OT-According to "Science", Sports Fans Drink...
Apparently some researchers have discovered that A) tailgaters are often drunk, and B) sports fans like to drink.
I don't know about you, but this was clear to me at age 15 or so, and without the benefit of a PhD. The follow on recommendation is something to the effect of "people should drink less at sporting events, but it isn't going to happen". F'in brilliant.
January 19th, 2011 at 8:43 AM ^
Immersion in the "community". You know, for research, 'n shit.
January 19th, 2011 at 8:44 AM ^
Who'd a thunk it
January 19th, 2011 at 8:48 AM ^
Only MSU,OSU, Philly and New York fans shouldn't be able to drink at sporting events.
I, for one, will not be putting my tailgating into the slow lane. My Jager coolers were a huge hit the past two years on the golf course. I am happy to say it'll be back for a third year and you all are welcome to swing by for shots!
January 19th, 2011 at 11:43 AM ^
Don't forget about WVU fans. That Backyard Brawl is an ugly (yet brilliant) spectacle regardles of the score.
January 19th, 2011 at 3:28 PM ^
See you in September...
January 19th, 2011 at 9:20 AM ^
for this groundbreaking researcher! It's time to join the pantheon of scientists along side those that proved men like sex, fat kids love cake, and Columbus smells bad.
January 19th, 2011 at 9:30 AM ^
I want to know how much money it took to conduct that study, it better have been free.
January 19th, 2011 at 9:42 AM ^
LOL made my day. Or atleast my morning...
January 19th, 2011 at 9:46 AM ^
The great philosopher Jesse Pinkman:
"Yeah Mr. White! Yeah Science!"
January 19th, 2011 at 9:54 AM ^
Common places to drink that include sports
1. Before- tailgate
2. During- while golfing or bowling
3. After- at sports bar
January 19th, 2011 at 12:21 PM ^
You forgot 2. During - out of a flask inside the stadium while enjoying a Michigan victory.
January 19th, 2011 at 10:20 AM ^
I'd like to be a test subject for this study
January 19th, 2011 at 11:55 AM ^
i'd assume that all "research materials" are provided
January 19th, 2011 at 4:15 PM ^
I'm sure we've all smoked a joint and stared at a $20 bill, but have you smoked a joint and watched Denard play? He's a (boysized) man amongst (mansized) boys.