Yeah, I took the easy route with the first one.
i find this extremely interesting
IF YOU LOOK IN THEIR EYES MAN, IF YOU SEE THE FEAR IN ALL THE LITTLE HOKESTERS, THEY REALIZE WHEN I GET TRESSEL SINCHED UP IN A LAUNCH POSITION AND SLAM HIM THROUGH MICHIGAN STADIUM, FROM NEW YORK DOWN TO TAMPA FLORIDA THE FAULT LINE IS GONNA BREAK OFF AND OHIO STATE FALLS INTO THE OCEAN; MSU AND ND FALL INTO THE OCEAN AND I'LL DOGPADDLE ALL THE HOKEAMANIACS BACK INTO SAFETY

Trust me, I'm a scientist.
Was there even any ammo in that gun?
NO! Now Tressel's dead! Well, that's not the worst outcome imaginable, I guess. But still, RUN!
If the preceding was too offensive, replace Tressel with "the buckeye mascot" or something, I dunno, choose your own adventure
Mike Martin told me he loves me. My life is quite possibly complete.
Join the bone marrow donor registry today: www.dkmsamericas.org (do it.)

How 'bout I punchisize your face, for free.

Trust me, I'm a scientist.

How 'bout I punchisize your face, for free.
in so many ways.
mgoblog: it's a perfectly cromulent website
now that's kickin' it old skool!
mgoblog: it's a perfectly cromulent website
should have had lloyd brady in the window
How 'bout I punchisize your face, for free.
I just threw up in my mouth a little. I'll never be able to look at Sandra Bullock the same.......ok that's a lie, but my dear god Hoke is an butterface!
This one is soooo creepy. Did I mention creepy?
Thank you, thank you
I used to post alot at SoonerFans.com on their Fark Central board (which was always tough being a Wolverine, as they were mostly a Big 12 and SEC focused crowd) and I have always wished MgoBlog had a section like that...I will post more tonight
Wherever you go, there you are.
creepy.
mgoblog: it's a perfectly cromulent website
The next few years are going to feel like this. Be strong Brady!

This thread needs to be stickied.
Who has been putting out their Kools on my floor?!?!
I just listened to the Hoke press conference and his voice reminded me of something.
Can I get a Hoke/Van down by the river?
http://www.dvorak.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/d_7445.jpg
or
http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/sports/events/blog/Matt%20Foley.jpg
I'm lazy and working, but we need one with the Lloyd Brady thumbs up picture.
I hope to be like dang for large sections of the season.
You come at the king, you best not miss.
Fahgettaboudit

I'm failing to promote an atmosphere of compliance.
Funny stuff...
What's the original from? Did someone wearing a Michigan jersey actually punch someone in a crowd?
-Formerly known as Richrodiculous
"Not tricks, Michael, illusions. A trick is something a whore does for money...Or cocaine!"
and Hall of Fame mic segment on WCW Nitro where Scott Big Poppa Pump Steiner did a work in Columbus in full Michigan gear and insulting every Ohio St fan in the arena... I've watched wrestling my entire 32 year life and have NEVER seen as many beer bottles / cups / trash thrown in a ring during a segment. Flair never generated that much heat even in his glory days from a one time mic event. The only thing that came close was the Montreal Screwjob with Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels.
"So I come out of Ohio Stadium after we beat the Buckeyes, and right there on the hood of my friend's car, some one took a dump, in the shape of an 'O'. no shit. Oh, sorry, bad pun."
Putting in a request for a "Captain Hoke." I'm sure there are enough 'Dustin Hoffman as Hook' pics on the internet. Perhaps Brandon could be Mr. Smee.
Who has been putting out their Kools on my floor?!?!
This is what we use when we poach recruits. End of story.
How 'bout I punchisize your face, for free.
Uhhh, why would he just be thinking it and not saying it to Gerg?

Now that's refreshing.
all the dude wanted was his rug back...