So the other topic about great movie lines had me thinking about the cheesiest lines ever uttered from a actor/actress' mouth.
These are the ones that made you groan in disdain, with the worse offenders being remembered as potential great lines..
For me, two such lines are:
"You had me at hello." Jerry Maguire
"No one puts Baby in a corner." Dirty Dancing
Others? Come on - bring on the cheese!
For me, it's Arnold
predator "if it bleeds, we
predator "if it bleeds, we can kill it"
“The blue in our ribbons may fade, our trophies may become tarnished, the gleam of our medals lose luster, but the emotional experiences of joy and elation will never be forgotten.”
"Stick around"
Arnold, kicking open the door and finding several guards in Predator: "Knock, knock." Then he shoots them with the grenade launcher. Classic.
Christ in me arise and dispel all the darkness.
how about true lies when the
how about true lies when the doctor iinjects him with the truth serum and then asks ahnold how he plans on killing him "well first, im gonna break out of these cuffs, then im going to snap your neck and finally im going to kill that guard over there with this scalpel"
“The blue in our ribbons may fade, our trophies may become tarnished, the gleam of our medals lose luster, but the emotional experiences of joy and elation will never be forgotten.”
Yeah, but that movie is MEANT
Yeah, but that movie is MEANT to be corny, though, so I don't think any of it counts.
the line directly before it is better...
torturer: "anything you'd like to tell me?"
arnold: "yeah, i'm gonna kill you pretty soon."
"Real n*gg*z do real things." -Braylon Edwards
Cameraman
"...BATTERAZIES!"
"Get another one you moron!"
anything
from that batman movie where he is mr. freeze.
"ICE TO MEET YOU!"
"COOL IT!"
"I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy."
"What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!"
"Tonight, hell freezes over!"
Titanic
"I'm king of the worldddddddddddd!"
and
"I'll never let go, Jack...I'll never let go!"
You'll be better and you'll be smarter and more grown-up and a better daughter. . .
Shit, good call. Why didn't
Shit, good call. Why didn't I think of that?
Ann Arbor is a classy broad.
"Get off my plane!" - Ricky Stanzi, Air Force One 2
She says that while she's
She says that while she's literally letting go...
Touchdown Michigan!
X-Men
at the end, in the statue of liberty:
Cyclops: How do I know it's really you?
Wolverine: You're a dick.
1st time i ever LOLed at the theatre for a non-comedy.
Harvard: The MICHIGAN of the East
We're not arrogant, we're just better.
That's not cheese
That's gold!
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
The ads for that new Mel Gibson movie
"I'm a guy with nothing to lose. Fasten your seatbelt."
I cringe every time I see those ads. It looks like someone took "Taken" (which was awesome) and filled it with bad dialogue and cliche one-liners.
First time I saw the trailer.....
First time I saw the trailer I said "Is this suppose to be Taken 2010?"
I'm hungry. Time to eat.
Except it looks like in this movie he doesn't save her
I think the retarded brother of Taken (you know, the MSU) is From Paris with Love. Same producers, take an older actor not know for action roles exclusively, make him a bad ass...except this time they picked the wrong actor, shaved his head, didn't make him lose any weight, and makes him talk like he's ghetto-fabulous.
Good call!
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
No way. Rhuby Rhod is the
No way. Rhuby Rhod is the best!
Another Tom Cruise classic...
from the movie "Cocktail".
"Most things end badly; that's why they end."
I actually use that quote every now and then.
Hard Ticket to Hawaii
is full of cheesy lines and terrible acting that make it hilarious... but i'll have to go with...
"If brains were birdshit you'd have a clean cage."
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."
-John Heisman
I'm speechless...almost
Hats off to you for any mention of an Andy Sidaris movie. He might not have invented the cheesy movie, but he certainly perfected it.
That movie
is cheating at this game
Haha true
I was tempted to add some clips to further show just how corny every second of it is
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."
-John Heisman
I ALREADY WORK AROUND THE
I ALREADY WORK AROUND THE CLOCK!!!
Damn
Took the words out of my mouth
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
any line uttered by
Kurt Russell in any of his movies, evah.
Harvard: The MICHIGAN of the East
We're not arrogant, we're just better.
Son of a bitch must pay.
Son of a bitch must pay.
or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
You leave Jack Burton alone!
You leave Jack Burton alone!
You tell them
You tell them I'm coming and hell is coming with me! - Tombstone
How about one uttered TO Kurt
How about one uttered TO Kurt Russell: "Snake Plissken...I thought you were dead!"
Only missed one game at the Big House since 1979.
