Chris Webber looking dude, jaw-dropped guy or the human form of Edvard Munch's "The Scream"?
That's actually the first thing I thought of when I saw him, so +1 to you.
Scream
I'm too cool for my big hat and pink shirt lady
All I can think of is him saying something very sarcastically along the lines of "Oh, you're SO great. I'm just SO amazed at your physical ability to ride a horse and be four feet tall. Oooohhh." That's all I got.
Oh no Orb didn't win.
Looks like that remodeling job is going to have to wait a bit.
I'm more surprised that there was someone there who wasn't a white person over the age of 40
They are usually all in the infield drinking.
the black guy on the left is saying "SPECIFY, MAN!" while the guy kind in the middle is going "wow, this is just not clear" while the guy on the right with his hands on his cheeks is screaming "OOOhhhhhh the ambiGUITY!!"
Oh shit I left the garage door open
The guy staring straight ahead, with the blank look on his face, looks like BabaBooie from the Howard Stern show.
I crapped my pants!
Oh my god...did I leave the oven on?
"Is an asshat a hat for an ass or a hat made out of ass? Oh the mysteries of life!"
This is actually something I've had significant debates with myself over.
Woman directly below Stevens' armpits :"I wonder if Scarecrow would like a little fire to play with?"; or "I wonder if Dorothy is ready to surrender yet?!"
"I gave 3-2 for Oxbow in my Elmer's glue poll"
"I get it now....use the styptic pencil BEFORE the Lagerfeld. THE BURNING!"
Also, jaw-drop guy:
"Good lord....jockeys DO exist...."
Referee in the background, forgets which sport he's attending and signals the FG is good.
again."
Ermagherd
Doesn't anybody notice Hilary Clinton standing to his left in the leopard dress? What is she doing in the infield? Oh the humanity!!!
uppercrust accent saying: "Ohhhh, its a haws rrrace, I thought it was poe-loe"
This horse is a diabetic!!!!!
Creed from The Office.
Screaming guy: "Oh my god! Sarah Jessica Parker, I'm your biggest fan!"
You win.
And why is it wearing a dress?
Either he looked at the Ark of the Covenant or drank from the Holy Grail. Either way he is about to melt
Woman in pink w/hat: You ain't so bad
African American man: What do jockeys even eat anyway?
Jaw dropped guy: It's not butter. I still cant believe it's not butter
Guy in background with arms raised: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!?
'Scream' guy is actually Kevin 23 years later realizing that he left his son Home Alone
Woman in leopard print: I would now have sex with you, little man.
maybe 'hey everybody, we're gonna get laid!', ala rodney dangerfield.
One lap Nascar.
The black guy is Torrey Smith, WR for the Ravens.
Now I am going to be as famous as Lloyd Brady!!
"FUCK!!! How in the hell am I going to explain to my wife that I just lost Junior's college fund?! Plus Nicky and Tony are gonna break my legs!!"