OT: Charlie Weis is Done With Coaching
(Insert your own joke about what his new line of work is going to be here.)
http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/12321265/charlie-weis-sa…
February 13th, 2015 at 5:33 PM ^
February 14th, 2015 at 9:03 AM ^
so you could say they're even. The disgust, of course, was all on one side. The guy is a con artist, pure and simple.
February 13th, 2015 at 5:35 PM ^
February 13th, 2015 at 8:14 PM ^
to his agent. . .that's the american dream right there: To fail and have three different institutions pay you millions of dollars to do nothing. . .
February 13th, 2015 at 8:33 PM ^
Who's the third?
February 14th, 2015 at 9:36 AM ^
February 14th, 2015 at 2:35 PM ^
February 13th, 2015 at 10:01 PM ^
Weis is set to get paid $4.6 Million during the 2015 college football season, which might land him in the top-10 highest paid college football coaches for the year while he sits at home eating cheeseburgers from his couch.
What is hilarious, is that Notre Dame will have paid him nearly $19 Million dollars after firing him.
February 13th, 2015 at 5:35 PM ^
February 13th, 2015 at 5:37 PM ^
Inventer of front butt pants. He plans on bringing a schematic business advantage to the fashion industry.
February 13th, 2015 at 5:51 PM ^
Not only is he a total fucking genius for negotiating payment of $30 million to NOT coach 3 FBS teams, but as Shrute points out, Jabba the Weis is also a fashion genius for targeting the morbidly obese in this country with a new twist on pants and slacks.
Fashion Week in NY and LA will never be the same again once Weis hits the circuit. Move over, Tommy Hilfiger. Jabba Jeans and Slacks a comin'
February 13th, 2015 at 6:08 PM ^
ND was epic stupid more so than Weiss was a genius in that situation.
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February 13th, 2015 at 7:54 PM ^
And he got that extension for looking good in a loss.
February 13th, 2015 at 5:36 PM ^
I thought he was done coaching when he took the Kansas job?
February 13th, 2015 at 5:39 PM ^
This man is a fucking genius. Getting paid to not do something more than most people make in their entire lives.
February 13th, 2015 at 5:44 PM ^
Of NCAA football.
Didn't Larry collect about $50 million from former teams that he coached when he was not coaching?
Now that takes some doing.
February 13th, 2015 at 5:47 PM ^
Brown is a successful coach.
February 13th, 2015 at 7:22 PM ^
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February 13th, 2015 at 11:41 PM ^
And he considers himself one of the best football minds in the country.
"Belichick, stop begging me to come back and rescue your sorry organization. I'm a very busy man."
February 14th, 2015 at 8:46 AM ^
a certain New Jersey governor with much the same modus operandi often comes to mind when I get the visual.
February 13th, 2015 at 8:04 PM ^
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February 13th, 2015 at 5:46 PM ^
This frees up his agent to do more of the best damn work I've ever seen an agent do.
February 13th, 2015 at 5:53 PM ^
February 13th, 2015 at 6:10 PM ^
I thought for sure once he took the Kansas gig, he and Andy Reid would eat all the food in...
February 13th, 2015 at 5:55 PM ^
Since it is unpopular day...
I would honestly support the hiring of Charlie on the administrative side along the lines of what TJ Wheist does. For all this flaws at fielding a balanced college offense and clock managment, you can't deny his skills. He made Brady Quinn and Jimmy Clausen look like viable pro options to the point people drafted them and churned some NFL WRs as well. Mid to high six figures a year as Passing Game Quality Control Guy.
February 13th, 2015 at 6:04 PM ^
He is a terrible coach and a worse person. Keep him as far away from UM as possible.
February 13th, 2015 at 6:49 PM ^
All Weis has shown is that he can call plays for Tom Brady in the NFL. Any average OC would look pretty good doing that.
February 13th, 2015 at 6:07 PM ^
Charlie Weis looks like he was cut in half, then the bottom half was reattched backwards.
February 13th, 2015 at 6:24 PM ^
Yeah that anatomical feature is called the Front Butt! If you Goggle Image it, you will see our good frined Charlie there....
February 13th, 2015 at 8:48 PM ^
He should sew some pockets on the front of his slacks and really confuse the hell out of people.
February 13th, 2015 at 6:09 PM ^
February 13th, 2015 at 6:25 PM ^
In all seriousness, he will probably do either color commentary or studio work. If he could put his pride away, he may be a heck of a OC, especially since he does have a schematic advantage still.
February 13th, 2015 at 6:54 PM ^
February 13th, 2015 at 7:08 PM ^
your joke left quite an impression
February 13th, 2015 at 9:49 PM ^
It certainly cracked me up!
February 13th, 2015 at 9:51 PM ^
And it was all your fault!
February 13th, 2015 at 7:07 PM ^
Yeah... him and Matt Millen can call games.
February 13th, 2015 at 6:32 PM ^
has pretty much been armchair quarterback fantasy camp.
February 13th, 2015 at 6:35 PM ^
February 13th, 2015 at 6:41 PM ^
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February 13th, 2015 at 6:41 PM ^
If I had worked out a scheme to get paid for at least temporarily blighting football programs, I probably would get out of the business around 60 or so (I believe he's approaching that age) because you hopefully have invested smartly and there's no need to inflict further damage on other programs.
I could see him eventually doing some color commentary though, in all seriousness. His take on the game - if not his ability to coach it - could be potentially interesting at points.
February 13th, 2015 at 6:48 PM ^
February 13th, 2015 at 6:56 PM ^
ND has had their share of fucked up coaches. Weis, Kelly, Bob Fucking Davie, Lou Holtz. Glad I'm not a golden domer.
February 13th, 2015 at 7:05 PM ^
but Holtz was a good coach. He made them relevant again after the Faust years.
February 13th, 2015 at 7:16 PM ^
February 13th, 2015 at 9:24 PM ^
Only undefeated coach in ND history.
February 13th, 2015 at 7:13 PM ^
February 13th, 2015 at 7:37 PM ^
If he doesn't get that front butt under control, he's going be done doing everything here pretty soon.
February 13th, 2015 at 7:37 PM ^