OT - Bachelor Party Ideas?

Oh and dont "enter" the entertainment unprotected.

Also, don't have you bachelor party filmed, no matter what the producers of the Jerry Springer show have told you, they will show the video in front of your fiancee and the studio audience.

Key West? Does Michigan recognize that kind of marriage?

Do whatever you can do to completely piss off your bride-to-be so she calls the whole thing off, allowing you to continue to have a misery free life.

Sounds like you are about 25 or so. Way too young to give up.

Be the sharing kind of guy and have your wife-to-be strip at the party. Shouldn't create any odd moments in the future or anything like that. I told my wife she could come to mine if she did...she declined. It's still worth a shot.

I arranged a trip to Jackson Hole for eight guys a couple of years ago. It cost about $800 per. I'm thinking if you chose a resort closer to a major airport (i.e. Denver), you might be able to go to Keystone or A-Basin and stay within your budget. Most major ski areas have a "reservations" group that can assist with lodging, airfare and ground transport. Usually, if you do it thru them, they can package everything up and discount the total price. You'll definitely want to stay someplace with a village or town (Jackson Hole does not). That way you can walk to different places for dinner/drinks. Have Fun!

Paintballing has always sounded like a good idea to me.

to find very reasonably priced condos pretty much anywhere you want to go. Use it almost everytime I go on vacation now and it is amazing the difference it can make in price and experience.

Ton of places in the mountains for skiing out west but I suggest you book soon or you will be SOL.

We went camping for both my brothers' bachelor parties. Once to Reed and Green in the UP and the other to Minister Creek in PA. Awesome times and cheap. Biggest expense = Beer.

go to Joshua Tree
put on a U2 record for me

oh and fyi
do new orleans
seriously.

i'd gladly help your best man plan the entire trip, you can make it a drive to remember (only 18-20 hrs and with a bunch of guys is way easier than it is for me, my wife and dog), and the city is a blast. not to mention extremely cost effective given the drink/fun to cost ratio. strip clubs are free to get into, tons of 2 for 1 deals on beer and the food is epic.

i'm extremely serious on helping your best man plan it and doing what i can for a fellow alum. i am finishing law school here and would be happy to help make it an epic time.

Diving distance, bars open to 4am, affordable.

I know you said around March but I went to the Kentucky Derby for my bachelor party and it couldn't have been better. Go to Louisville on Thursday and leave on Sunday. Spend Thursday night downtown Louisville and then spend Friday at the Kentucky Oaks and then go out on the town and then Saturday at the Derby. Do pre derby tailgating on Saturday morning UL's football stadium parking lot which is basically right next to Church Hill downs. When I went we were up until 5a every night and woke up around 10a. Oh at the Derby just go into the infield which when I went was $50 and all you have to do is on the day of the derby walk up to the gate and hand $50 to a ticket taker.

Alot of fun!

im actually going to be an usher at one of my buddy's wedding in may, and hes having his bachelor's party in march as well...the guys in the wedding party are going to vegas 3/18 weekend, first weekend of march madness baby! i plan on putting everything on michigan to win, then use the winnings to pay for the weekend

I know it sounds cliche but... if you're doing this during the first weekend of the NCAA tourney there is ABSOLUTELY no better place to be that week than Las Vegas. The weather is beautiful, women are everywhere, and you can WATCH ALL THE GAMES ON TVs BIGGER THAN YOUR HOUSE! You can even look into maybe having all your buddies chip in and rent out a private viewing area at one of the books.

I go to Vegas 3 times a year, in August and before Xmas (when it's dirt cheap and casinos are giving rooms away) and the first weekend of March Madness. Round trip air from the D and hotel for 4 guys per room would run you around 500 per person. Anything else to spend is gravy. I think with 1k per man it could be a hell of a fun weekend.

Dead Hookers seem to be a popular option on the boards here, whether you're a coach or otherwise.

I have celebrated bachelor parties in Ann Arbor, Windsor, NYC, Chicago, Las Vegas, New Orleans and Amsterdam. All of those parties were awesome and each place has a lot going for it. NYC and Chicago are fun but expensive. Las Vegas and New Orleans can be surprisingly affordable and are both awesome, with my personal preference being New Orleans.

I recommend Amsterdam if you are feeling adventurous. If you get a flight in the off season, it isn't that expensive and is an amazing place.

If not Amsterdam, I would recommend Vegas since you've been to New Orleans.

a 4 Day Cruise in the Bahamas are under $300.

My wife and I have a condo in Ft. Lauderdale that we spend time at in the winter months...lots going on all the time and the nightlife is nice. In addition, with the port, you can hop on cruise ships for 1 to 3 day cruises in the Bahamas for super cheap (as they are just looking to fill up the boat...last minute deals are awesome...three day cruise with hotel for $65 a night/pp).

Furthermore, with all the cruise traffic, flights to FLL are pretty cheap if you can time buying the tickets right.

Take the water taxi around the intercoastal and bar hop is another nice Ft. Lauderdale treat!

Key West, IMO, is too pricey and over crowded.

A little unconventional, but this is the place we went for mine. Not a ton to do, but a great place to hang out and if you go in the winter, there's a huge hill in the back. Head to the local Walmart, get some sleds and you'll have a great time. I know it sounds ridiculous, but it was a ton of fun.

http://www.trails.com/rentals/propertyna.asp?vacation=0129_Mesick_Michigan

Come down here to Kentucky for the KY Derby. The week leading up to it is amazing. There is always something going on and everyone should experience The Oaks (Friday) and Derby (Sat) once before they die. You could get a nice group of box seats fairly reasonable or you could have a blast in the infield. The bars and clubs stay open until 6 am that Thur. Fri. and Sat.

If you are into golf you could also play a round at Valhalla CC. PGA caliber course.

It is a blast!

coke and hookers

Cocaine snorting donkey.

The OP rejects just about every suggestion for one reason or another.

He also says he got a "condo on the Thames" for about 750 Whacky European Dollars or Pounds or Gay Cheesedicks or something.

He also says a buddy of his "blew out a knee" skiing or trying to fuck a goat or something.

You know what? This is one of those threads that guys start because they are boring little 13-year old shits or middle-aged boring shits who never leave the house and try to sound cool to the rest of the phony MgoCommunity.

And they get 48 replies from guys who try to sound just as cool. To wit: "Hey, old boy. Try hopping over to Greenland via the Greenland Express Speedboat. It picks you up in Nova Scotia, drops you off in Mkkktyhrrbvhrup Ppptruooeterwq, Greenland for a week of fantabulous skiiing under the midnight sun, some stupenduriffic seal meat eating, and before you know it, you and your equally desperate (and soon to be divorced) betrothed are back home in time to tell your future mother-in-law that you are indeed pregnant, and she will have her 67th grrandchild in time to celebrate her 47th birthday.

Look just do what everyone else on cyberspace does: elope and lie to her that you'll take her on a honeymoon once your Big Idea of a pepper-powered car takes off and you and shee strike it rich. Meantime, she needs to get a second job, learn how to mow the lawn, and cook and clean while you sit in the basement and try to perfect your idea of the pepper-powered car.