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Everything the Shat says has
Everything the Shat says has a bit of cheese to it. But mmmmmm that cheese.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
They might be cheesy, but
They might be cheesy, but they're definitely not bad lines. I think they might have become cheesy and cliche because they're so good and iconic. "You complete me" was pretty cheesy though. Cruise sucks. A great cheesy line was in Empire Strikes Back:
Leah: "I love you."
Solo: "I know."
In Face/Off, that whole thing with the fingers on the faces (not really a line) and "Hello Adam, I'm Jamie" was pretty corny. One really shitty line was in Fast/Furious 1: "He's like gravity--everyone just gets pulled to him...including you." Not necessarily cheesy though, just stupid.
Don't even think of dissing "Here's looking at you, kid." Humphrey Bogart is the man.
Ann Arbor is a classy broad.
"Get off my plane!" - Ricky Stanzi, Air Force One 2
Who says that?
Wow, my asshole ex-boyfriend actually answered my "I love you" with "I know!" one time.
I really, really hope it was an un-detected ESB reference.
You'll be better and you'll be smarter and more grown-up and a better daughter. . .
It had to be
Because I've wanted to say that line all my life. But if it's not referencing the movie, it's a douche move. But then, you label him as "my asshole ex-boyfriend", so, y'know...
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
he's a jerk
He probably wasn't referencing the movie. And you should never, ever say that to any girl ever!
You'll be better and you'll be smarter and more grown-up and a better daughter. . .
That Solo line is definitely
That Solo line is definitely not cheesy. You know the original dialogue was Leia: I love you, Solo: I love you too. Harrison ford thought that was too cheesy so he improvised to "I know".
Cheesy or just dumb?
Last of the Mohicans:
"Stay alive no matter what occurs".
Movie was good but that line kinda gargled donkey balls.
Anything by Polar Bear in
Anything by Polar Bear in Alaska Nanook Hockey Open.
"[T]here were a lot of people predicting glorious heights for Rich; mostly the same people who are predicting doom and gloom [for Hoke]. Excuse me if I doubt their prognostication skills." -- M-Wolverine
You are tearing me apart
You are tearing me apart Lisa!
Life is like a box of
Life is like a box of chocolates...
Blasphemy!
You bite your tongue. How dare you criticize Forrest Gump.
"I'm not a smart man... but I know what love is."
Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones
Anakin: Don't be afraid.
Padme: I'm not afraid to die. I've been dying a little bit each day since you came back into my life.
Anakin: What are you talking about?
Padme: I love you.
Anakin: You love me? I thought we had decided not to fall in love. That we'd be forced to love a lie and that it would destroy our lives.
Padme: I think our lives are about to be destroyed anyway. I truly... deeply... love you and before we die I want you to know.
I'm a big Star Wars fan, but man did Lucas need a screenwriter for the prequels.
Oh yeah, another great call.
Oh yeah, another great call. I loved Star Wars and Ep. 3 was pretty good, but the prequels had such awful dialogue.
Ann Arbor is a classy broad.
"Get off my plane!" - Ricky Stanzi, Air Force One 2
A thousand yeses.
Grew up on Star Wars and as an adult was mildly looking forward to the prequels. The lines and acting quickly extinguished any hope I had of them measuring up to the first three.
And of course, Episode III:
Padme: ”Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo.”
Audience: "Is vomit-laughter an option?"
Lucas == Idea Guy
Lucas is a good "Idea Guy" and executive producer, but is a TERRIBLE screenwriter and director.
Jake Lloyd and Jar-Jar may have been the greatest crimes against cinema...EVER!
We ARE Michigan....COME GET SOME!!!
omg. you left out the worst line...
"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth."
"Real n*gg*z do real things." -Braylon Edwards
YES!
The sand line. Ugh. Still sends cold shivers down my spine...
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
Darth Vader at the end of
Darth Vader at the end of Episode III: NNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Emperor Palpatine: POWER! UNLIMITED POWER!!!!
For today, goodbye. For tomorrow, good luck. And forever, Go Blue.
Now I remember some
"Maybe feelings are feelings because we can't control them." It's really a parody of cheesy lines, but it's so hilarious. I love Team America.
The Rock:
"Your "best"? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen!"
"Carla was the prom queen."
"Rocket Man? It's you!"
"This may sound a little bit corny, but I feel like I’ve already won." - American Pie
"Thanks for the kiss of life" and just about every other line in Die Another Day, especially anything said by Halle Berry. The World Is Not Enough was also pretty awful.
"I see you." Kind of cheesy in Avatar
Ann Arbor is a classy broad.
"Get off my plane!" - Ricky Stanzi, Air Force One 2
I would call these lines awesomely badass though:
Commando: "Let off some steam, Bennett."
Commando: "Please, don't wake my friend. He is dead tired."
Christ in me arise and dispel all the darkness.