My wife is an avid Glee fan and occasionally I catch a scene or two -- anyway, there was an awesome one-liner on the show tonight:
"You ever look at a map? Ohio is like a giant turd that Michigan just can't pinch off."
There was also a reference in a prior episode to Michigan dominating Ohio in recruiting. See link:
http://storify.com/RLenziBlade/glee-fans-the-flames-of-the-ohio-state-michigan-r
"My wife"...
Had to throw in the
Had to throw in the disclaimer, but I must admit the show is pretty funny. I will watch it with the wife if there are no other options.
Man card revoked
Man card revoked
I watch the Bachelor with my
I watch the Bachelor with my wife and I like it. I have the balls to admit it. Glee, though? Dude...
Hail.
No.
Absolutely not. You cannot watch some shitfest like the Bachelor then try and dog another fool for watching a slightly less shitty shitfest like Glee. "Reality" shows are the most wretched filth on television. And I don't mean filth in any moral sense. They are just absolute dreck.
My wife loves the Bachelor,
My wife loves the Bachelor, so it is required viewing. Happy wife, happy life.
Here is the key for men/sports fans to watching the Bachelor: Realize that what it actually is is a tournament. Just like the NCAA Big Dance. So if you have to watch it, turn it into a sporting event.
So what I do after the second episode is to create a mental bracket of the Elite Eight, the Final Four, the Final, and the winner. I have my wife do the same thing.
It makes watching it much more interesting. When Emily dumped (Shawn?) early, we let out a loud groan as if Kentucky had lost in the first round.
M'Dog
You've got to check out Duck
You've got to check out Duck Dynasty. Great show.
I will alert my husband, who
I will alert my husband, who is close to getting me addicted to "Gallery Girls"
dreck
This is a word I should use more often.
Does brass balls = no
Does brass balls = no brains?
Because admitting something like that outside of your "group session" seems a whole lot more like the latter to me? But maybe that's just me.
Go Blue!
You might want ..
To inform Shane Morris...he tweeted the same info, and seems to like Glee too.
Mom, MGrad and life long fan living in So Cal
he is allowed
Shane is still in high school.
Go Blue...
While I do tend to agree with
While I do tend to agree with man card being revoked since this is a little strange, the girlfriend always gives me the sad puppy eyes when she wants me to watch one of her girly shows.
Don't underestimate the power of the sad puppy eyes. Kills me every time.
When the ADept sells special jerseys and gear, you'll see my picture next to the targeted customer crowd. A sheep.....but a Blue one.....
Perhaps, however bonus points for
Shorts Huma lupa licious. It's an awesome beer and I suggest drinking it while smoking a nice cigar. Amazing.
"Touchdown... No flags!!"
Founder and current Commisioner of the ITGPD - Internet Tough Guy Police Department, est. 2012
I recently went back to
I recently went back to Michigan last week and had this at the Bells Brewery in Kzoo. Hops like whoa, but it went down quickly!
"No other options" meaning
"No other options" meaning that your cable inexplicably loses all channels except the Glee one and you break all of your limbs, rendering yourself incapable of doing anything but watch television?
"No other options"
You do realize that there was a Thursday night NFL game right?
All right Lemmings. Bring the heat.
Yes. I was watching the bears
Yes. I was watching the bears game but my wife yelled at me to come watch this one-liner from Glee. I thought it was awesome so I posted it here.
No other options?
Bears at Green Bay
Rutgers at South Florida.
US Open replays
Pawn Stars
Hell, even watching Tigers / White Sox rain delay filler on FSD would be better.
"...what do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?"
"Fix the cigarette lighter."
Hardcore Pawn
Go watch Hardcore Pawn!
The option to gouge your eyes out with a spoon
Always exists.
Yeah...
And "my friend" yells at video games so much that his neighbor thinks he's filming porn.
I can only continue to reference the fact that I live in an onion factory.
What kind of porn?
What kind of porn?
Nice Nick Swardson
Nice Nick Swardson reference!!
Something tells me that porn
Something tells me that porn with only one voice in it - a guy's voice - might not sell very well. Your neighbor really needs to brush up on his understanding of porn markets.
Yup
Yea, Corbin Fisher's already got that market cornered.
(should be obvious, but don't come cryin to me if you google that at work!)
The world looks better through maize mirror tint.
My wife is an avid Glee
My wife is an avid Glee fan and occasionally I catch a scene or two
Mgoblog is a caring, non-judgemental community. You can tell us all about your Season One DVD Boxed Set that you got Jane Lynch to autograph. We accept you for who you are, ya musical loving freak.
