Yesterday I attended a wedding here in Ann Arbor. The bride attended Michigan as an undergrad and the groom is currently a grad student here at U of M. However, the groom grew up in Ohio as a Buckeye fan. While he isn't a huge OSU fan, a lot of his family is.
This brings us to the ceremony itself. I look around and find a peculiar sight. There is a man wearing jeans, tennis shoes, a polo shirt, and a buckeye jacket. Not only that, he had an ugly goatee that looked like he hadn't trimmed in days. He looked like he was showing up for his son's soccer game or something like that. I probably don't have to tell you, but he and his wife were significantly overweight too.
I couldn't believe it. It was all I could do to not gape at the ridiculousness of it. Maybe he is actually a very nice guy, and I don't mean to make assumptions about him as a person. But I am telling you all of this in case you weren't yet convinced of an obviously absolute truth: Buckeyes = rednecks.