OT: Bachelor party ideas

Where's King of Belch when you need him? He was the native Omahan (Omaha-ite?). Oh well. Good luck.

1. Bag of poop

2. Lighter

3. Warren Buffett's address

Have everyone predict the depth chart for the season opener and also the final score to each game this season with a short paragraph about how the game will play out.  Then have everyone post the depth charts and season projections on MGoBlog for discussion.

First congratulations, I just had my Derby bachelor and had a great time. I understand the no strippers, not my thing either.

One idea that my best man suggested that would have been fun was paintball. After a quick google search I found a place called husker paintball in that area; looks like they they do group events and you can grill, bring drinks, and what not.  Good luck!

Only one other choice in Omaha...

Its the only thing left, really. The over-21 crowd can drink up, while the under-21 crowd enjoys the sodas.

Also, there's a casino on the river in Omaha (I know this from the one-and-only time I went to Omaha). Take the kids home around 10 PM, and head on over with your groomsmen. There's nothing wrong with doing that.

I went to a Tiger's game for my bachelor party - pretty sweet.  Strippers aren't my thing either, plus I didn't want to witness my father getting a lap dance.  Golf is a good idea for the all ages crowd.  

I think the best thing to do, though, would be to hop in the car, drive the hour to Lincoln, and have a little conversation with Tom Osborne about joining the Big Ten - make sure you have U of M gear on.  In the process,  you can steal the 1997 championship back.   

This might sound tacky/trashy, but I don't understand men who aren't in to strip clubs. I mean, I understand religion and respecting women and shit, but strip clubs are awesome. I love going to the strip club.

Not criticizing, but just saying, man...have u ever been to one? Even when you are getting consistent lovin' at home from a fine lady, they still excite.

I love Gentlemen's Clubs.

I used to live in Nebraska, Omaha is analogous to Detroit (without Pro Sports or Nice Suburbs). I would suggest heading to Lincoln (college town, capital). The two cities are about 40 miles apart, so it would be easy enough to arrange transportation to Lincoln and find some bars or something to do...

compared to Sioux City, where I had to spend a summer.  I'm sure you'll be able to find something to do.  Maybe there's a minor league baseball game?

FUCK. SHIT. UP.

"I love having fun, but the cleaner the better for me"

You lost me on that line. This is supposed to be a bachelor party right?

If you are into watersports and have a place to do it this is pretty awesome. This is video from my buddy's fourth annual bachelor party at his cottage. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRRbT4IOSu0

1. Chicks

2. Guns

3. Fire trucks

4. Hookers

5. Drugs

6. Food

You can't go wrong.

Rent powder blue tuxes for everyone in the group. A friend did this for his bachelor party in Chicago and it was incredibly fun, with lots of attention from women. Got a nice little rash from the polyester too.

Play some football under the lights. I think Omaha has some lighted fields to play at.  After the game watch some classic UM games at a Brother-in-Laws house or one of her relatives in Omaha and drink beer, margaritas and a few shots.

There's a big Harrah's casino on the east side of the MO River (in IA). I think everyone will have to be 18...but they have the traditional big buffet and you can play black jack, other games of chance or the slot machines.

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Find a place that teaches Archery.  You're going to have to defend your woman, might as well learn archery.

nothing.....was going to suggest something that involves sheep, whipped cream, an egg beater and licorice but I guess that's been done to death by now....

We went skydiving for my Bachelor party. It was awesome.