...says Denzel Valentine of Big Ten Tourney favorite MSU, which is 5-7 in its last 12 games. Cumong, man.
OT - Caption Me
Even though the MSU beat-down anti-Dantonio as a disciplinarian has run its course, you have to appreciate the artistic talent
I'm no expert on rival bashing issue shelf-life but wouldn't they have to accomplish consecutive off seasons without one for it to have run its course?
If you'd allow me to play Mills Lane for just a moment:
"I'll allow it."
Disagree...this is good stuff. A nice little laughter during this shitty period.....oh and get this, there is MEEEEECHIGAN football tomorrow.
I'll admit it - I loled.
me too as well in addition to.
Agree. Quite funny. Well done, OP.
Frosty the Snowman got the magic hat and Dantonio stole the gloves off of the magician.
"I realized my true calling in life... Shit, man, I'm a natural born killer."
"A thousand innocent people get killed every day! But a millionaire's pet gets detonated, and you're marked for life."
"Dion, where'd you say you got that laptop from?"
same old shit, different day.
Time to go post-Christmas bargain hunting...with my .44.
...is there a problem...?"
SPARTANS! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?!?!?!?!??!
You guys are pros. The best. I'm sure we can make it out of the casino. Of course, lest we forget, once we're out the front door, you're still in the middle of fucking mid-michigan!
There's a ninety-five pound Chinese man with a hundred sixty million dollars behind this door.
Let's get him out.
Now can you have him run through a dorm and beat people up in the mask? Would be bit more realistic for Sparty.
This is the guy they awarded Coach of the Year......This is STILL the guy they awarded Coach of the Year!
Watch yo shit bitch this be mich state.
"Gots to get mine."
"Ok boys, point the way to the Phi Kappa Nerda house. I'm not missing out this time!" *smacks fist into palm
... Unity Council.
This makes me wonder... could you get our rival's coach putting on a sweatervest over some ill-conceived tattoos he got for a discount?
Time to go over to Jim Tressel's pad so I can break into his ride and sniff his car seat.
to make a first impression.
Shit shit shit! Security camera!
"time to put on the new recrtuiting uniform"
now all we need to add to it is a freep "journalist" looking the other way.