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OSU QB Cardale Jones Twitter hilarity
October 5th, 2012 at 12:58 PM | 
This is a kid from a poor
This is a kid from a poor
October 5th, 2012 at 1:56 PM |
All of those facts would make
All of those facts would make
All of those facts would make you think that he would want to take advantage of the unique opportunity that has been given to him. Looks like he will live the rest of his life in that poor neighborhood.
October 5th, 2012 at 12:59 PM |
Well... both guys ahead of
Well... both guys ahead of
Well... both guys ahead of him on the depth chart are older than him ,so saying he won't go to NFL or likely never take a meaningful snap isn't a fair assumption.
“When your team is winning, be ready to be tough, because winning can make you soft. On the other hand, when your team is losing, stick by them. Keep believing” - Bo Schembechler
October 5th, 2012 at 1:26 PM |
Well yeah, he's a freshman.
Well yeah, he's a freshman.
Well yeah, he's a freshman. Every freshman who comes in is behind kids older than them, for the most part.
But Cardale in only one year behind Miller, and has a pretty highly rated guy a year behind him. Add that to the fact that Cardale has never proven to be a great QB prospect, and that he is far from an Urban-style QB (no pun intended), I highly doubt we ever see Cardale Jones playing meaningful minutes as an OSU QB.
October 5th, 2012 at 1:32 PM |
He will most likely be passed
He will most likely be passed
He will most likely be passed up by JT Barrett once he gets on campus anyways. I can see a transfer in the future.
Greetings from Bolivia.
"It's special how the real true people hang together. And if you don't support the program you're not a true Michigan guy. It's that simple." - Gary Moeller
October 5th, 2012 at 1:44 PM |
Absolutely no doubt about
Absolutely no doubt about
Absolutely no doubt about that. Barrett is a better QB all around than Jones, and a much better fit for OSU's offense. The coaches will be grooming him as BM's heir apparent.
Cardale might have a shot if he moves to TE, actually. He's a big dude.
October 5th, 2012 at 4:31 PM |
I don't know about Berrett
I don't know about Berrett
But BM is the shit.
October 5th, 2012 at 6:43 PM |
Pun
Pun
intended?
I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes.
October 5th, 2012 at 12:48 PM |
I'm glad he picked OSU and
I'm glad he picked OSU and
I'm glad he picked OSU and not Michigan. I would have thought that going to Fork Union would have straightened him up a little bit. I guess he still doesn't understand...
October 5th, 2012 at 12:52 PM |
I guess it didn't help much
I guess it didn't help much
I guess it didn't help much since he spent only 6 months there.
Greetings from Bolivia.
"It's special how the real true people hang together. And if you don't support the program you're not a true Michigan guy. It's that simple." - Gary Moeller
October 5th, 2012 at 10:05 PM |
Yeah...
Yeah...
...'cause kids don't go to FUMA for football at all.
October 6th, 2012 at 9:34 AM |
They do go there for
They do go there for
They do go there for football, but I would think a military academy would help them at least a little bit with their discipline...
October 6th, 2012 at 7:51 PM |
Mmmhmmm...
Mmmhmmm...
...he was there for only 6 months.
October 5th, 2012 at 12:53 PM |
This kid's got a point. I
This kid's got a point. I
This kid's got a point. I mean he's got a bright future waitng for him in the NFL. What team wouldn't want to draft a 3rd string qb who will never see the field?
It's been a lot. Its been a roller coaster that for some reason seemed like it would never get good. But you know what? We kept fighting. It's like that old saying goes, "Those Who Stay Will Be Champions." -David Molk
October 5th, 2012 at 1:24 PM |
...and
...and
and doesn't like studying? I mean, cuz, they don't spend any time hittin' the books in the NFL. No siree...
The Team, The Team, The Team
October 5th, 2012 at 2:26 PM |
Everyone knows you have to be at least career 2nd string
Everyone knows you have to be at least career 2nd string
To be drafted.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
October 5th, 2012 at 12:53 PM |
Twitter handle
Twitter handle
Is his twitter handle a misspelling of his own name?