Spoiler alert
We watch it on the west coast, and 'my wife' has to check mgoblog every hour. So thanks for ruining the best hour of her week.
Next thread: Better quarterback...Shoelace or Finn?
And can we get a UFR on some of these dance numbers?
I wonder what Bucknuts is saying about
that one lmao
We hate Michigan State. We don't like Penn State too. We don't care for Minnesota, Wisconsin or Notre Dame but we all hate O-S-U.
Michigan Blue 2008 block M hockey jersey still for sale for 50.00. FREE S/H
What's this Glee you speak
What's this Glee you speak of?
it's OK...
that you like Glee.
...just one man's opinion.
If Shane Morris is a Glee
If Shane Morris is a Glee fan, then it is fine for men to be Glee fans
they must know shane morris
they must know shane morris is a huge fan..
This thread
is EXACTLY what I was expecting. Seriously, now, you can't put this line:
My wife is an avid Glee fan and occasionally I catch a scene or two
in a post and expect us to just go with it.
new acronym alert
MWIAAGFAOICASOT. My wife is an avid Glee fan and occasionally I catch a scene or two
Go Blue...
MTs from Michigan have been
MTs from Michigan have been on Glee. Our department is Top 3, no joke.
Abort, Retry, Fail?
Thank you
One of the main charcters went to U of M - so aren't Glee references the same as Kate Upton references now?
And yes, an ex got me into the show and it's funny, nothing to be embarassed about. Also, that whole "man card" thing came from a Miller Lite commercial. Anything representing watered down beer does not represent masculinity.
sparksofattraction.com
Wow, pro Glee, anti Miller Lite
You wanna move back to China now you Communist?
Miller Lite is only marginally better than most Chinese beers
Like most Chinese beers, there's not enough malt and they don't do much more than wave a handful of hops in its general direction.
I do get a good laugh out of the idea that drinking Miller Lite has anything to do with manliness.
Where's Charlie Bauman when you need him?
You're missing the bigger point
... He's pro Glee. You can drink moonshine right off the back of a hillbillys truck for all I care, but if you support Glee, it wouldn't matter. Miller Lite is not a great beer, agreed, but I'd drink it off the ground before I watched a second of Glee. Just sayin'.
lite beer is awful.
If you want water, drink water.
If you want beer, drink beer.
Miller lite is awful, even for lite beer. I have to imagine it tastes worse than piss.
There is nothing communistic about hating on a shitty lite beer that is probably the worst of lite beers.
Wasting away in Ohio, a Wolverine in a sea of red and grey
Upvoted
for beer snobish comments. Sad but true reality - American lite beer is 99% pee
Edit: Oops - forgot I can't upvote until October. Ha. Well, would if I could, check's in the mail..
"Touchdown... No flags!!"
Founder and current Commisioner of the ITGPD - Internet Tough Guy Police Department, est. 2012
If I could get you an early
If I could get you an early return ticket without too much work, I would. This is a perfect example of how to get yourself out of Bolivian and back home. Good stuff.
Disgruntled former moderator. I got a lot of problems with you people!
Ah,
the "prophet" is a kind prophet.. I thank thee.
Rather much unlike James Earl Jones in Conan the Barbarian, who was a mean prophet...
"Touchdown... No flags!!"
Founder and current Commisioner of the ITGPD - Internet Tough Guy Police Department, est. 2012
Also, that whole "man card"
Also, that whole "man card" thing came from a Miller Lite commercial.
It's been around longer than that.
Hey guys, LOOK! This guy has
Hey guys, LOOK! This guy has a wife!
"It would be a travesty, it would be ridiculous to all of a sudden come back and get the feeling back, get the health back, feel good again and then all of a sudden go throw some other colors on my shirt and go coach."
COugh CouGH *beard* COUGH!
COugh CouGH *beard* COUGH!
Hail.
My wife . . .
My wife . . . has never watched Glee. Good wife, she is. FTR/FTW, neither have I.
I am preparing to watch "Pineapple Express." As soon as I post this.
"It does not matter how many times you get knocked down, but how many times you get up." Vince Lombardi
My son . . .
was invited to a school musical a few years ago.
His comment? "Why would I want to go? I already know what's going to happen: they're going to sing, they're going to dance, they're going to talk a lot. Why would I want to go?"
"It does not matter how many times you get knocked down, but how many times you get up." Vince Lombardi
You could make a similar
You could make a similar argument about a football game: "They're going to run, they're going to pass, they're going to tackle a lot.*"
*GERG-coached teams excepted
"My wife"...