Check out these stat lines:
QB 1: 10/17 66 yards 2 int
QB 2: 22/40 331 yards, 2 TD
a) Guess which one won?
b) Guess which one never started a college game
c) Guess which one was tutored by Weis E. Coyote
A) QB 1 because Cribbs had 2 100+ yard kick returns and Harrison had 286 yards and 3 TD
B) QB 2, backed up heisman winners at USC
C) QB 1, I await a Jimmah! implosion.