut special, where a blind woman cuts your hair with a rusty spoon. I thought it looked a little patchy at first, but I was told that it only looks that way to an un-trained eye. Oh well, she's the professional.
consider yourself lucky penn state wasnt in town, or sandusky might have washed your hair in the shower.
f'n i phone...meant for the post above.
CAMMY CAM'D
Caption not mine.
Why would any self-respecting guy be wearing a woman's bikini bottom out at the lake?
This thread nees the photo of him with the two fat chicks at Notre Dame...
I assume you mean this one...
With regards to the hair, however, this photo does not quite do something else justice...
It's clear to me now that, among other things, Supercuts left him insufficient hair to achieve the ABC Sports era Fran Tarkenton look...
HALOL, he has a bald spot like a middle aged friar.
These are as funny as the photoshop threads... and they're normal pictures. I bet Clausen's parents are glad he's an marginally-successful QB, at least now they have a SHOT at grandkids.
No, this is not what the kids call "trolling."
He's just showing a picture of him with long hair. In no way does this involve Michigan except that apparently the best picture of his long hair was from a Michigan game
This asshole probably doesnt much hair left.. peach fuzz side hair. I see a comb over in the future, guarantee
this bitch needs a clit ring some where on his bitch face, if this fuck isn't queer he missed a perfect oppertunity. Would say i wish this goon dick would go crawl off and die somewhere, but this is the first ive heard of him in years. Fuck his life. This douche has wet dreams of being todd collins
I would definitely upvote that if I could. Bravo.
<--------------------Getting there?
You could have.
"Marginally" is being generous here.
He's getting paid $2.5 million dollars to play quarterback, which probably puts him in the top 50 quarterbacks on the planet. He may have the taste and maturity of a douchey 15-year-old, but simply making the NFL is pretty freaking impressive.
Let's not forget this moving picture of Jimmy Clausen's introduction to Michigan Football: