Good to know there's some atheist/Unitarian that can take care of my pet Wolverine once I'm all naked and airborne.
OT: Because lately the apocaplypse doesn't seem so far off.
I think we have officially reached the end of the internet...
It only gets better from here. Trust me.
They're just collecting them . . .
you're telling me that the ferret at 1:14 wouldn't be at home on a footlong bun drenched in chili, mustard and chopped onions?
goddamn Shitzoo or Lasa Apsoo or Cockapoo. I'm feeding them all to my Lab... he's gotta eat, too, and I figure dog food production is gonna crater after the Rapture. That'll be the only time in their miserable lives that those tiny, useless dogs will have some value.
Come to think of it, that scenario reminds me of "A Boy and His Dog," although nobody will ever mistake me for Don Johnson.
Hadn't thought of that film in years. It was pretty f-ed up.
but, on a brighter note:
and will not accept responsibility to care for anyone's. After Armeggedon, (the rupture not rapture), all the animals will live outside the way they were meant to. The Lord comes with the archangel's voice because he is (The Archangel) sent to destroy the wicked with his heavenly army. If you think the earth is going to burned with fire, I ask this question, "What has the earth done wrong." As a precedent, what was destroyed during the flood? Violent, wicked people. Only Noah, his sons, their wives and the animals they collected together survived. (The Earth did too, of course.) Psalm 104:5 What corresponds to the arc today? If you don't know, you are not yet marked for survival. Hate to bust your bubble but you are now free to ding away.
If you're going to make a religiously charged statement, try to have it read intelligibly.
Dogs might be helpful during the time of God's wrath. I hear they like to lick and tend to boils and sores. That said, my dog is coming with me. If St. Peter has a no-dogs sign up on the gates, well, he and I can go a few rounds.
I'm gonna ask anyway.
Is this video a joke?
Say a family is taken in the rapture and they pay to have their poor little dog rescued. Don't you think the "rescuers" only plan is just to clean out all the valuables?
for the shirt. Joke or no joke, the shirt is awesome (After the Rapture Volunteer Pet Caretaker)