chance of bowl: 13.6%
OT: cattle running loose through OSU campus
No need to panic, it's just freshman orientation.
knows whats up.
thanks. That was both awesome and disturbing at the same time.
Usually, promos where the "heel" insults the town they are in that night are called "cheap heat." This promo, though, is the Escalade of the genre; there is nothing cheap about it.
Also, no farm animals were hurt in the filming of the video. The "fan" that Steiner "attacked" was a wrestler from a local promotion who got a backstage pass and $50-$100 for his effort.
I've heard unflattering things said about OSU coeds, but that's a little harsh.
showing a little OSU man love?
Or in the summertime, a roto-tiller.
The coeds come out to graze at THE Ohio State. Its part of the big recruiting weekend. You know how this goes... have the cuties come out and show a little tail...
(Doesn't this usually happen at MSU?)
now flagrant use of cattle?
A redundant statement?
The OSU Fight song lyrics:
Annihilate Ohio State
and humble Woody Hayes
Ohio has a lot of coeds
Send them out to graze!
Ohio girls are ugly and fat.
I would rather take out a rat.
Annihilate Ohio State
It's a do-nothing party school!
I've heard that song, but with "liquidate" instead of "annihilate."
No need to worry guys, it just the o-line was let out of practice.
@edsbs has been a comedy goldmine for this incident.
BREAKING: Jim Tressel says if there's a gay cow in the bunch, it's just fine with him. #tOSUCowz
Are you sure it is not the legendary "freshman 15" and then some? This is Columbus.
- mild mannered.
- easily coerced.
- you can ride them.
- have no upper teeth.
When a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose?
Billy Bob from Varsity Blues finally accepted his scholarship offer. The cattle are his.
Obvious that OSU is going green by bringing in cows for earth day.
No more running lawn mowers or artificial fertilizer.
I like the move but their girls are still fat.
I really wouldn't be all that concerned, it was probably just a few cheerleaders heading to class
It has just been confirmed that it was nick mangold's sister. Yikes.
My wife worked across Campus Drive from the stockyard in the agricultural part of the campus in Madison. Every now and then somebody would leave the thing unlatched and the cows would sneak out. Hilarity would ensue.
Man I hope one of them was this pretty little holstein, complete with Michigan mitt and all!
that Steiner promo is the Gold Standard of cheap heat. The only one I've seen close was a promo cut by Shawn Micheals in Calgary after the Bret Hart screw job. They must have knew how bad the crowd was going to be 'cause the WWE didn't even have Micheals wrestle that night-- he just cut the promo and left. The ring was literally covered in beer cups thrown in and he got the crowd so riled up, they spontaneously started singing Oh Canada in response. F'g awesome.
Are these guys responsible?
I'm a little embarrassed that I enthusiastically clicked on this thread with 28 replies thinking that I would be the first person to make a fat co-ed joke...