OT: Best Public Bathroom at UM?

So, out of boredom in the offseason, I figured now would be a good time to start a poll as to which public bathroom at UM is the best. Criteria to consider: -Cleanliness -Accessibility -Privacy -Wittiness of Graffiti -Intangibles My first place vote goes to the Chem Building atrium. -Cleanliness: A resounding meh, it's not Angell Hall or Ugli level disgusting, but it's not USB level polished, either. -Accessibility: Very high, right in the center of the Chem Building. -Privacy: Not too great, but its not near the creepiness level of the 4th floor Science Library bathrooms. -Wittiness of Graffiti: The best. While East Hall has some good math jokes, nothing can match one of the stalls in this bathroom. For about a full year two years back, there was a game of Scrabble taking place on the tiles of the wall, that ended up spanning the entire wall. In addition, I've seen graffiti about organic molecues, and a giant portrait of Gordon Freeman. After this portrait was painted over, this appeared in its place: -Intangibles: I spend half my life in the Chem Building, so this bathroom holds a special place in my heart. Close Runner-Up: Secret Faculty Locker Room in the IMSB. Although it might not fall into the public department, as you need a key to access the locker room, it has unmatched levels of privacy and cleanliness. So, what do you guys think?