Or really coked up
I did not make this headline up
Or really coked up
Let's leave this crap for TMZ or Entertainment tonight. 'This is Michigan for God's sake! ' There is no relationship between Sheen/asshole/batterer/addict and Michigan.
Reporter: "Are you bipolar"?
Sheen: "I'm bi-winning".
I swear he made several comments that made it obvious that he had been listening to that WIN WIN WIN NO MATTER WHAT song right before the interview.
you have a problem
I love it when he quotes allen iverson's "practice" speech.
and also "I'm not High on drugs.. i'm high on Charlie Sheen!"
thanks for the laugh, otherwise this thread is out of place.
This guys nutty.
Charlie is a postmodern philosopher. Listen to the wisdom. I am the sum total of right now.
He calls that one pornstar a troll and there's another pornstar sitting off to the side of him and living in his house. I guess because she hasn't come out with any bad stories about him she's all good. Those two girls are not good lookin at all, Bree Olson is alright but the other girl is a mess, her mouth is all fucked up like she fiending for more crack. The lady doing the interview is way better looking than those two hags. What a surprise the pornstar would LOVE to marry Charlie. IT'S ON!!
is that he's encouraged (to the tune of $1.8 million per episode) to play an sex-crazed addict on a prime-time TV show but people freak out when it turns out that he's actually a sex-crazed addict. It's weird: it used to be that you couldn't show people on TV doing the normal stuff that they actually did (like kissing), now you can talk about all kinds of stuff on prime-time TV that's actually out of bounds in real life.
I see your point, but at the same time actors are paid to portray much worse characters. If the guy who played Hannibal ended up being a real serial killer that ate people's faces I dont think you could reasonably say it's society being hypocritical.
Charlie Sheen's TV personality is entertaining (at least in theory, 2.5 men isnt my thing but it puts up ridiculous ratings) but its reasonable to assume that people only enjoy that personality because they are aware it's fictional and things he does on the show aren't actually hurtings/affecting people in real life.
This is fucking outstanding. OP summed it up best- the new Busey. I am so, so entertained by this. Women must LOVE this guy. Haha. He is the sum of all of the egoism of the past few decades. I love this. Hilarious.
If he didn't look so haggard, I'd swear he's just screwing with people.
my wife is more convinced I'm acutally charming.
He's got to at least smoke a pack of cigs during this interview, I couldn't sit there and do that interview if he was smoking like that. Cigarette smoke makes my eyes itch, my throat dry and gives me a headache, I don't know how she is doing it. Just baking up your house with cancer sticks while your kids are living there, very healthy for your kids Charlie.
Sheen is railing porn stars and snorting coke mauntains. Smoking cigs is probably his healthiest behavior.
Obviously snorting mountains of coke and smoking crack is worse than smoking cigarettes. I don't care what the hell Charlie does, I just think it's horrible to fill the house with a cloud when your kids are living there. Cigs are fucking disgusting. Neg away.
The cigs are the least of his issues. This would be akin to complaining about your level of service at a restaurant during an impending Tsunami.
comment on smokers like they are chaining a helpless person up in their basement make my eyes itch, my throat dry, and gives me a headache.
You have already put half of the bars and restaurants in this state out of business, leave it at that would ya?
Cant wait to watch this from the West Coast, have it set on my DVR!
But frankly he's been acting JUST like an addict in denial who leans towards egoism. Frankly I'm just ready for them to find his body in a hotel room so he stops blathering on every tv program out there. (Really, I think he was on Top Chef last week. Though I would pay to see him on Wipeout).
That, and I have him in my Dead Pool.
Look what I'm dealing with, man. I'm dealing with fools and trolls. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee...
that he's the highest paid TV actor.
Two and a Half Men is such a terrible show.
Live thread for the interview. Charlie Sheen, while completely out of his mind, is so entertaining.
He spits out so many great one-liners that I just can't stop watching.....
If Charlie Sheen actually wrote for Two and a Half Men, the show might actually be funny.
Manic pseudo zen. Gotta love it.
Tripled in size just by watching this interview....
Charlie Sheen just entered the Mike Tyson / Charles Barkley tier of awesomeness
There are a lot people that are not mega millionaires who are also addicted to drugs. Where is there story?
Intervention on A&E. Next sanctimonious question.
Look at me. Look at my life. Winning.
Is the shit they say half as awesome as this?
but my sister has battled substance abuse, addiction and mental illness for 14 years. Addiction is a very sad, difficult and devastating disease. I have a hard time watching any of Sheen's interviews because I can't help but think we're all laughing at the consequences and manifestations of his addiction. I hope and pray he gets the help he needs very soon.
My dad is bipolar manic depressive, and Charlie looks much more like someone on a manic high than a drug addict.
Hey, let's all as a society work on making sure he hits the low end of the spectrum a few weeks from now and kills himself! The glee we're all taking in it is upsetting.
Wow- this thing is bigger than I thought. Charlie Sheen is very close to a complete career revival-megastar status, or premature death. My guess at this point is the ladder. If and only if he is truly feeling the way that his words indicate, he meets at least one of the legal definitions of insanity and appears to be close to ending it.
His words are very funny ("I was in the best picture when I was like 20, I wasn't even trying - classic) but they are also truly delusional. If he is not acting, which he may well be, there is a really hard brick wall closing in on him and he is finished when he finally smacks into it. What you are hearing and seeing is called mania, it stops, and then things get dark, really dark.
Good luck Bud (Fox).
haha this man is hillarious...
"The run I was on made Sinatra look like a droopy eyed armless kid."