This won't end well.
Tennessee is not recruiting well just because they got 18 dudes
This won't end well.
I'm on break at work and I almost veered off the road in rage. Change the thread title so us maniacs don't think it was Malik.
Driving and reading MGoBlog? WTF is right.
Logged in as I pulled into a fast food joint.
I was less than pleased reading the headline
and I almost had an accident.
But this occasion calls for it, and I'd like to see every member of the MGoBoard do the same. This could not have been an accident. John Corbin needs a trip to Bolivia. As someone who is familiar with earning the wrath of the Board for unpopular or contrarian opinions, I think I know very well the difference between differences of viewpoints and mere trolling.
I'm here for the negbang.
Actually, this is turning into an unintended posbang
I upvoted you because I couldn't stand seeing someone say something was turning into a Posbang with zero upvotes.
So that's what it feels like to be on Scare Tactics.
My heart rate reached a level that I don't care to admit.
Same here man, same here.
Could you please put McDowell's first name in the thread title? I feel like you did that on purpose just to screw with me.
That was on purpose.
I'm only 99% positive.
On the internet, the only thing that is certain, is that nothing is certain.
How would you phrase "the only thing that is certain, is that nothing is certain" on opposite day?
So "nothing is certain" is uncertain, therefore making everything certain?
No Jonny meant that the OP did it specifically to screw with Jonny because Jonny resides in the center of all orbiting worlds.
But now that you've clicked on the post for clarity, I don't think anyone else will make the same presumption.
I'm pretty sure that's not how the internet works.
I respect you. I hate you and I hope your Christmas sucks, but I respect you.
Oh Good, OP posted in comments. More places to neg.
the negative 90 or so he's at now has no impact on his point total. the two comments he's put into this post however, negging those does ding his mgopoints.
I think you just scared the crap out of everyone on here...
Oh he's got jokes!
Care to feign kicking my dog while you're at it?
What you did there...I see it. Was just about to commence the panic and run around screaming cycle.
That is all.
I've hated John Corbin ever since he was the DJ on that Alaska show, now I hate him even more!
And to anyone that "almost swerved off the road" when seeing McDowell to Ole Miss- stop Mgoblogging while driving!!!!!!
I had a Laquon Treadwell flashback there, was about to check Twitter for pictures of cash
You suck. Ya jackass.
in b4 delete.
Heh heh heh.
He put OT in the title, nothing to see here.
*heart rate gradually reduces to normal levels*
Suprising, he was a huge LSU lean. I guess that's what happens when it takes in-state kids take that long to commit.
Pos'd for well played sir. I hope this doesn't get deleted or edited or anything. This was perfect.
You got me
Well played, asshole.
Well played, indeed.
First reaction: OLE MISS AGAIN! YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!
Reaction after seeing it wasn't Malik: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Well played, sir. Well played.
I laughed, and then realized news like this will probably happen anyways. At this point, my soul dong is in a constant state of being prepared to be punched.
Expect all bad news, and you can only be pleasantly surprised. Think that may be the official tag line of the 2013 Wolverines.
Reaction upon seeing thread: Fuck you!!
Reaction after opening thread: Fuck you!!
This gave me a much needed laugh on the last day of work for the year
FU for it being your last day of work for the year!
FU for having a job where you read Mgoblog during work!
has met its intended goal. Thanks for scary moment, OP. Downvotes for you.
This is a stupid post. That is as polite as I can put it.
Thank you for messing with our collectively fragile emotions. You are my first downvote.
You're getting my downvote for almost ruining my day. Otherwise, Internet high-five to you!
You got me. No hard feelings. Merry Christmas to you!
/ Shakes again, with meaning this time
What!?! Ole Miss gets another one of our recruits? First Treadwell, now Mcdowells? This staff sucks. can't close on Hand, now this. Im going back to america
I know what you mean,Les is really losing these big recruit battles. First Hand to Bama now this. I feel like this will cost him own the road.
