No real point to this other than I thought this was pretty funny and worth the read. TPryor made the list (for obvious reasons lol). Ozzie Guillen has like 6 of the top 50. Leyland as well.
"Northwestern fans can be both heartened and disheartened by the loss to Minnesota just like how nineteenth-century resurrectionists were heartened when they pried a heart from a freshly-buried corpse and then disheartened it when they sold it to a disreputable anatomist."