Does anyone else think Al Borges is the type of guy who orders a salad to be "healthy" and then just douses it in Ranch dressing and bacon bits?
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That's so funny. Your username is exactly what I exasperatedly uttered upon reading your post.
I did the exact same thing just reading the title.
Ugh, we need to get the voting working again.
OMG, you are totally so right! I knew there was something fishy about him!
This likely affects his ability to diagram plays, what with the ranch dressing spilled all over. I bet he even gets bacon bits lodged in the projector so he can't watch film.
It's not easy being Gorgeous. I think the OP should step off.
Worst. Post. Ever.
Edit, upvoting your own shitty post doesn't make it better.
It is hard to argue with the OP's content. He must have been thinking about this ever since Coach Borges was hired.
Considering the OP's handle, this is the most appropriate image I think could be mustered under the circumstances.
So THAT's the joke!
This is pretty comical. I lol'd.
I don't think he knows what a salad is, actually. Probably just thinks that shit is what people put on burgers and is confused as to why there is so much burger topping at the buffet.
so you are saying he is an american?
My bad. My first cat picture posting no longer works. Oh well, probably for the best.
the cats always win buddy.
I bet he gorges.
for even clicking on this post. I should have expected something like this.
Or a "confidential" report from a waiter who served him something unhealthy but doesn't want to say exactly what it was for fear of losing his job.
Ranch and bacon are encouraged on a salad. So there.
Someone must fill the "fat coach" joke void left behind by the firing of Charlie Weis.
I find this really funny.
Why does everyone take themselves so damn seriously? The fact that I was negged 26 points or whatever the running total is at now for making this joke is unbelievable. Everyone needs to lighten up. The man loves ranch dressing. I didn't think that was a major point of contention.
Because the post, and the poster, was stupid and added nothing to mgo.
The post and the poster ARE stupid and add nothing to mgo. If you're going to try and insult me and call me stupid at least use proper grammar. Go back to Wyoming.
you're omnipotent and clairvoyant and you didn't see this coming?
General rule of thumb: If you're going to make a joke, make sure it's funny. Because this is the result when it isn't.
The Hokeamaniacs don't wish to laugh at things because football is about tough and aggressive not laugh.
I agree with you, the commenters on this board have lost it.
How is this an example that people on this board have lost it? Regardless of who the coach is and how people feel about him, this post is stupid. There is no humor or cleverness or anything of value in this post. Your negative vibe is getting pretty annoying
Just let him be a miserable schmuck. His life is so hard! He's a junior in college!
You are a fucking retard. You know so little about me it's stupid.
I'm not a junior in college. I haven't been for a number of years.
Go back to your MLive shanty.
Being 20 would make your posts sort of understandable. Entitled and selfish, but almost expected. Instead you just come across as sad and angry. No one buys the "this is just a joke" line from you. Everyone knows your attitude on Hoke. You're secretly hoping the program crashes (further) into flames, just so you can run here and say you were right.
And no, I don't know anything about you. Judging by your actions, I'll consider that a positive.
You should really think twice about everything you think you know about me and my attitude. I don't have to explain myself to a random poster, but I don't hope the program fails so I can come on a website and claim I was right. That is the stupidest thing I can think of right now. In all probability I won't be coming to this site at all as I will have a job that will actually take up most of time with, you know, meaningful work. I come here now to express my opinions about the program because I have a lot of extra time with my current position and some of you are so fucking stupid you can't take a differing opinion than your own and degenerate to personal attacks. That is the action of a 6 year old. It really is.
Consider whatever you want, but first I would consider trying to allow your tiny brain to allow for a differing opinion without turning into a fucking child.
Is this your Bouje/McFarlin ad hominem filled meltdown for the week?
You tell him personal attacks are the action of a 6 year old after you call him fucking stupid? Pot meet kettle.
I thought 2008 was your freshman year?
Think of it as a riddle. What has a freshmen year in 2008 and hasn't had a junior year in a number of years?
or someone who dropped out of college after his Freshman or Sophomore year.
Dude, it's a joke. It's funny. This board is like a moron in the audience of a comedy show that sits there and says "that's not funny."
Get over yourselves. Al Borges is fat as fuck. It's funny. Shit Hoke is fat as fuck too. We have the stay-puft marshmallow coaching staff of the B1G.
It may be (mildly?) funny to you but obviously most people don't think it's funny enough to justify it's own thread. The negs have nothing to do with Hoke. If anyone's defensive it's probably because the thread is gratuitous and autofellating. The OP is actually shocked SHOCKED people aren't recognizing his genius and slapping him five for creating a thread for a joke that's as trite as it is juvenile. I'd seriously prefer threads created for yo momma jokes.
Really? Because there are so many wonderful topics to cover lately? We wouldn't want to clog up the board so we can make room for the 1,000th offer thread for some kid who will show us no interest whatsoever... in case you haven't noticed it's the fucking off-season. There is a basketball game tomorrow, but other than that and hockey updates there is nearly nothing to fill up the board. It was a fucking joke. I thought it was funny. Deal with it.
It's basically like (mgo) Jesus Christ is a professional comic and I don't think his routine is funny. Oh my God what is my problem???? I really ought to deal with this seriously.
How do you know he likes ranch dressing? You are jumping to conclusions. He might not even eat salads.
You should be thanking your father that the negs are disabled.
You totally forgot to end this with "Amirite?".
I thought some of my posts sucked!
Personally, Borges can look like Jabba the Hut and roll around the Big House on a throne carried by scout teamers if he can establish a decent run game and score some points, as far as I am concerned.
Who doesn't like Ranch dressing and bacon? I would take a bath in that shit right now if I had enough in the fridge to fill up the tub.