OT: Absolutely Anything...except CC

Submitted by jhackney on

After a day of neverending CC threads and mind numbing threads, I think it is time to unload on Mississippi St. While we were concerned about Jim Harbaugh's bowel movements, Mississippi's student body was having a early 1990's rave with glow sticks. I want to start this thread to pump up our fan base regardless of what coach you want to see. We can all agree on we want to see Michigan win tomorrow. It is time to send some humorous/pump up posts the way of the boys who represent us. What do ya got?

Here is a starter:

Miss St. Waste Management:

 

Probably will be deleted, so get them in. Time to channel your fustrations of CC and the season...against Miss St

JBE

December 31st, 2010 at 1:46 PM ^

sawing off the pavement 
repenting their past lives 
might i be the only payment left 
to be left behind 
clay and pigment footsteps 
rust it boiling clean 
our bull let in linguistics 
that only we can breathe 

i gotta prayer that'll make you theirs now 
beneath sepulchers 
raise your entrails as an offer 

fondling with pitchforks 
in a cattle prodded sea 
signaling the sedatives 
to emaciate their queen 
bowing in constriction 
anytime you leave 
we snuffed ourselves an angel 
and cut her by the wings 

i gotta prayer that'll make you theirs now 
beneath sepulchers 
raise your entrails as an offer