OT - Clausen Haircut Spat, marginally involves UM

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May 9th, 2012 at 1:24 PM
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OT - Clausen Haircut Spat, marginally involves UM

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ktlincoln/an-nfl-quarterbacks-twitter-rant-about-supercuts

so this is pretty strange, but apparently former ND QB Jimmy Clausen has had a bit of an issue with Supercuts.

he suggests that he will let his hair grow out and provides this picture as evidence of how awesome it was:

 

its hard to tell, but this pic is from the 2008 Michigan game at ND, during this play best i can tell, he hurls a 50 yard bomb to Golden Tate, which he further discusses in his twitter rant. this was RR's first year, if you have wiped it from your memory and ND ends up winning 35-17. is this what the kids call "trolling?"

i don't use the twitter and this is really minor, but i thought jimmy might appreciate some reminders of his previous haircuts vs michigan, like this:

 

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May 9th, 2012 at 1:29 PM | Oh, sure NOW he's going to blame Supercuts. (Score:5 Normal)
M-Wolverine
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Has that been his excuse ALL these years?

"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk

May 10th, 2012 at 7:37 AM | The hair is awful... (Score:2)
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but what could those rings possibly be from??????

May 10th, 2012 at 12:30 PM | Makluan spaceship. (Score:1)
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(seeing if there's one person on the whole board who even gets that reference)

"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk

May 10th, 2012 at 12:57 PM | Not me, please enlighten.  I (Score:3 Normal)
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Not me, please enlighten.  I am also curious about the rings on Master Clausen.  Anybody know what they were from?  I assume two of them are from HS graduation and the promise ring his girlfriend made him wear.

"Wasn't that Michigan drive just great.  That's like Patton riding into Berlin." ~Bob Ufer

May 10th, 2012 at 2:21 PM | I really have no idea what all his rings are. (Score:1)
M-Wolverine
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Class rings? His Hawaii Bowl victory ring?

But my obviously too obsure reference was to where this guy got them...

"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk

May 10th, 2012 at 8:50 PM | Ha, Jimmy C is no iron man. (Score:2)
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Ha, Jimmy C is no iron man.  He may wear many rings, but ironman?  No way!

"Wasn't that Michigan drive just great.  That's like Patton riding into Berlin." ~Bob Ufer

May 10th, 2012 at 9:36 PM | Well, Iron Man (Score:2 Normal)
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Always beats the guy with lots of rings.

And I thought it was pretty clear most of the Avengers were already on our D-Line, so that would make sense....

Though I do like how I turned "obscure" into "obsure".

"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk

May 10th, 2012 at 10:24 PM | As hidden as it was it still (Score:2)
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As hidden as it was it still stood out to some.

"Wasn't that Michigan drive just great.  That's like Patton riding into Berlin." ~Bob Ufer

May 9th, 2012 at 1:31 PM | I might be in favor of this.  (Score:2)
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I might be in favor of this.  Just make sure you use the hashtag #CJK5H

Except for the other thing. That hurts the most. But the lack of respect hurts the second most.

May 9th, 2012 at 1:33 PM | Baby (Score:1)
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He always seemed like a little baby to me. Why is he going to Supercuts? That should be his first question. I went to Walmart and my produce seemed old! Duh!

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May 9th, 2012 at 1:40 PM | Obligatory (Score:5 Normal)
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Apparently Supercuts hasn't perfected "The Emu" style Jimmy prefers.

I am this close to going all Dark Blue in here.

May 9th, 2012 at 1:45 PM | Supercuts??? (Score:2 Normal)
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A discount haircutter?  You'd think an NFL player could affort Fekkai or Trompers or something like that.

May 9th, 2012 at 2:00 PM | Yeah, for a dude that seems to care about his hair, (Score:2)
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I don't know why he would go to SuperCuts for their $10 special.

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May 9th, 2012 at 2:15 PM | I bet the people at supercuts (Score:2 Normal)
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I bet the people at supercuts were saying the same thing.

May 9th, 2012 at 2:08 PM | In his defense, supercuts is (Score:1 Funny)
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In his defense, supercuts is awful. I went there one time came out looking like a 6 year old had hacked off part of my hair while I was sleeping.

May 9th, 2012 at 8:49 PM | You must have ordered the #4 from Supercuts (Score:3 Normal)
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Oh, I see you must have ordered the #4.  I ordered that haircut last time.  This time, I went with the #5 haircut special, where a blind woman cuts your hair with a rusty spoon.  I thought it looked a little patchy at first, but I was told that it only looks that way to an un-trained eye.  Oh well, she's the professional.

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May 9th, 2012 at 2:18 PM | CAMMY CAM'D (Score:1)
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CAMMY CAM'D

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May 9th, 2012 at 2:32 PM | Obligatory. (Score:2 Normal)
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Caption not mine.

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May 10th, 2012 at 8:05 AM | Why would any self-respecting (Score:2)
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Why would any self-respecting guy be wearing a woman's bikini bottom out at the lake?

May 9th, 2012 at 3:07 PM |   (Score:1)
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May 9th, 2012 at 3:21 PM | This thread nees the photo of (Score:1)
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This thread nees the photo of him with the two fat chicks at Notre Dame... 

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May 9th, 2012 at 7:34 PM | I Assume... (Score:2)
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I assume you mean this one...

With regards to the hair, however, this photo does not quite do something else justice...

It's clear to me now that, among other things, Supercuts left him insufficient hair to achieve the ABC Sports era Fran Tarkenton look...

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May 9th, 2012 at 9:42 PM | HALOL, he has a bald spot (Score:2)
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HALOL, he has a bald spot like a middle aged friar.

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May 9th, 2012 at 10:11 PM | These are as funny as the (Score:2 Normal)
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These are as funny as the photoshop threads... and they're normal pictures.  I bet Clausen's parents are glad he's an marginally-successful QB, at least now they have a SHOT at grandkids.

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May 10th, 2012 at 2:08 PM | Man, look at those Notre Dame (Score:1)
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Man, look at those Notre Dame hotties...

May 9th, 2012 at 3:54 PM | No (Score:5 Normal)
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No, this is not what the kids call "trolling."

May 9th, 2012 at 4:19 PM | What? (Score:3 Normal)
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He's just showing a picture of him with long hair. In no way does this involve Michigan except that apparently the best picture of his long hair was from a Michigan game

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May 9th, 2012 at 5:01 PM | This asshole probably doesnt (Score:1 Normal)
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This asshole probably doesnt much hair left.. peach fuzz side hair. I see a comb over in the future, guarantee

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May 10th, 2012 at 2:03 AM | ... (Score:4 Normal)
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http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/5/9/E4u5NzKQzUu-pBv11uSkEQ2.jpg

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May 10th, 2012 at 9:53 AM | I would definitely upvote (Score:5 Normal)
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I would definitely upvote that if I could.  Bravo.

 

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May 10th, 2012 at 12:29 PM | If you had posted one more time (Score:2 Normal)
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You could have.

"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk

May 10th, 2012 at 11:22 AM | "Marginally" is being (Score:2)
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"Marginally" is being generous here.

May 10th, 2012 at 12:59 PM | NFL (Score:2)
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He's getting paid $2.5 million dollars to play quarterback, which probably puts him in the top 50 quarterbacks on the planet.  He may have the taste and maturity of a douchey 15-year-old, but simply making the NFL is pretty freaking impressive.

May 10th, 2012 at 1:01 PM | Never Forget (Score:2)
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Let's not forget this moving picture of Jimmy Clausen's introduction to Michigan Football:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLOtDB1SzSA

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