OT-The Buckstache is more to be pitied that feared. Discuss.

This is off-topic, but will always be fun for me regardless of the relative strength of Michigan's football team vis-a-vis Ohio State's, the winning/losing streaks between those teams, or whether it's Ohio State week or the off-season, because, quite simply, I don't like these guys. My favorite Buckstache: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_dahmer What's yours?