This is a follow up to my announcement that my wife and I are having a baby. We found out yesterday that we are having a boy! Baby Jonah will be here in July and a freshman at Michigan fall of 2029!
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Congrats! So will he be more offensive or defensive focused?
Defense, obviously -- even the infants and ball boys are going to be focused on defense.
Hope he doesn't encounter any whales/large fish-like beasts.
He better be a mid-level or higher 4*.
I hope so too! Would be nice not to have to pay for school ;)
What heartless person negged this?
I bet he/she is infertile.
He/she's don't usually get much action
Are you the baby daddy? Is that why you keep posting this picture?
Congrats. And remember, it's never too early to teach a kid about pad level.
Thats right!! remember Bill Cosby teaching Little Cosby to play when he was just this big!
"Come 'ere boy. now hit me! run through me! <boom!> see, ya did it wrong! now get back up get back up! do it again! Pretty soon he's bigger and stronger and you dont want him to hit you anymore cuz it hurts when he hits you..."
and then couldn't delete the first one.
haha unfortunate mistake. It made you look a little like a jerk in the original spot haha! Here though its just funny!
Thats for sure. If this were during the season, or during Spring Practice, I would not have posted. We are in the middle of a dead period though so I thought "why not?"
I don't have a problem with the post, but with MBB in the tournament in three days, it's not really a dead period.
Whatever works I guess.
He doesn't like talking or reading about babies
Haha been reading the Rivals message board? Danger was never his last name, I liked it for a middle name. For a variety of reasons. Wife is against it, so wont happen. Oh well!
I hear 'Scott' is a great first name, and 'Dreisbach' is a great middle name.
Congratulations. Noah, Jonah...whatever. :)
Have you taken your info to one of those places that takes your 40 time and your wife's 40 time and projects what your baby's 40 time will be?
At five months pregnant? Even an Alabama fan would think that's over-the-top. They probably did it beforehand.
Also, gotta do the powerclean test. Very important to measure explosive strength.
Yeah. As in before he proposed. Isn't that part of the vetting process for any potential wife? Mr. Marinovich told me it was.
Yeah and it just said "Slow" haha. Both myself and my wife were pretty good athletes. I was a football and baseball player. She was a soccer player.
... the TomVH batsignal up? We need more information about this young man, pronto.
At six pounds seven ounces, he's going to be ideal as a slot ninja on the team Rodriguez's son coaches in 2030.
Congrats on completing procreation and adding to the species. Some of us still haven't figured out where that thingy goes.
Congrats my friend, and I like the name choice. I hope you and your family live long and prosper.
Apparently you dont. Well you do enough to comment. Cheer up.
seriously people - STOP WITH THE AIDENs!!!
Congrats! I hereby propose that you name him: Jonah Denard Cali4uofm.
That has a nice ring to it. Hopefully he will have the smile to honor the name!
My mother (and fellow alum) likes to say, "Kids are great, but they are better when they go to Michigan". I am her kid, and I went there, so I did OK for myself.....
My wife and I find out in about 2 hours if we're going add to the softball team or football team.
She's due August 3rd.
My wife is due with our first child in 5 weeks. Baby boy. Can't wait. Unfortunately, I fear no child of mine will ever play D1 sports. But maybe he can let people copy off his hw and stay elligible?
my congratulations (to both fathers-to-be) because my avatar is waiting.
Have the mothers reported kicking skills yet?
Congratulations! Best of luck to you and your family, cali4uofm.
My parents raised me on Michigan (literally) since the day of my birth. They put a Michigan football in the crib with me, and put the caption "Michigan, class of 2015." Maybe it's good luck, I don't know, but it couldn't hurt for your son. Just saying.
congrats man i hope he goes to michigan and wins a national championship or a few goblue
Congrats to you and your wife! And Go Blue!