OT: Charlie Weis to KU
Charlie Weis to KU
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AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH /dies RT @KUAthletics: KU to introduce Charlie Weis as football coach at press conference Friday afternoon.
December 8th, 2011 at 5:18 PM ^
Mark Mangino left some pretty big britches to fill, and Charlie is about the only coach I know of able to fill them.
December 8th, 2011 at 8:28 PM ^
Michigan fans are you forgetting that Brady Hoke is a fat ass??? Get a life
December 8th, 2011 at 8:36 PM ^
what did you search for the most slimming pic of hoke... i saw him on the sideline, hes a fat ass
December 8th, 2011 at 8:40 PM ^
Second pic on page two of Google Image results for "Brady Hoke". Here are two from page one looking pretty much the same, but they're older and don't show all of him, so I didn't use them the first time. Since I got called on it, here are the two full lengthish ones from the top page:
December 8th, 2011 at 8:44 PM ^
bottom line they are both fat as fuck
December 8th, 2011 at 9:43 PM ^
Fuck - the basic unit of measuring obesity? Who knew.
December 8th, 2011 at 11:23 PM ^
You use "fuck" when you can't spell the real word
December 8th, 2011 at 9:58 PM ^
the really sad thing about that is that he is that fat in spite of the gastric bypass that he had.
December 8th, 2011 at 5:18 PM ^
Gives the phrase "The Cupboard was bare in Gainesville" a whole new meaning.
December 8th, 2011 at 5:31 PM ^
Charlie will also quickly realize the difference walking into a livingroom wearing Jayhawk gear instead of ND or Gator-wear.
December 8th, 2011 at 5:32 PM ^
At a lot of recruits' homes, he won't make it to the living room unless he climbs through the window.
December 8th, 2011 at 5:35 PM ^
how big are the damn windows in your house??
December 8th, 2011 at 6:04 PM ^
Epic response! LMAO
December 8th, 2011 at 5:36 PM ^
And only if that window is a huge bay window, or the like.
December 8th, 2011 at 5:56 PM ^
Did you Google image search: "large windows"?
December 8th, 2011 at 6:09 PM ^
....for there are only white papers on the possibility of Weis fitting through windows, not actual photos.
December 8th, 2011 at 9:42 PM ^
December 8th, 2011 at 7:45 PM ^
Don't you know that he likes to flash his super bowl rings when he makes visits.
December 8th, 2011 at 5:19 PM ^
Makes perfect sense if you think about it. Probably had tons of Mangino's XXXL stuff sitting around collecting dust.
December 8th, 2011 at 5:44 PM ^
Not only that, but St. Louis is somewhat nearby = BBQ Capital of America. Hell, even the farmers will be happy.
Its a win-win situation.
December 8th, 2011 at 7:25 PM ^
Coach Weis will be changing the tide in the economic downturn of the local eateries. Hell I think we all believed on their road to recovery hiring him is a good start.
December 8th, 2011 at 8:44 PM ^
December 8th, 2011 at 5:59 PM ^
together and use it as a rain tarp for the field.
December 8th, 2011 at 7:42 PM ^
Thank you guys!! Made my day!
December 8th, 2011 at 5:19 PM ^
HALOL!
Too... many... fat... jokes... yet... also... other... jokes... can't... /head asplode
December 8th, 2011 at 5:22 PM ^
Congratulations, Kansas. You just hired 500 pounds of jackass.
December 8th, 2011 at 7:56 PM ^
But 500 pounds of jackass with a decided schematic advantage.
December 8th, 2011 at 5:23 PM ^
Came here to make a fat joke; clearly I've underestimated you guys.
December 8th, 2011 at 7:59 PM ^
December 8th, 2011 at 5:23 PM ^
Weiss was mulling over his choices... KU, UF, KC.... ultimately he got tired and decided on KFC.
December 8th, 2011 at 5:24 PM ^
What? Seriously?
December 8th, 2011 at 5:26 PM ^
Can someone please create some sort of gif or photoshop for this glorious event?
December 8th, 2011 at 5:26 PM ^
Makes sense. The Decided Schematic Advantage was working great for Florida.
December 8th, 2011 at 5:27 PM ^
They may want to go to a steel-reinforced polyethylene fiber blend in the FieldTurf to prevent severe depressions from forming on the sideline.
December 8th, 2011 at 7:47 PM ^
use his decided schematic advantage to tilt the field in KU's favor. Leave the sidelines alone!
December 8th, 2011 at 5:27 PM ^
I guess Kansas now has a strategic advantage over the rest of the Big 12.
December 8th, 2011 at 5:36 PM ^
Just noticed I had 666 MGo points and had to quickly get to 667. Surprised this didn't happen on the Satan Saban diary post.
December 8th, 2011 at 5:28 PM ^
I hope Kansas left some of Mangino's clothes.
December 8th, 2011 at 5:29 PM ^
I clicked over here just to visit this thread. I have not been disappointed.
December 8th, 2011 at 5:30 PM ^
Why do people keep hiring Charlie Weiss?
December 8th, 2011 at 5:32 PM ^
Most venues do tend to overbuy when it comes to cheesy nachos. This solves the problem.
December 8th, 2011 at 5:31 PM ^
Man, apparently having "ND Head Coach" on your resume doesn't get you far. Davie to New Mexico and now Weis to Kansas.
December 8th, 2011 at 5:35 PM ^
However,he was a utter failure at nd
December 8th, 2011 at 5:40 PM ^
You shouldn't pin his failure at ND on him. Not all schools are capable of handling decided schematic advantages.
December 8th, 2011 at 9:38 PM ^
Cut him some slack?
What size 84/32?\
drumroll
December 9th, 2011 at 4:23 AM ^
too much slack and the rope will snap
December 8th, 2011 at 5:31 PM ^
Well, Kansas State has had the advantage in the Cornflower State for awhile, but they better get their yuks in now, because there's a decided schematic advantage coming to Lawrence.