OT - a boy named Tressel

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June 9th, 2011 at 6:21 AM
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Mr Miggle
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OT - a boy named Tressel

http://deadspin.com/5807563/a-brief-interview-with-an-ohio-state-fan-who-named-his-kid-tressel

The kid's initials are a nice touch.

 

 

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June 9th, 2011 at 9:36 AM | HA (Score:3 Normal)
buttesnake
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Oh shiz, tat is priceless.  How absolutley perfect tat the initials worked out like tat.

June 9th, 2011 at 6:52 AM | Young TAT is... (Score:5 Funny)
Ryanonymous
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Interested in Cars. I find that highly ironic.

June 9th, 2011 at 7:15 AM | If I were the kid's future teachers (Score:4 Normal)
Njia
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I'd be extra careful checking his homework assignments and tests.

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June 9th, 2011 at 7:45 AM | Cheater (Score:1)
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Going to be hard for him to keep a lasting marriage. 

 

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June 9th, 2011 at 7:55 AM | This is like a delicious (Score:1)
ReadYourGuard
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This is like a delicious chocolate malt, served over a hot fudge sunday, which is sitting atop a Red Velvet Cake, that is adorned with $1000 bills, and carried out on a plate of 24 carat gold by Melissa Theuriau wearing a bikini made of cellofane, delivered in Ferrari Enzo.

And it's all for me.

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June 9th, 2011 at 7:59 AM | T.A.T. ? You've got to be fucking kidding me. (Score:2)
Don
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I'd guess that the private educational institution this dope works for is Phoenix University.


June 9th, 2011 at 8:56 AM | Notice how the article says (Score:2)
CRex
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Notice how the article says "former student", not "alum".  I'n wondering if we have ourself a tOSU flunkout...

June 9th, 2011 at 9:27 AM | LinkedIn stalking tells us he (Score:1)
oriental andrew
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LinkedIn stalking tells us he works at Rasmussen College, a for-profit with multiple campuses (similar to the DeVry or Phoenix models, but smaller in scale/footprint), and graduated from Akron.  

For my privacy, my new username is "non-Oriental non-Andrew"
 

June 9th, 2011 at 8:05 AM | One of my friends has a dog (Score:1)
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One of my friends has a dog named Tressel.  Its a great Golden but I laugh every time he says "good boy" now!

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June 9th, 2011 at 8:25 AM | ENOUGH EVERYONE, STOP!!! (Score:5 Funny)
Six Zero
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There is NOTHING, NOTHING funny about child abuse.

June 9th, 2011 at 9:03 AM | Agreed! (Score:1)
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Someone needs to call Child Services STAT!!!!  I hope the kids parents get locked up for life!!

 

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June 9th, 2011 at 11:36 AM | You can't spell (Score:2 Informative)
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stat without tat!

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June 10th, 2011 at 3:11 PM | Ha!  So true! (Score:1)
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Ha!  So true!

 

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June 9th, 2011 at 8:44 AM | I clicked on this thread thinking... (Score:1)
pinkfloyd2000
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...that someone had composed a parody of Johnny Cash's classic "A Boy Named Sue." Hmmm...for some reason, I can see some parallels when this kid gets older...

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June 9th, 2011 at 9:55 AM | Nice Buck-stache (Score:1)
gobluatl
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Feel sorry for the kid.

June 9th, 2011 at 10:29 AM | Typical... (Score:2)
4godkingandwolv...
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... best quote about the lesson he'll teach TAT from Tressel's recent firing,

"You can do nothing but good in your life, but it takes one defining moment that can knock you down."

These people just don't get it.  JT has been a cheat his entire life.  He's only been punished once. 

Do Something. If it works, do more of it. If it doesn't, do something else.

June 9th, 2011 at 11:25 AM | I had to stop reading (Score:1)
WestSider
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because I choked at the word "cornhole" that daddy used. Someone get CPS on the phone. Hide your children, and never, ever take one of yours to Columbus.

Nobody who ever gave his best regretted it.

June 9th, 2011 at 12:38 PM | Funny part is when Dad said (Score:0)
June 9th, 2011 at 1:35 PM | Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (Score:0 Redundant)
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