I can't believe you did this to us!
Logged in to down vote you.
Hope you're happy.
As did I. RELEASE THE NEGBANG!!!
I almost had to use some wet wipes!
got everybody freaking out with that one!
Cruel and unusual punishment after Campbell. Damn you sir.
It was a well played trolling. That said, it had me enraged that it was Ole Miss. If it would have been MSU, OSU, Florida, Alabama, I would have been like, "Oh, that sucks, Malik picked one of those schools..."
So it wasn't just the trick, it was the school that got me fired up beyond finding the humor, while I can appreciate what you did.
Would name the OP "Dick of the Week".
of sorts. Anyway, Ole Miss must have greener money & prettier girls than LSU.
Wow. Good one.
John Corbin meet Sean Penn.
I was waiting for someone to post the negbang, thank you!
Holy Beezus. Glad I opened and read before smashing my phone and leaping into oncoming traffic.
Thank you for the reminder we all take these things a little too seriously. I feel appropriately admonished for my miniature panic attack. Well done!
are a dick!
I can be your doug
+1 for you, sir.
Hallmark channel Christmas movie marathon, dick!
That is great!
Your post is bad and you should feel bad.
Thank you. I was sweating that out! Fantastic troll on a Friday. Well done sir.
i'm at work and now i need to go home and change pants. but well done. this should probably win troll of the week.
If you're gonna troll, troll well. Well trolled, troll.
(Normally your post would piss me off, but this was well-played and it's Friday.)
Prepare for exile to non-thread-start point levels.
I actually like it.
seriously, you nearly gave me a heart attack there.
Hahahahaha this is a post for the ages
Well played, sir, feasting on the board's current insecurityfor some deserved humor on a Friday. Let's just not make this a recurring theme...
The fact that my heart somewhat dropped tells me I care too much about this shit.
Also, that fact that I quickly tried to rationalize it by judging his character "yea, he was woo'ed by same things Treadwell & them were...yea he seems like that type of kid" means Im not a good person.
that up or downvoting on a topic itself doesn't cause the mgopoints of the poster to change, otherwise his mgopoints total would be falling in a hurry on this one.
Signed in just to neg the OP
I would give 100 mgopoints to downvote 50 more times...
Very nicely done. This made me laugh.
I was half way to melt down mode. Well played.
You earned this trip to Bolivia, so kudoes to you.
I was all like "wtf" then I red the entire post and I was still all like "wtf"
I was very shocked and very angry, very shangry. Neg'd, but well played, yo.
are a DOUCHE BAG.
Not cool man!
I looked at this thread and got "What the F...." out before I saw that you were trolling. Well played, but I negged your ass anyway.
This old guy's brain almost blew up. So you're saying we still have a chance...?
I was 2 seconds away from throwing a delicious gyro at the computer screen. Crisis averted.
Oh man...Oh man... that was emotional.
You fucking asshole
Awesome. I love this.
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
Be honored- you have received the elusive Anonymosity Upvote.
A pox on your house, sir. Well done...I rarely downvote anyone, but you got one, due to the sudden increase in stomach acid that your post evoked.
Try again motherfucker!
What a jerk
But I hope you get negged to the point that you can't post anymore.
Hope Bolivia is nice this time of year.
Any mods around?
Well played! (I know just enought about recruiting to know who Malik Mcdowell is, so I really don't care about all these kids). This was a good troll. Happy Friday everyone, hopefully this lightens some of us up.
Unless universal forces shift in 2014 and reverse Michigan's impossibly poisoned mojo, the news seems inevitable. Might as well practice assuming the fetal position now.
I find it funny, even if no one else does
Hey OP, looks like I am going to need you to come in Saturday to work on those TPS reports...
I actually found this quite funny after my co-workers were able to revive me with the defibrillator.
This was the worst joke ever to hear right now
This thread put me in such a bad mood...
