I'd never heard of the Florida Everblades before, but the guys in the pix look positively mortified having to wear those things.
OT: Biggest hockey jersey fail ever?
is a sin.
Looks like something most of the old dudes in Florida would wear around. Fits right in.
Its minor league hockey in FLORIDA, what do you expect.
It appears that one of the two teams plans on
*puts on sunglasses*
getting lit up.
I was gonna plus you for the embed, but then I saw the jersey and thought I'd neg you for perpetuating that jersey pic.
my eyes, they burn.
IIRC, the Toledo Storm used to have similar Christmas jerseys -- some hideous combination of green and red. Those jerseys and the hardcore fans yelling "KICK THEIR ASS" before the end of the national anthem (so classy) are the extent of my Toledo Storm memories.
Kick there ass at the end of the national anthem and the we're gonna wipe the shit out of you chant. The walleye is nothing compared to the storm days.
Yamma-hamma its fright night. The team name "Florida Everblades" might be the worst part. I wonder if they play in the Leaders or the Legends division, I mean who comes up with this stuff? AMIRITE?
... on the socks are a nice touch.
Really getting into the holiday spirit down there, aren't they?
hmm, everblade sounds like either:
a) A mythical weapon you gain by achieving level 77 experience on Final Fantasy 2;
b) A ladies' razor. In holiday-themed colors, of course.
That is fug-nasty. If they had to do that because they lost a bet, I wonder what they would have gotten if they had won.
have lost a terrible bet. A terrible terrible bet.
Look how "mighty" that duck is comming out of the ice! To be fair though that team never had a chance to have a decent jersey being saddled with such a horrible name. Since they dropped the 'Mighty' part the current ones aren't too horrible.
they are worse than any of these
You may be right, those look like little kids pajamas.
is the best of that lot.
eeeeeeeew. Nasty jerseys right there. I think the tuxedoes were my "favorites."
OMFG. You're right.
I almost messed myself at "Uterus Jersey."
Hey, that's not so bad!
I think they were going with a theme from the movie Rollerball, starring James Caan.
like a two-handed chop to the nuts from behind or the butt-end of the stick in somebody's mouth when the refs ain't looking.
Those jerseys look like they were trying to make the ugliest possible. They definitely succeeded.
Their shorts could be jorts
Those '80s Nugget jerseys look like they were designed by an Atari 2600 game developer. Dig Dug, maybe?
those are lame hockey jerseys, but would make for SWEET club lacrosse jerseys
its only missing a cowboy hat painted onto the helmet or spurs painted on the skates
If only they did have those, they would go quite perfectly with the big-ass-handcuffs and the giant belt buckle.
no clue, i think it might be the habs, or a CDN JR team.
stragely enough, i was looking for the silver alternates MSU wore around 2002, IIRC.
It's a throwback jersey the monteal canadiens wore last year.
WOW I wasnt really fan of the jerseys on Sat but now I am
The jerseys are bad enough, but minor league hockey in the everglades is the quintessence of "fail."