October 5th, 2012 at 12:54 PM |
Insert "Super Mario Kart" for
Insert "Super Mario Kart" for
Insert "Super Mario Kart" for FOOTBALL and I would have tweeted the same thing in college.
Let's eat Grandpa.
October 5th, 2012 at 7:01 PM |
Lol
Lol
For me, it was Goldeneye 007.
"It's the only place to get the inside story on Wolverine football, so blee bluhh tahh!" - Bo
October 5th, 2012 at 12:58 PM |
Fuck science!
Fuck science!
Fuck science!
or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
October 5th, 2012 at 3:21 PM |
F'n magnets, how do they
F'n magnets, how do they
F'n magnets, how do they work?
October 5th, 2012 at 12:58 PM |
FA
FA
I was hoping to find a thread about Ashley Cole calling the FA a #bunchoftwats, but this is pretty good.
October 5th, 2012 at 2:09 PM |
Who the hell is Ashley Cole and what the hell is FA?
Who the hell is Ashley Cole and what the hell is FA?
Is this soccer-related?
"The Ruhr will not be subjected to a single bomb. If an enemy bomber reaches the Ruhr, my name is not Hermann Göring: you can call me Urban Meyer!"
October 5th, 2012 at 2:26 PM |
Ashley Cole is the left back
Ashley Cole is the left back
Ashley Cole is the left back for Chelsea. He was once married to Cheryl (Tweedy) Cole, but like an idiot, he cheated on her numerous times. He is good at soccer, but he is also a twat.
Greetings from Bolivia.
"It's special how the real true people hang together. And if you don't support the program you're not a true Michigan guy. It's that simple." - Gary Moeller
October 5th, 2012 at 12:59 PM |
I'll see you in food service,
I'll see you in food service,
I'll see you in food service, Cardale.
Abort, Retry, Fail?
October 5th, 2012 at 1:02 PM |
An amazing quote
An amazing quote
An amazing quote - simple yet profound, innocently assertive and completely honest without any regard to the long term significance. He should win 2012's most honest thing said by an athlete.
That is from the OSU just makes it even better.
October 5th, 2012 at 1:11 PM |
In the immortal words of Calvin
In the immortal words of Calvin
"Why should I have to work for everything? It's like saying I don't deserve it!"
I hope that your shift manager at Taco Bell will help sponsor your neighborhood leauge, Cardell, so that you can still come to play FOOTBALL.
"This is the EMU game, not the emo game."
October 5th, 2012 at 1:12 PM |
"We aint come to play school"?
"We aint come to play school"?
Holy smokes. Just what you want to hear from a quarterback, albeit a back-up one. If that's what the guy's attitude is about learning, it makes you wonder why Ohio (or any top program) would offer him a scholarship (like us!).
"You owe it to every man, woman, and child in the State of Michigan to beat the Buckeyes and silence their fans! Now go out there and make it happen!"
- Bo Schembechler (Result: U-M 22 OSU 0)
October 5th, 2012 at 1:26 PM |
Just add that to the "Great
Just add that to the "Great
Just add that to the "Great things said by an OSU QB!" list.
BTW, did anyone else notice he spelled his name wrong too? It's listed at the top as cArdel, but then below that for his twitter handle he has it as cOrdel... Also his twitter handle is @cordel 10, when obviously by his picture he is 12. Granted he wore 10 in HS, so that one is semi-excusable. His whole twitter account is full of fail!
October 5th, 2012 at 1:28 PM |
He just offended the handful
He just offended the handful
He just offended the handful of his teammates who did go to OSU to play school.
October 5th, 2012 at 1:34 PM |
Yeesh
Yeesh
I'm loving buckeyeplanet on this one.
Most popular comments? "I came to get f'ed up!" and "I went for pussy and beer!" A bastion of higher education, clearly. Seriously, 9/10ths of the responses support this kid in saying that!
"This is the EMU game, not the emo game."
October 5th, 2012 at 2:30 PM |
Is it pretty much a given that anyone who says or writes things
Is it pretty much a given that anyone who says or writes things
Like "I went for pussy and beer!" got a whole lot of the latter but almost none of the former?
