What a tool.
OT: Bass Fishing community rocked by cheating scandal
I thought the death penalty was overkill, but I thought that they would have docked the guy's program 5 scholarships a year, allowed the junior and senior bass to transfer without penalty, and prohibited him from post-season appearances for a 2-year period.
WON Bass will not pursue criminal charges against Hart, but the episode has tournament organizers around the country speaking out against cheating and seeking ways to prevent their events from being similarly tarnished.
Answer: Make them eat the fish. Mmmm, leady...
That guy just didn't have no sole.
For the halibut.
the fishing community is left with a black mark, thanks to this bass turd.
he did it for a few extra clams.
I had a sinking feeling this thread was perched to head in this direction.
must be fishing for points...
And drive a skate right though his heart, while we're at it.
is nothing to get all walleyed about.
He figured no one would catch him and everyone would fall for it hook, line, and sinker.
I was certain these accusations would prove to be bassless.
I'll go on record as saying that was a crappe thing he did.
I was sure this was going to be from the Onion, but I guess not.
ND is part of the Bass community
Haven't seen that in a while, thanks.
knock him off his perch. I do think the punishment is overgill though.
Holy shit I don't care!!!!!!!!!!!!
The jokes were funny, I'd just like to point out that this has been the second thread in the last 24 hours that devolved into making fish-related puns though. Something smells fishy to me.
There's no doubt aboat that, eh? /Canadian accent
They're like real estate agents trying to push us on a sal mon. /Jamaican accent
I'd bet there's goby another pun in this thread. You'd need some real mussel to stop anymore jokes in this community. I'd be whalin to lay my life on the line this ain't gonna stop. My fiance is yellin at me for the puns, so I lobster over the deck. She was gettin on my nerves any way cause alligator was a turtle sundae for our anniversary and not a ring from man-o-war jewelers.
Am I gonna have to nail this through your hammerhead? Cuz it seems like your great white ass isn't gonna make sense of all my jokes.
Cheaters should be put on Death Roe.
Hold on, let's scale this back a bit. Who shad all over this thread with puns? If it was a girl, we should sinker in the ocean for cracken so many jokes. She'll swim with the fishes. It'll net us a good profit if we just drop these shenanigans now and stop with this croc o' malarkey. You're bound to catch the marine ich (look it up) if you keep on with all of this.
And you're bound to get your bass handed to you.