Saw is scroll across the TV earlier and had to rewind after catching my breath.
Well played. Dick.
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you change the thread title now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will neg you to bolivia.
is that I thought it was a funny way to hopefully get us to lighten up about recruiting and the current state of things. As should probably be expected with this bunch, however, it backfired.
I feel better after reading that post and its entirety.
never before has one man been neg banged so hard. Enjoy the downvotes
But I admittedly LOL'd. Immediate thoughts were of Treadwell's $$$ pic
I knew in my heart when it said OT that it was not our McDowell but still... you suck.
I ain't even mad Im impressed
I usually don't log in, but when I do, I neg the post that gives us fits.
Actually pretty funny. It is odd how many of us (me included) went straight to the thought of Treadwell money pic.
Well played. I was pissed and now I'm proud of your efforts. Nicely done.
Good to have voting back!
Well played. Gorgeous Al would be proud of how you "executed."
But I found it mean-spirited and and unfunny, so down vote instead of upvote.
I was proud to give up 2 mgopoints to negbang the shit out of this person.
I neg you with the utmost respect, sir.
As I have been instructed to let it ride, I shall do so. That being said, when I initially saw this thread a couple hours ago - just as I walked into a meeting - I became distracted enough that I literally wheeled a laptop and projector cart right into a potted plant. Yeah, we had a near miss / slapstick comedy moment over here as a result.
if you report that near miss and it shows up in the safety reports that would be hilarious
Well played John Corbin, well played.
I knew it! Nice move.
Please contact me. I'm aiming for class certification by February. In the meantime, please document injuries as best you can.
So thanks to this gem of a post, a "friend" thought it would be funny to text me the headline. Well I was in a pretty important meeting at the time which meant I couldn't check it out. So I sat there for the next half hour pissed off, distracted, and running through so many questions about how this could have happened.
So kudos for an epic troll. Be proud that you're the first person I've downvoted since the voting came back.
My god. I almost drove into a guardrail.
The initial issue may have been that you were reading MGoBlog while driving...
Agreed. Probably shouldn't do that.
That took stones
It took being an asshole. The two are often confused.
Now that's funny.
lmao please don't ever do that again.
But I still logged in just to neg this post. Giving up the points is the penalty for me being dumb enough to read it.
The only good thing about this thread title, is that Malik also holds an interest in Ole Miss and another spot on their DL was filled.
I too gave the negbang.
But more importantly, this post illustrates why it is so critical, so very important, that the mgoproletariat has the ability to upvote and downvote. Thank you Brian!!
I've never seen something like +60 / -220. Impressive
of MGoBlog's greatest trolling posts.
I can't bring myself to neg you, because it was so intelligently malicious.
Call it "Best Trolling in MGoBlog History"
And the thread picked up enough posts to look real. whew!
This is everything I wish I could have thought up.
The OT gave it away
Hard to do anything other than tip one's hat.
skipped a few beats when I read this thread title. John Corbin, you are one cruel son of a bitch. Part of me wants to applaud you, and part of me wants to punch you.
This will only be funny if Malik McDowell picks Michigan. Otherwise....ugh.
I was all...no. No. Well...is there another one?
Then I read the mod edit...looked for name...laughed.
Congrats to G. McDowell.
Day be payin peoples
I first saw the post and thought Jeeeeesuus Christ and three days before Christmas. Nothing but bad news lately when do we catch a effin break, so I waited and read the Westphal commitment and finally felt good enough to albeit reluctantly, open the post and saw over 200 Negs and laughed and thought boy shoot the messenger. Then I found out why everyone was shooting the messenger, its because he is a effin idiot. I agree send that moron to bolivia and this site will be much better for it. Oh and thanks you effing idiot I was having a good morning.
excellent title sir, you've earned the 'ass hat' name, congrats
Saw this thread back up and my heart actually jumped AGAIN, smh...why the hell do I care this much? lmao.