You're rewriting history just as much as you claim everyone else is. Your apparent hatred for Jordan is a little odd. You seem to be claiming that Jordan wouldn't have won the number of championships that he won if the elite players of each decade hadn't retired. I'm sorry, but what? Jordan was one of the elite players for his decade and his abilities and drive (yes, I said drive) pushed him well beyond what Larry and Magic did. Don't get me wrong, they were incredibly important figures in the evolution of the NBA, but there is a reason why Jordan is the undisputed best player of all time.
And really, talking about Jordan being an asshole when you include Isiah freaking Thomas on your list? I see your selection criteria and raise you some logic.