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
October 5th, 2012 at 1:36 PM |
I thought they went there for
I thought they went there for
I thought they went there for the free tattoos?
Low blow? Low blow.
Strive to win. If you lose....win.
October 5th, 2012 at 1:37 PM |
Everybody kills people,
Everybody kills people,
Everybody kills people, murders people, steals from you, steals from me.
October 5th, 2012 at 1:50 PM |
C'mon
C'mon
We ain't come to talk CRIME...
October 5th, 2012 at 2:18 PM |
I'm betting he ends up
I'm betting he ends up
I'm betting he ends up academic All-B1G, just like Terrelle.
Denard has spent the offseason working really hard and smiling at people.
October 5th, 2012 at 1:50 PM |
Phone call
Phone call
Hello, Gordon? This is Mark. Tell your 3rd string quarterback to put a lid on it or we'll get pressured to investigate you again.
October 5th, 2012 at 1:50 PM |
To be fair...
To be fair...
... in twitter speak, the grammer is actually not that bad.
Do Something. If it works, do more of it. If it doesn't, do something else.
October 5th, 2012 at 2:03 PM |
To be fair
To be fair
it's grammar and not grammer.
October 5th, 2012 at 2:07 PM |
I was...
I was...
...umm... being clever?
Do Something. If it works, do more of it. If it doesn't, do something else.
October 5th, 2012 at 2:12 PM |
He was talking about this guy...
He was talking about this guy...
"The Ruhr will not be subjected to a single bomb. If an enemy bomber reaches the Ruhr, my name is not Hermann Göring: you can call me Urban Meyer!"
October 5th, 2012 at 2:00 PM |
I'm Rick James, bitch.
I'm Rick James, bitch.
I'm Rick James, bitch.
"And if that doesn't wet your appetite, you're watching the wrong channel."
You can usually find me bumping some Reggae, hammered on Higgins Lake with the goon squad. #HALOL
Go Blue!
October 5th, 2012 at 2:07 PM |
Can you teach me how to school?
Can you teach me how to school?
Can you teach me how to school?
October 5th, 2012 at 2:09 PM |
seeing that reminds me of
seeing that reminds me of
October 5th, 2012 at 2:09 PM |
Cardale must be failing the
Cardale must be failing the
Cardale must be failing the TWILIGHT Class i assume
October 5th, 2012 at 2:13 PM |
That is one tough class. So
That is one tough class. So
That is one tough class. So many names to remember and I am not even factoring the Volturi !!!
"I want to express my thanks to you, as a graduate of the Michigan of the East, Harvard University." - John F. Kennedy, 1960 Michigan Union
October 5th, 2012 at 7:14 PM |
Doesn't need to remember
Doesn't need to remember
It's open book, which means he can read it ... Oh, okay. I get it ....
"If life is the road, then Ohio is simply a place to stop for gas." -- Scott Burgess, Detroit News, 9/16/2010
October 5th, 2012 at 2:11 PM |
What an idiot. Even if
What an idiot. Even if
What an idiot. Even if 99.99% of players are thinking the same thing, don't tweet it for the world to see. Nice work mentoring your kids, Urban. Way to recognize the ones that might need some extra help.
Disgruntled former moderator. I got a lot of problems with you people!
October 5th, 2012 at 2:17 PM |
In High School a kid in
In High School a kid in
In High School a kid in History Class asked "how could a shot be heard all around the world?" Sounds like Cardale.
"I knew Bo Schembechler and you sir, are no Bo Schembechler!"
October 5th, 2012 at 2:31 PM |
We ain't come to play SCHOOL
We ain't come to play SCHOOL
We ain't come to play SCHOOL
"I think Hoke has changed the tide on the rivalry. Hell people in Ohio are starting to believe him. Never in a million years I would have thought that. Selling Michigan jerseys is a good start."
This is a kid from a poor neighborhood, with bad grades from a bad high school who had to go to prep school to qualify... no, he really doesn't know.
It might not make sense to us, but it is what it is.
Also, by all accounts that I've read, Cardale has a terrible attitude (as evidenced by his tweets).