Alright, I know we have a ton of Photoshop and MS Paint gurus on here. I'm getting bored waiting for the season to start. Caption this photo that I shot at the Spring Game or, if you feel so inclined, add a text bubble.
no, YOU'RE off topic
are you guys ordering from Big Ten Burrito?
" OK OK my smile is too bright, I'll try to prevent it from blinding people in the periphery."
He just ate a Jimmy John's sub freaky (Denard) fast
I'm over here. Catch me if you can.
"Brady Hoke is cooking Johnsonville brats"
"Do you want to see me run to the endzone and back?"
"Do you want to see me do it again?"
Hey! John Navarre try this one . . .
at least you're consistent, as pointed out on another thread.
Seriously though, you may want to check the Michigan record books before totally hating on big John. He must have done a few things well.
BubbaT33 was probably one of the guys that was pissed at John Navarre his RS frosh year when he was forced to play b/c of Henson's injury. And he still hasn't forgiven him for something he couldn't control. No point trying to reason with him.
Although I believe he thinks it's a humorous shtick now, which it's not. Well, not funny at least.
those guys will navarre forgive him. but they should.
"Brian! Where is my HTTV!? I'm getting frustrated!!!"
With your score being like it is, and your views having this sociopathic pessimistic theme, I think I'll take that as the HTTV being the complete opposite of what you're describing. Therefore making me (or Denard) more frustrated that it hasn't yet arrived. Damn you.
MATTISON-BORGES DANCE COMPETITION!!
Screams across the field at Braxton Miller, "U Mad Bro?"
we're about to run a bubble screen...you want to stop me? Catch me!"
Brothers thing here?
Hey You Guys!
Beat me to it. Electric Company (the original one from the 1970s) all the way.
The call is coming from inside the house!
Then suddenly, as if he is Babe Ruth pointing his bat, Denard barks out the actual play toward the opposing defensive safeties to let them know he will be running past them within the next 15 seconds on his way to the end zone.
Yo Paulie, your sister's with me!
he likes it!
"To determine boundary layer characteristics for a complex geometry, one can easily use a Falkner-Skan transformation - which is simply a generalization of a Blasius Boundary layer problem - to transform these problems into managable ODEs, though it may be simpler and more practical to use an iterative method."
TAKIN A SHIT!
You got my vote for the best one. Can't compete with the "Friday" reference...
in the basket!"
"So. Here we are. Finally. And I guess I should be happy.But I’m not. And I guess I should feel a sense of release.But I don’t. I take no pleasure in seeing you this way. I feel no joy in witnessing your departure from this level of existence. It consumes a part of me that we never were able to come to terms. We should have been able to move past the differences. We should have been able to live and let live. This I know. There’s no winning and there’s no losing in concerns of family blood. It matters not a whit who fired the first shot. No one remembers anyway. But once the knives are out, once there’s the smell the blood in the air, it’s father against son, son against father, the old king against his heir, and hard words all around."
LA LA LA
"THE MEATLOAF! FUCK!"
It's time to eat!
LIKE YOUR DICK!
WATCH YOU LANGUAGE IN FRONT OF BRADY, PUNK!!
YOU GUYS BETTER PRAY TO THE GOD OF PUNK COACHES THAT THESE NEW RECEIVERS DON'T PICK IT UP, OR WE'LL SAIL DOWN THERE AND PUT A OH NOE UP YER ASS. WELL...TREMENDOUS.
*garble garble garble*
Ricky Barnum nods in agreement while everyone else looks befuddled.
Hey did you guys see the #GoBlue on the field? What an innovative and fun way to expand the brand. Way to go Mr. Brandon! You really get our generation.
Hey mister Wilson
"Hey....you there in the weeds.....I see you Mark Dantonio.....this year you're MINE!"
Then I squeezed her boobies together like this stuck my face in there and made motorboat noises.
Coffee is for closers
A always B be C closing
Get the fuck off my field! (a la Darius Morris)
Damn, these yankees talk funny.
I'm not gonna tie my shoes!
"Youve been 'Returning to Glory' for 20 years!!"