Alright. My IM inner-tube water polo team is thru to the semis. I play goalie and every time I reject some fool's shot (which is 100% of the time) I say a one-liner of trash talk just to get in their heads and lift the spirits of my teammates. You know, stuff like "THIS IS A BRICK WALL" and "WHY WOULD YOU TAKE THAT SHOT" and random stupid stuff. After two playoff games and enough shots on goal, I'm starting to reuse some lines and they're losing effectiveness. So MGoNerds, come up with some good lines for this MGoAthlete so that I can psychologically break down the other team. I smell an MVP trophy coming my way.
here's one vote for "John Beilein's head in a Futurama jar"