Electing not to overturn the botched call by major league umpire Jim Joyce that cost Detroit Tiger pitcher Armando Galarraga a perfect game, baseball commissioner Bud Selig admitted scouring Twitter afterward in search of support.
"It wasn't until I read the post by respected baseball expert and part-time actress Alyssa Milano that I truly felt at peace with my decision," stated Selig. "When I read her Twitter post, my sphincter quivered and I'm not to proud to admit that I soiled myself. I mean, she's like, so hot."
Milano recently twitted, "Personally, I agree with Selig on this one. Part of the game (as it is played now) is human error."
There is no confirmation that the two are secretly dating.
for making me think about Bud Selig's quivering sphincter. Oh, the horror.
Journal Entry - Day 782 of living amongst inbreds - Actually heard this today, "I don't see what the big deal is. All he was doin' was protectin' the players. What's wrong with that?"